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Clips from Seinfeld - The Jacket (S02E02)

"It just comes out. I have no control over it."
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"I'm singing it on elevators, buses. Singing in front of clients."
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"It's taking over my life."
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"You know, Schumann went mad from that."
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"Artie Schumann from Camp Hatchapee?"
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"- No, you idiot. - What are you, Bud Abbott?"
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"What are you calling me an idiot for?"
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"You don't know Robert Schumann, the composer?"
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"He went crazy from one note. Couldn't get it out of his head."
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"I think it was an A. He kept repeating it over and over again."
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"He had to be institutionalised."
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"Really?"
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"Well, what if it doesn't stop?"
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"All right, just say something. Just start talking. Change the subject."
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"Let's just go, all right?"
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"I can't believe we're having dinner with Alton Benes."
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"I know exactly what's gonna happen."
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"I'm gonna try and act like I'm not impressed."
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"- He'll see right through it. - He'll look at us..."
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"Let me just get my jacket."
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"This is huge."
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"- When did this happen? - Wednesday."
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"This jacket has completely changed my life."
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"...it's with a whole different confidence."
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"Like, tonight I might've been a little nervous, but inside this jacket..."
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"...I am composed, grounded, secure that I can meet any social challenge."
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"Can I say one thing to you?"
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"And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality."
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"Absolutely."
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"It's fabulous."
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"- I know. - And I'll tell you something else..."
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"I wanna know, but I'm not gonna ask."
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"You'll tell me when you feel comfortable."
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"So, what was it, 400?"
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"Five hundred? Did you pay 500 for this?"
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"Over 6? Can't be 7. Don't tell me you paid $700 for this jacket."
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"Did you pay $700 for this jacket? Is that what you're saying to me?"
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"You are sick! Is that what you paid for this jacket?"
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"Over 700?!"
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"What did you pay for this jacket? I won't say anything."
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"I wanna know what you paid for this jacket."
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"Oh, my God! A thousand dollars?! You paid $1000 for this jacket."
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"...thinking you paid $1000 for this jacket..."
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"...unless you tell me different."
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"All right, I'll tell you what."
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"- What kind of solid? - Sit in the car for two minutes..."
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"...while it's double-parked. I gotta pick up some birds."
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"- Birds? - A friend of mine, he's a magician."
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"He's away on vacation. He asked me to take care of his doves."
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"- So take a cab. - They won't take a cage full of birds."
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"I can't. I'm on my way out. There's no way I can do it."
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"- George, do me a solid. Two minutes. - Well, I'm going with him."
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"I'd like to. I've never done a solid before."
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"Two minutes. Believe me, I know his two minutes."
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"By his conception of time, his life will last over 2000 years."
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"Schumann."
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"Where are they?"
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"Maybe he didn't show up."
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"What, you don't wanna do this?"
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"There's never been an appointment in my life..."
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"- Excuse me, Mr. Benes. - Yeah."
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"I'm Jerry, Elaine's friend. This is George."
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"It's a great thrill to meet you, sir."
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"Sit down."
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"- Want a drink? - Sure."
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"- What'll you have? - Cranberry juice with two limes."
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"And I'll have a club soda with no ice."
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"You like ice."
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"- I say, do you like ice? - Like it?"
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"- Where's Elaine? - Well, we thought..."
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"...she was meeting you earlier."
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"She's usually pretty punctual."
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"Don't you find that, George?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, she's punctual, and..."
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"...she's been late sometimes."
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"Yeah, yeah. Sometimes she's on time..."
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"...and sometimes she's late."
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"I guess..."
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"...today she's late."
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"- Yep. - Yep."
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"- Who said? - The weather guy, Dr. Waldo."
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"I don't need anybody to tell me it's gonna rain."
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"Oh, no. Of course not. l..."
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"All I have to do is stick my head out the window."
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"Which one's supposed to be the funny guy?"
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"- Oh, he's the comedian. - I'm just a regular person."
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"No, no. He's just being modest."
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"They blew his brains out all over the Pacific."
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"There's nothing funny about that."
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"Would you excuse me? I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
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"I just wanted to tell you that I really enjoyed Fair Game."
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"I thought it was just brilliant."
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"Yeah, maybe some parts."
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"What parts?"
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"The..."
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"Oh, my gosh. I just realized I have to make a phone call."
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"I can't believe... Would you...? I'll be right back."
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"That was brutal. I can't go back out there."
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"- Well, let's just leave. - Elaine will kill me."
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"- Where is she? - She's gotta be here soon."
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"Ten more minutes, and that's it, I'm leaving."
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"I have to tell you, this guy scares me."
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"The waiter was trembling."
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"We can't possibly have dinner with him alone."
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"- How we gonna get out of it? - We say we're frightened..."
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"Yeah, that's good. He'd clunk our heads together like Moe."
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"I don't know. Just start scratching."
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"He'll understand that."
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"Once a man has children, for the rest of his life his attitude is:"
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"The hell with the world, I can make my own people."
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"I'll eat whatever I want. I'll wear whatever I want..."
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"...and I'll create whoever I want."
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"My uncle is having an operation. I just wanted to see how he was."
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"What kind of an operation?"
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"Bone marrow."
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"Message for you."
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"From Elaine."
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"Like we did in Guatemala in '53."
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"- Well, Guatemala... - Sure. Guatemala."
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"All right. You boys get yourselves together."
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