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Clips from Seinfeld - The Jacket (S02E02)

"We'll head up to the restaurant. I'll leave a note for Elaine."
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"I'm going to the bathroom."
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"- Let's go. - What about Elaine?"
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"- Hell with Elaine. - She'll be furious."
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"We're dying here!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Where is Dad?"
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"He's in the bathroom."
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"Where have you been?"
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"Kramer. That Kramer."
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"I'm just about to leave, he calls me up."
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"He begs me to sit in his car for two minutes..."
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"...so he can pick up these birds."
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"Well, he said he'd drive me here right after."
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"He doesn't come down. I am freezing."
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"Then a cop comes by. Tells me to get out of the car."
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"He's towing the car away."
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"He was gonna tow it with me in the car."
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"So they tow the car. Now I am standing outside..."
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"...what happened to the car."
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"So finally, finally, he comes down with this giant cage filled with doves."
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"He said he was getting instructions, that each dove has a different diet."
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"...when two of these doves fly out."
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"I almost got hit by a bus."
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"So how is everything going over here?"
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"- Great. - Couldn't be better."
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"Good, because Dad can make some people a little uncomfortable."
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"- Oh, no. - Get out of here."
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"Man, Kramer. I could kill him."
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"You know better than to get involved with Kramer."
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"- He said he'd give me a lift. - The lift."
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"Like the lure of the Siren's song. Never what it seems to be."
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"- Well, look who's here. - Oh, hi, Dad."
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"Hello, dear."
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"- Who's the lipstick for? - No one."
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"- How's your mother? - Fine."
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"Pendant? Those bastards."
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"Well, all right, boys."
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"We'll go to that Pakistani restaurant on 46th Street."
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"You're not afraid of a little spice, are you?"
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"Pipe down, chorus boy."
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"Chorus boy?"
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"It's snowing."
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"It's beautiful."
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"Snow, that can't be good for suede, can it?"
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"I wouldn't think so."
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"What should I do?"
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"Cab? It's only five blocks."
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"- Why don't you turn it inside out? - Inside out. Great."
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"Wait a minute."
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"- What the hell do you call this? - I turned my jacket inside out."
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"Well, it's a new suede jacket."
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"Well, you're not walking with me and my daughter dressed like that."
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"That's for damn sure."
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"It's... It's only a few blocks."
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"- Elaine? - Yeah."
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"Come on up."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- I gotta feed the birds. - So?"
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"You got any of those Mini Ritzes?"
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"I can't believe that I do."
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"- What, are you going out? - Yeah."
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"Hey, where's your new jacket?"
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"- Oh, what'd you do to it? - I was out in the snow last night."
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"Don't you know what that does to suede?"
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"I have an idea."
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"We can make the 9:30 at Cinema Three."
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"Hello."
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"Thanks again for coming last night. Dad said he had a great time."
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"So, what are you gonna do with that one now?"
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"I didn't wanna tell you this, but usually he hates everyone."
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"Really?"
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"- You gonna throw this out? - Well, I can't wear it."
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"Yeah, he liked you, though."
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"Said you reminded him of somebody he knew in Korea."
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"Yeah. Go ahead. Take it."
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"Oh, because of all the singing?"
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"See, I like it like this."
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"Is this from the snow last night?"
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"You know what you should have done? You should have turned it inside out."
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"Boy, it's too bad you gave me this one too."
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"Yeah. Too bad."
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"Gonna have to do something about this lining."
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"I had a leather jacket that got ruined. Now, why does moisture ruin leather?"
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"I don't get this."
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"Aren't cows outside most of the time?"
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"I don't understand. When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse:"
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"Let us in. We're all wearing leather!"
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"Is it suede? I am suede."
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"- You're not gonna tell me? - I'd rather not say out loud."
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"Whoa, Nelson."
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"What is that song?"
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"Kramer owes thousands of dollars in back tickets."
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"...and I am freezing, but I cannot leave because I gotta tell him..."
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"So we're wandering around, trying to get a cab..."
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"Now we're running after these doves."
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"I told you 10 times."
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"- Is he still in town? - He's driving back to Maryland tonight."
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"The whole thing is suede. I can't have this cleaned. It's all I got."
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"- Alton Benes is your father? - Yeah."
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"...like he's backstage at a puppet show."
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"Where do you come up with this stuff?"
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"Dad thinks George is gay."
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"We had a funny guy with us in Korea."
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"Snow?"
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"- Looks like rain. - I know. I know. That's what they said."
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"They're intimidating because they are fathers."
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"- Mr. Benes? - Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah. I think it is."
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"Hey. Hey, will you do me a solid?"
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"It looks wonderful on you."
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"All right. I'll... Yeah. All right. Have a good one."
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"Drivel."
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"Tell him you have the crabs. He was in the military."
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"All fathers are intimidating."
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"Oh, you didn't."
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