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Clips from Taxi - Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey (S02E02)

"Cabdriver. Cabdriver. Cabdriver."
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"ELAINE: Hey, guys."
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"Hey. How...? Yeah?"
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"Now I'm telling you, Jim,"
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"you drive in the test like you just drove now"
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"and you'll do fine."
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"So, Jim... you coming along?"
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"Well, I'm a little confused about something."
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"Am I coming or going?"
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"to your future boss, all right?"
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"Might as well get this over with, huh?"
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"Hey, Jim, if you can handle this,"
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"the rest of reality is a piece of cake, believe me."
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"LOUIE ( loudly over P.A. ): Okay, listen up here!"
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"Simpkin, 401."
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"Latka, I'm still waiting on that cab."
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"I could have built a new one by now."
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"I'm getting done, bro."
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"Excuse me, Louie."
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"You remember Reverend Jim."
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"Get him out."
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"I mean it, Nardo."
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"Get him out of here."
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"He's a flake."
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"All right, come on now, listen."
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"Losers... bookings are down this week."
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"I know guys pulling rickshas that could do better."
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"We got to get Louie to agree to this."
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"Well, maybe we can get him on a shift that Louie..."
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"he won't have to deal with Louie."
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"ALEX: Maybe he could start in another company"
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"and, uh, you know, once he breaks in..."
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"Hey, what was that?"
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"Uh... what was what?"
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"You just put something in Louie's coffee."
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"What was that?"
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"It was either a tranquilizer or a Chiclet."
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"Jim! Jim, that's stupid!"
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"Get your mitts off my cup."
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"Yeah, but Louie..."
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"Get out of here."
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"Get your own coffee."
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"( phone ringing )"
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"LOUIE: Yeah?"
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"Judy?"
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"You got the wrong number, bone-brain."
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"You were giving them hell, Louie."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Try something new tonight, like making money."
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"Hendy, 338!"
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"One more ticket, and you're history."
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"I guess we can rule out Chiclets."
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"Yeah, Louie?"
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"Yeah, Lou?"
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"Uh..."
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"Let's see."
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"Thanks."
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"Good."
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"Lubna, 831."
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"Hey, come on, guys."
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"Let's get cracking here."
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"Let's get this show on the road."
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"Latka..."
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"By golly..."
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"let's get this cab out, huh?"
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"Zoom, zoom."
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"Okay, Louie."
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"Come on, boys and girls, let's roll them out."
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"* We were sailing along"
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"* On Moonlight Bay"
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"* We could hear the voices singing *"
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"* They seemed to say"
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"Everybody sing."
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"* You have stolen my heart"
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"BOTH: * Now don't go away"
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"* As we sang love's old sweet song *"
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"( harmonizing: ) * On Moonlight Bay."
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"Well, I think I'm going to go upstairs"
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"and go to sleep now, Ma."
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"Good night."
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"( softly ): * We were sailing along"
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"* On Moonlight Bay"
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"* We could hear the voices singing *"
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"* They seemed to say"
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"* Now don't go 'way"
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"Hey, Louie?"
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"Yeah, Bob?"
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"Hey, is it okay"
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"if Jim comes and works here as a cab driver?"
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"Sure."
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"Everybody works on Moonlight Bay."
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"* On Moonlight Bay."
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"Okay..."
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"here we go."
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"Hey, uh..."
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"give me a little help on this one."
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"You forgot your last name?"
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"I've been busy."
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"Well, what was your father's name?"
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"Well, maybe that's your name, too."
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"You know, I think you're right."
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"Good, good."
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"Oh. They mean color, don't they?"
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"Yep."
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"What color are my eyes?"
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"Elaine, you want to take a stab at this one?"
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"Hmm..."
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"well, you can rule out white."
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"Call them brown."
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"Okeydoke."
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"...W-N. ...W-N."
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"Uh, let's see."
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"Uh... "Height.""
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"Oh, about, um..."
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"about five ten?"
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"Oh, good. Yeah, good."
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"Not bad. Not bad."
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"Uh..."
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"Ow."
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""Weight.""
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