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Clips from Community (2009) - Alternative History of the German Invasion (S04E04)

"Should I release the tear gas or has that ship sailed?"
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"An excellent attempt, Winger, but we are smarter than you."
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"And once again, it shall be us"
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"who are savoring the smooth and somewhat happy taste of victory."
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"Beer me, bitte."
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"As they say in Ferris Bueller, "dankeschén. ""
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"And as they say in the movie Gotcha:"
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"Busted. Busted? For what?"
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"KARL: But there were dozens of students at that Oktoberfest."
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"But you were the only German students"
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"And here at Greendale, that is a big fat no-no."
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"We frown on anyone celebrating their own cultural heritage."
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"you go, Jews."
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"It's why I keep a detailed list of every student's race and nationality."
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"To prevent racism and nationalism."
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"This is an outrage."
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"You're just banned from certain campus amenities."
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"Water fountains, swimming pools."
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"Most of these are water-based. Oh, and the study rooms."
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"I gotta take this. Bye-bye."
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"Chang did what?"
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"What are we protesting?"
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"You guys. You've been hogging that study room for three years."
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"Somebody finally stood up to you, and you had them banned."
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"Why must our people always be the victims?"
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"What do we want? ALL: Justice!"
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"When do we want it? ALL: Now!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"but it turns out, we're the Germans."
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"You realize these guys are, like, contractor-grade tools."
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"They signed out that room fair and square"
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"and then you had to take it too far, like you always do with that room."
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"STUDENTS: Yeah!"
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"Damn it! I signed this room out!"
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"And I have a final tomorrow!"
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"You're like those guys on Hogan's Heroes, the Nazis."
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"I'm Jewish."
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"Yeah, Leonard. Don't call me a Nazi."
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"You are wearing an SS T-shirt. Oh. Oh! Oh."
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"What are you doing here? You, sir, have been bailed out."
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"We are going to nurse you back to health. Ha-ha-ha."
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"But why? Why take me back in after everything I did to you?"
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"When I heard you had checked into jail, I realized you couldn't be faking."
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"The real Chang would never have remorse for what he did."
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"I believe you, Kevin."
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"Do you mind getting my--? Okay."
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"I feel guilty eating this cake."
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"And not for the usual reasons."
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"blindly follows a charismatic golden-throated leader."
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"Are you comparing me to Hitler?"
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"Yeah. There are similarities."
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"Hang on. Nobody's even willing to consider"
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"that I might be the Hitler of this group?"
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"We were the good guys. How could everybody think we're the bad guys?"
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"We are. When Karl and I were raiding the Diamond North Caves,"
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"I was facing 50 death beetles. He saved me."
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"You were just following orders."
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"There's probably a way I can make it up to him. Oh. I'll give him my four-pronged trident."
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"Why not call it a quadrident? Shh."
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"Ah. There you people are."
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"I believe we have something to discuss."
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"Oh, my God. You clever British bastard."
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"You set this up to teach us a lesson. What?"
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"Making the school pretend to hate us"
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"Of course. We aren't Nazis."
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"I tip my cap to you, sir. Lesson learned."
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"Are you actually suggesting that a professor at Greendale"
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"would set up an elaborate ruse just to teach seven students a lesson?"
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"BRITTA: Yes. TROY: That's a Wednesday."
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"I've made a terrible mistake coming here."
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"So this wasn't part of the class?"
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"You had a test today, and you all missed it."
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"So it's just decided?"
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"No vote or anything?"
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"That's it."
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"And that study room is our home."
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"But our home is more than those four walls."
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"And everyone deserves to have what we have."
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"What do you know? Greendale just got slightly better."
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"It's good to be back."
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"Oh, come on, Shirley. We all have lives."
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"There you are. I am so proud how you stepped up and made amends."
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"Greendale's a forgiving place."
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"It really is."
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"Remember that people can Chang. People can what?"
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"Hmm? Hi, I'm Kevin."
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"He has Changnesia."
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"And you know what that sound is. It's the Troy and Abed podcast."
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"Sponsored by Shirley's Sandwiches, home of the fried-chicken skin wrap."
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"Is it inside? Is it outside? You find out."
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"Our guest today is from Germany. Karl, guten tag. How are you doing?"
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"Great. Now's the part where we get real. Friendship, loyalty, betrayal, redemption."
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"Is this an apology? Yes."
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"Gift certificate to Shirley's Sandwiches, home of the triple-fried Monte Cristo."
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"That's all the time we have. For Troy Barnes, I'm Abed Nadir."
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"For Abed Nadir, I'm Troy Barnes."
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"TROY AND ABED: And we're out."
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"Thanks for doing this."
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"So will you be on my podcast tomorrow?"
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"We've got a thing. Pee-pee-pow."
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"I don't get history. If I wanted to know what happened in Europe"
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"I know The History of Ice Cream would have been fun"
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"I believe you know my brother, Juergen."
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"Ahem. But what it really means"
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"We could be roped up, tied up Dead in a year"
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"Could be that. Or it could be that great evil is nearby."
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"Uh, guys, this is our study room. Please leave. And take that mushroom cloud of Drakkar with you."
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"Who's Angela Jerk-els?"
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"wielder of the four-pronged trident in "Spawncraft.""
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"Hey, what's that sound you make when you see something shocking?"
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"Hi."
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"That was the last thing I said. Good thing you said it."
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"We got it down in Little Munich. It's been banned by the FDA."
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"You can trust him. He's a friend."
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"Relax. It's not like you're expelled."
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"BRITTA: Oh, cool."
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"This is what happens when a group of people"
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"We need to make reparations."
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"For being a guest, we want you to have this."
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"Look, 12:00."
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