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Clips from Taxi - Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey (S02E02)

Hey...

"Hey..."

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

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Oh, boy, did that guy go down hard.

"Oh, boy, did that guy go down hard."

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Hey, you know, I'll tell you, I was worried for a minute.

"Hey, you know, I'll tell you, I was worried for a minute."

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Ah... Hey, you really gave it to him good, huh, Tony?

"Ah... Hey, you really gave it to him good, huh, Tony?"

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and I go into the bar, and I tell everyone

"and I go into the bar, and I tell everyone"

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Wait a minute-- you marry me.

"Wait a minute-- you marry me."

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Yeah, yeah. Don't you remember?

"Yeah, yeah. Don't you remember?"

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You mean the whole wedding party was nude?

"You mean the whole wedding party was nude?"

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Oh, boy.

"Oh, boy."

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if I asked you a personal question?

"if I asked you a personal question?"

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Well, I can take it, if you can.

"Well, I can take it, if you can."

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* Get on up

"* Get on up"

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Hey... no. Everything I take is by doctor's prescription--

"Hey... no. Everything I take is by doctor's prescription--"

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I am the living embodiment of the '60s.

"I am the living embodiment of the '60s."

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I was finding God all over the place.

"I was finding God all over the place."

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I marched and protested against that crummy war.

"I marched and protested against that crummy war."

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because guys like me were over in 'Nam

"because guys like me were over in 'Nam"

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TONY: Doing what?

"TONY: Doing what?"

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Come on, I'll introduce you

"Come on, I'll introduce you"

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Petrelli, 622.

"Petrelli, 622."

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Howdy.

"Howdy."

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Krubnik, 301!

"Krubnik, 301!"

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Banta?

"Banta?"

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Good, Lou.

"Good, Lou."

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* On Moonlight Bay

"* On Moonlight Bay"

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* You have stolen my heart

"* You have stolen my heart"

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Uh, Ignatowski.

"Uh, Ignatowski."

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No, don't put two.

"No, don't put two."

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Um... "Mental illness or narcotic addiction?"

"Um... "Mental illness or narcotic addiction?""

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I'm expecting the Mouseketeers any second now.

"I'm expecting the Mouseketeers any second now."

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What am I worried about?

"What am I worried about?"

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Slow down.

"Slow down."

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yellow...

"yellow..."

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light...

"light..."

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Thanks, everybody.

"Thanks, everybody."

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( engine starting )

"( engine starting )"

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( tires screeching )

"( tires screeching )"

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( theme music playing )

"( theme music playing )"

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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Drinks for everybody.

"Drinks for everybody."

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In our little group.

"In our little group."

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Tony won tonight?

"Tony won tonight?"

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Does this look like

"Does this look like"

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the face of a loser?

"the face of a loser?"

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Well, in that case, the first pitcher's on me.

"Well, in that case, the first pitcher's on me."

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Hey, thanks, Tom. Oh, that's great.

"Hey, thanks, Tom. Oh, that's great."

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That sucker hit the canvas like a sack of cement.

"That sucker hit the canvas like a sack of cement."

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You never want to see anybody get hurt, you know.

"You never want to see anybody get hurt, you know."

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The guy was climbing into the ring,

"The guy was climbing into the ring,"

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he trips, falls down and knocks himself cold.

"he trips, falls down and knocks himself cold."

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Tony won by default.

"Tony won by default."

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You mean, that's what you're celebrating?

"You mean, that's what you're celebrating?"

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I had to make it through the same ropes.

"I had to make it through the same ropes."

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That'll be three bucks.

"That'll be three bucks."

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BOBBY: Hey, look.

"BOBBY: Hey, look."

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There's Reverend Jim.

"There's Reverend Jim."

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Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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The guy who performed Latka's wedding ceremony.

"The guy who performed Latka's wedding ceremony."

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Hey, Reverend Jim!

"Hey, Reverend Jim!"

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Hey, how you doing, buddy?

"Hey, how you doing, buddy?"

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Fine, fine.

"Fine, fine."

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Uh, how you doing?

"Uh, how you doing?"

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Oh, great, great.

"Oh, great, great."

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You, uh, remember us?

"You, uh, remember us?"

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Uh, nope.

"Uh, nope."

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Jeez, it was nice chatting with you.

"Jeez, it was nice chatting with you."

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Latka! Where have you been?

"Latka! Where have you been?"

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I thought you were coming to my fight.

"I thought you were coming to my fight."

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( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

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Latka, Latka, Latka, calm down.

"Latka, Latka, Latka, calm down."

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Go slowly.

"Go slowly."

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All right.

"All right."

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I was going to go to your fight

"I was going to go to your fight"

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but I take the wrong subway

"but I take the wrong subway"

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and I end up in a place called, uh...

"and I end up in a place called, uh..."

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how do you say, uh, Har... Harlem.

"how do you say, uh, Har... Harlem."

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Harlem?

"Harlem?"

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So I went walking around, uh, lost,

"So I went walking around, uh, lost,"

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I am looking for a fight.

"I am looking for a fight."

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Right.

"Right."

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Uh... did you find one?

"Uh... did you find one?"

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Well, lots of people offered to help.

"Well, lots of people offered to help."

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So... uh, I sit down and drink with them

"So... uh, I sit down and drink with them"

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and you know, they make mistake.

"and you know, they make mistake."

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They think I am their brother.

"They think I am their brother."

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( snickers )

"( snickers )"

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So... so they teach me word... new words

"So... so they teach me word... new words"

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and lots of songs, and we all have a good time.

"and lots of songs, and we all have a good time."

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So how was your fight?

"So how was your fight?"

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I won!

"I won!"

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Oh, you are a bad dude.

"Oh, you are a bad dude."

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Sit down, Latka.

"Sit down, Latka."

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When are they going to clean those bathrooms?

"When are they going to clean those bathrooms?"

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You were in the kitchen.

"You were in the kitchen."

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Thank goodness.

"Thank goodness."

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Uh, believe me, it would never work out.

"Uh, believe me, it would never work out."

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No, no, no, no.

"No, no, no, no."

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You performed the wedding ceremony.

"You performed the wedding ceremony."

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Eight months ago, Latka had to get married

"Eight months ago, Latka had to get married"

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to stay in the country.

"to stay in the country."

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You performed the ceremony at the Sunshine Garage.

"You performed the ceremony at the Sunshine Garage."

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( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

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Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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I thought I dreamed that.

"I thought I dreamed that."

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Maybe I'm dreaming this.

"Maybe I'm dreaming this."

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Hey, Tommy, how about another glass, okay?

"Hey, Tommy, how about another glass, okay?"

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TOMMY: You're up.

"TOMMY: You're up."

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So how's the Church of the Peaceful doing?

"So how's the Church of the Peaceful doing?"

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Not so good.

"Not so good."

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After the draft ended, I lost my flock.

"After the draft ended, I lost my flock."

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Well, have you performed any other wedding ceremonies?

"Well, have you performed any other wedding ceremonies?"

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Let's see, I, uh...

"Let's see, I, uh..."

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married two people stark naked in the woods.

"married two people stark naked in the woods."

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No, just me.

"No, just me."

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They, uh...

"They, uh..."

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...changed their minds at the last minute

"...changed their minds at the last minute"

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and forgot to tell me.

"and forgot to tell me."

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Thanks for the beer.

"Thanks for the beer."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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