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Clips from Taxi - Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey (S02E02)

"Well, we'll see you around."
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"Oh, the poor guy."
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"You know, in-in my country we have an expression:"
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"( speaking native language )"
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"What does it mean?"
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"Uh... "Poor guy.""
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"You know, call me crazy,"
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"but I happen to like the guy."
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"and I'm going to go see how he's doing."
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"You're crazy. You're crazy, crazy."
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"Hey, uh, Jim."
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"Listen, my friends and I, we were wondering"
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"if you'd like to come over and join us."
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"Well, what did you decide?"
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"Well, we-we, uh..."
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"we thought that-that you might like to?"
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"Okeydoke."
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"Of course, I can only stay for five or six."
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"ELAINE: So how you doing, Jim?"
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"Fine, fine."
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"Uh, who are you folks again?"
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"You marry me."
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"In the garage."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"( imitating Latka's language )"
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"Jim, uh, would you mind"
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"No, no, no, not that personal."
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"Um, did you ever think"
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"about doing something with your life?"
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"You know, like getting a job?"
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"As a matter of fact, I have."
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"I've often thought I'd make a good pharmacist."
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"A pharmacist? Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, well, if you're serious then"
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"you have to go to school, take a lot of chemistry..."
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"Oh, I've taken a lot of chemistry."
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"You know, this has been a very long day for me"
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"so I must boogie on home now."
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"Boogie down, Latka. Boogie down."
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"Okay. Good-bye. Thanks for dropping by."
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"See you."
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"* Get on the scene"
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"Last call. I got to close it up."
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"Hey, Tom, another round."
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"Hey, uh..."
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"will you guys let me buy?"
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"Yeah! Sure!"
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"Why not?"
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"Any of this currency?"
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"Next time."
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"Yeah, I know. I'll get it."
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"Jim, I guess what we're trying to say"
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"is that we'd like to help you."
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"ALEX: Hey, Elaine, would you leave him alone?"
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"He's not asking anything from anybody."
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"Besides, it's not like our lives are in such great shape."
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"Yeah, but I just can't believe he's happy this way."
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"You know, getting high all the time."
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"everything."
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"Though finding the right doctor can be difficult."
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"Jim, please don't be offended"
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"by what I'm about to say, but don't you ever feel"
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"like you're wasting your life?"
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"Me? No, no."
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"I have function in life."
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"I-I stand for something."
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"Not everybody stands for something, but I do."
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"Everything that came along, I went with."
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"Even if I didn't know what it was, I went with it."
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"I did some drugs..."
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"not nearly so many as you probably think I did."
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"How many drugs do you think I did?"
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"Mmm... a lot."
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"Wow! Right on the nose!"
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"But I did a lot of all the other stuff, too."
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"I spent a year of my life making a macramé couch."
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"I went to all the big events."
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"I was at Woodstock."
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"Oh, yeah? You went to Woodstock?"
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"Yeah."
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"Half a million people."
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"Hey, you know, if I hadn't been there"
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"there would only have been... 499,999 people."
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"Lucky thing for them I went."
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"All of them groovin' on Hendrix, Sly, Joni, and The Who."
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"All of us gathered together in peace and joy."
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"I'd like to see them try that with disco."
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"I did it all."
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"I wore flowers in my hair..."
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"meditated for hours on end..."
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"chanted..."
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"He kept ditching me."
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"Pardon me?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, Tony."
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"No, I got something to say, Alex."
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"You know, the only reason why guys like you"
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"got to stay home, protest, and get loaded"
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"doing your fighting for you."
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"What do you say to that?"
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"Thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"But you got to understand my position."
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"I thought I was on my way to Nirvana."
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"All I ended up with"
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"was recurring flashbacks of the original Mouseketeers..."
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"hatching out of seedpods."
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"Boy, time flies."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight."
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"So, Jim, uh, take it easy, old man,"
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"and, uh... okay. Good night, Tony."
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"ELAINE: Hey, guys."
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"Let's get him a job."
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"BOBBY: Let's do that."
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"What, are you kidding?"
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"What kind of training could he possibly have?"
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"None."
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"What kind of skills could he possibly have?"
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"None."
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"What kind of job can we possibly get him?"
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