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Clips from Community (2009) - Alternative History of the German Invasion (S04E04)

It's as informative as it is delicious. That class should've been ours.

"It's as informative as it is delicious. That class should've been ours."

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I hear the final is a sundae bar.

"I hear the final is a sundae bar."

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That show takes place in a fantasy realm. This is about the real world.

"That show takes place in a fantasy realm. This is about the real world."

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I hear this teacher's a real hard-ass. He's British and has a degree.

"I hear this teacher's a real hard-ass. He's British and has a degree."

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Quick impression: "Wah." Who am I? You guys.

"Quick impression: "Wah." Who am I? You guys."

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Ha. Dead on.

"Ha. Dead on."

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No, them leaving would mean Greendale got slightly better,

"No, them leaving would mean Greendale got slightly better,"

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If there is one thing Germans don't do, it's hold a grudge.

"If there is one thing Germans don't do, it's hold a grudge."

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STUDENT: Morning, sir.

"STUDENT: Morning, sir."

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I know what you're all thinking, and the answer is yes.

"I know what you're all thinking, and the answer is yes."

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means nothing next to a little slipup with a coed.

"means nothing next to a little slipup with a coed."

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Franlein gets a--

"Franlein gets a--"

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Give me the hope To run out of steam

"Give me the hope To run out of steam"

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Sorry. I should've realized that might be startling.

"Sorry. I should've realized that might be startling."

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I'm sorry. He doesn't.

"I'm sorry. He doesn't."

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to experience syntactical confusion. Thus, the inappropriate insertion of

"to experience syntactical confusion. Thus, the inappropriate insertion of"

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for the shooting of an esoteric art film.

"for the shooting of an esoteric art film."

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Why don't we just let them have it? That's called appeasement.

"Why don't we just let them have it? That's called appeasement."

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That was my war. I had flashbacks for years.

"That was my war. I had flashbacks for years."

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How did you know? I recognized your catchphrase:

"How did you know? I recognized your catchphrase:"

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And I'll have fun doing it.

"And I'll have fun doing it."

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You're right. I can't believe I doubted you.

"You're right. I can't believe I doubted you."

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Yeah. These DUssel-dorks won't leave our study room.

"Yeah. These DUssel-dorks won't leave our study room."

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War?

"War?"

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It would appear that in this battle, our bulge was a little bit bigger.

"It would appear that in this battle, our bulge was a little bit bigger."

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We're getting up earlier tomorrow.

"We're getting up earlier tomorrow."

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Thanks again for taking me in.

"Thanks again for taking me in."

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We must have been great pals before my Changnesia, huh?

"We must have been great pals before my Changnesia, huh?"

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Without so much as a drop of moisturizer.

"Without so much as a drop of moisturizer."

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This is the worst thing that's happened to me in my 96 hours of memory.

"This is the worst thing that's happened to me in my 96 hours of memory."

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Guten luck on the examination. We will be preparing for it

"Guten luck on the examination. We will be preparing for it"

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in Study Room F, as in "fictory."

"in Study Room F, as in "fictory.""

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Oh, come on. Dirndls, blutwurst, luftballons.

"Oh, come on. Dirndls, blutwurst, luftballons."

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It is exactly like an episode of Hogan's Villains.

"It is exactly like an episode of Hogan's Villains."

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and enjoy it there.

"and enjoy it there."

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So there's nothing hiding inside this giant German chocolate cake?

"So there's nothing hiding inside this giant German chocolate cake?"

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Then you wouldn't mind if I cut the cake?

"Then you wouldn't mind if I cut the cake?"

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Shirley stayed up all night baking that for you.

"Shirley stayed up all night baking that for you."

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I just used the eggs I would've used for my son's breakfast.

"I just used the eggs I would've used for my son's breakfast."

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Troy.

"Troy."

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Here you go.

"Here you go."

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Gotcha.

"Gotcha."

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celebrating German culture.

"celebrating German culture."

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I mean, if the Hasidic Student Union wants to host a Kwanzaa celebration,

"I mean, if the Hasidic Student Union wants to host a Kwanzaa celebration,"

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Hanukkah? No, sir.

"Hanukkah? No, sir."

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Dean Pelton. If I don't offer you a receipt, your education is free.

"Dean Pelton. If I don't offer you a receipt, your education is free."

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ALL: What do we want? ALL: Justice!

"ALL: What do we want? ALL: Justice!"

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Come back in a few hours, we're playing "Dungeons & Dragons."

"Come back in a few hours, we're playing "Dungeons & Dragons.""

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You take that back.

"You take that back."

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GUARD: Open 2.

"GUARD: Open 2."

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Puts Greendale on the map. But your health comes second-- Whoop. First, to the school.

"Puts Greendale on the map. But your health comes second-- Whoop. First, to the school."

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Oh, let's not hug.

"Oh, let's not hug."

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to show us that one man's hero is another man's villain.

"to show us that one man's hero is another man's villain."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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Then why are you here?

"Then why are you here?"

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F's for everyone. Oh.

"F's for everyone. Oh."

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I hate this. I wish there was a way that we could make it up to people.

"I hate this. I wish there was a way that we could make it up to people."

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We have to start giving back

"We have to start giving back"

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It gave us the study room.

"It gave us the study room."

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And our family is more than the seven of us.

"And our family is more than the seven of us."

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It's all of Greendale.

"It's all of Greendale."

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Should we go celebrate at Skeeper's?

