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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Thelma & Louise Except Thelma Is Linda (S07E07)

"Everyone say something!"
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"Can he smell us?"
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"(sniffs) I can. Whew."
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"Should we just jump into the ocean?"
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"Yeah, exactly."
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"You're gonna lose the bake sale."
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"This is why you shouldn't help people ever!"
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"You're a good person, Louise, and so am I."
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"was all my idea, and then"
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"But what about the bake sale?"
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"Well, I have other passions"
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"and laughing in Colleen Caviello's"
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"I'll find cover where I can, and I got to get real lucky,"
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"Just throwing things out there."
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"Just trying to solve this predicament."
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"Come on, Louise."
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"Ah! Oh!"
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"Are you joyless, Phillip?"
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"- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! - Oh, boy. Oh, boy."
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"This must be your mother. How are you? I'm Linda."
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"I had six ingrown toenails."
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"I thought I saw Louise just now."
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"No, she's at in-school suspension,"
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"Huh. What are you doing out here?"
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"Me? I came here, uh,"
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"- Sorry. - It's okay."
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"- Get-get off me! - Um..."
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"- All right, we can talk on the phone. - O-Okay, yeah, sure."
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"Okay, here I go! (laughs)"
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"Yeah, yeah, they're gone, Teddy."
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"- Really? - Sure."
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"- No. - Yeah?"
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"- Not really, no. - Pretty good?"
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"I could go for a jalapeño burger right now."
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"(panting): Is Louise still in there?"
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"Okay, I'll sit right here while you do that."
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"GENE: She's done her time, man. We need to reintroduce her"
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"What? Louise. You're here."
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"Why are you sweaty and winded?"
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"Well, where's your essay? Let's see it."
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"right here, where I keep my essays."
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"Ha! Just a kid yelling."
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"But if you don't get it..."
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"I just thought it might have a-a meaning beyond"
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"Louise! (panting)"
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"are here to visit their jailbird sister."
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"No matter what she does, we'll always love her."
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"I love this woman!"
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"Uh, she seems to have satisfied the requirements, so, yes."
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"on hot days with all the windows rolled up."
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"TEDDY: ♪ I've had ♪"
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"♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪"
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"♪ Yes, I swear it's the truth ♪"
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"♪ The time of my life ♪"
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"♪ Till I've found ♪"
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"Did you get it? Linda, did you get it?"
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"- Ha, I got it! (whoops) - Yes!"
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"What are you, uh... what are you guys talking about?"
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"The bake sale! The Wagstaff School Bake Sale."
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"- What am I talking about. - Oh, right."
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"Yeah. Linda told me about it."
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"She ran it three years ago, and Colleen Caviello tanked it"
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"to make Linda look bad."
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"Yeah. She went behind my back and told everyone"
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"- So we had nothing but banana bread. - BOB; Oh, right."
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"and run that bake sale like it's her own exclusive club."
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"Yeah. Mr. Frond called last night."
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"I'm gonna show Mean Colleen Cavi-smello how it's done."
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"So, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"- Yeah. - And you didn't call me?"
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"I was up thinking about it, but that's fine."
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"- Oh. Yeah. - (phone rings)"
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"Bob's Burgers. This is Linda."
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"Mr. Frond! You must be calling about the bake sale!"
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"I was thinking we could do a theme,"
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"Louise is in big trouble,"
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"and one of us has to go down to the office."
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"I am not gonna lose it because one of our kids is a delinquent."
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"Right."
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"You've worked too hard, Linda! You've come too far."
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"- Do not lose this! - Okay, okay. I'm not."
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"Don't lose it!"
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"You have everything? Where's your purse?"
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"Oh, my God. My-my purse. Ugh. Okay."
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"Wait, wait, wait! Let me fix your hair. Hold on."
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"I got to go! I got to go!"
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"Okay, okay. Go!"
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"FROND: Are you familiar with"
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"- but you stay at school? - Mm, not exactly."
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"It's... Yes, that's basically it."
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"We've found that regular suspension was like a day off"
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"for the children, whereas in-school suspension"
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"is more punitive and educational."
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"They sit alone in a room, supervised by me,"
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"What did Louise do wrong?"
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"She pulled down a boy's pants,"
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"exposing his underpants."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I only did it because"
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"Knowing the O'Brien brothers, that's probably true, Louise,"
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"We're part of a national program"
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"called No Pants Pulled Off Behinds."
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"Your actions were not appropriate."
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"(groans)"
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"Well, sounds like she was trying to help another kid."
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"Linda, zero tolerance means zero tolerance."
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"We're gonna be working together on that bake sale,"
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"It's nice that you stuck up for the little guy, Louise,"
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"but what you did was wrong. Real wrong."
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"I just need you to sign this permission slip"
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"in in-school suspension"
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"and that you will come pick her up after school."
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"and doing the right thing. I'll just keep my head down"
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"(groans) Shoot. I completely forgot."
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"I have to take my mother to the podiatrist."
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"Anyway, we can ask Ms. Schnur to supervise Louise."
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"I'm sure she'll agree."
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"I'm busy today. I'm looking up how every celebrity looks"
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"- without makeup. - Come on."
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"You can see the door from your desk."
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"All you have to do is make sure no one goes in or out."
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