"Should we go celebrate at Skeeper's?"

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And everyone forgave you.

"And everyone forgave you."

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Because when it comes right down to it,

"Because when it comes right down to it,"

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Keep that in mind the next 20 seconds.

"Keep that in mind the next 20 seconds."

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We challenge you to taste the bread. This coupon is a $5 bill.

"We challenge you to taste the bread. This coupon is a $5 bill."

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History of Ice Cream class is letting out.

"History of Ice Cream class is letting out."

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a long time ago, I'd watch Game of Thrones.

"a long time ago, I'd watch Game of Thrones."

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I can't have a hard-buns teacher. I'm starting a business.

"I can't have a hard-buns teacher. I'm starting a business."

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but not only will this class be much less likely to give us type 2 diabetes,

"but not only will this class be much less likely to give us type 2 diabetes,"

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we might actually learn so--

"we might actually learn so--"

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Son of a bitch.

"Son of a bitch."

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SHIRLEY: Those annoying Germans are back?

"SHIRLEY: Those annoying Germans are back?"

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I thought they transferred after they lost their foosball scholarship.

"I thought they transferred after they lost their foosball scholarship."

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I heard they were juicing.

"I heard they were juicing."

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which, as we know, does not happen.

"which, as we know, does not happen."

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Lukas, Karl, I see you've grown a new douche bag.

"Lukas, Karl, I see you've grown a new douche bag."

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My name is Reinhold.

"My name is Reinhold."

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There was some bad blood between you two,ja? Hmm. Don't worry.

"There was some bad blood between you two,ja? Hmm. Don't worry."

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Unless we're talking Die Hard 3. Or the 20th century.

"Unless we're talking Die Hard 3. Or the 20th century."

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Morning, everyone.

"Morning, everyone."

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I am Professor Cornwallis.

"I am Professor Cornwallis."

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I am a direct descendant of General Sir Charles Cornwallis

"I am a direct descendant of General Sir Charles Cornwallis"

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Was anyone thinking that? ALL: No.

"Was anyone thinking that? ALL: No."

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History is written by the victors.

"History is written by the victors."

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What does it mean? According to Oxford University,

"What does it mean? According to Oxford University,"

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is that history can be seen from a multitude of vantage points.

"is that history can be seen from a multitude of vantage points."

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So for your first test on Monday--

"So for your first test on Monday--"

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STUDENTS: Oh... BRITTA: Oh, come on.

"STUDENTS: Oh... BRITTA: Oh, come on."

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I'm confused. When do we get our ice cream?

"I'm confused. When do we get our ice cream?"

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I want to challenge you to look at history from all perspectives.

"I want to challenge you to look at history from all perspectives."

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How would the story read if it was written not by the victors,

"How would the story read if it was written not by the victors,"

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but by the vanquished?

"but by the vanquished?"

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Ja, how indeed?

"Ja, how indeed?"

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I was recalling a very funny episode of the German version of The Nanny.

"I was recalling a very funny episode of the German version of The Nanny."

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One by one They all just fade away

"One by one They all just fade away"

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And I still have those pants. True story. Ha-ha-ha.

"And I still have those pants. True story. Ha-ha-ha."

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Oh, we have fun. Aah!

"Oh, we have fun. Aah!"

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Dr. Ken Kedan, Greater Greendale Mental Health Services.

"Dr. Ken Kedan, Greater Greendale Mental Health Services."

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Kevin, does this gentleman look familiar to you?

"Kevin, does this gentleman look familiar to you?"

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Oh, of course. That explains the note.

"Oh, of course. That explains the note."

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"Hello, my name is Kevin. I have Changnesia"? What is that?

""Hello, my name is Kevin. I have Changnesia"? What is that?"

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Not uncommon for victims of memory loss

"Not uncommon for victims of memory loss"

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his name into an unrelated phrase. No, he's always dean that.

"his name into an unrelated phrase. No, he's always dean that."

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Once we learned of the connection to Greendale, we realized

"Once we learned of the connection to Greendale, we realized"

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it'd be the perfect environment for immersive therapy.

"it'd be the perfect environment for immersive therapy."

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What? No, absolutely not.

"What? No, absolutely not."

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I can't have an unbalanced nut job traipsing around on my campus.

"I can't have an unbalanced nut job traipsing around on my campus."

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Put that on the rack, put that in the fridge. Get him out of here.

"Put that on the rack, put that in the fridge. Get him out of here."

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Sorry. Your school board already signed off on it.

"Sorry. Your school board already signed off on it."

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Kevin is now your responsibility.

"Kevin is now your responsibility."

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Ahhhh!

"Ahhhh!"

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I just felt a disturbance. Did you have dairy this morning?

"I just felt a disturbance. Did you have dairy this morning?"

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I'll take a provisional Lactaid.

"I'll take a provisional Lactaid."

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Won't be needing the Lactaid.

"Won't be needing the Lactaid."

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Why must he hurt so with his words? He's like a less funny Hans Rickles.

"Why must he hurt so with his words? He's like a less funny Hans Rickles."

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I'm not here to argue, Angela Jerk-els. Beat it.

"I'm not here to argue, Angela Jerk-els. Beat it."

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Oh! Someone must've changed the channel to USA

"Oh! Someone must've changed the channel to USA"

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because I just watched a Burn Notice. Heh.

"because I just watched a Burn Notice. Heh."

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I can assure you, we are here for no reason other than to study.

"I can assure you, we are here for no reason other than to study."

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