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Clips from Mr 3000 (2004)

"- What's his problem? - That's Fukuda."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"6-4."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What are you talking about? No! That's half out."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It has to go in, all of it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What do you say, Grandpa? Does that count?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Was Panas here yet back when you were playing?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Eighth? That's for banjo hitters."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Man, I never batted lower than fifth in my life."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Son of my dick?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey, what size you swinging over there, Old School?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You sure you can still get around with that at your age?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I've been swinging this thing sweet"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Whew."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"How's it feel, Stan?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hitting's my business."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- That's what I'm talkin' about. - Lookin' good, Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Bingo."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Charge!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Charge!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Charge!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Bottom of the third, and the cheers you hear,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and the boos, for that matter, are for Stan Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"This guy throws pretty hard, Pops."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, I hit pretty hard, son."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Be aggressive."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stay focused. Keep your eye on the ball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm looking dead at it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I don't need you to tell me what to do."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on in."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I've been here before."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"This ain't my first picnic, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Ooh, Stan was a hair off"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Of course, all season, a lot of hitters,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And we're the Little Leaguers?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Not so aggressive, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Strike!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and Stan Ross is out of there on three straight pitches."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What up? Welcome to SportsCenter."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Who cares?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, Stan Ross cares."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The first week at bat"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"was a lot like the first week out of the womb for Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"A lot of drooling and a lot of just flailing around"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Let's check out the highlights."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, Stan the man more like Stan the statue,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"just chillin' at a curve for strike one."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Next pitch. Now, wait a second."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What was it that Stan said about the rest of his team?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The Milwaukee Brewers are weak."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"They're a Little League team."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Uh-huh. Little Leaguers, huh?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, my 9-year-old has a better swing"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and better eyes than that."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh! Just chillin' at a called strike three,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and, well, that'll get you some halitosis action."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah, when you get just a little too close to the umpire."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan's not done. He decided to do a little spring cleaning."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Either that, or he just wants to symbolize"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Now, I'm not gonna say that every Brewer but Stan had a hit,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"but I am gonna say that every Brewer but Stan that played"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Word around the organization is that manager Gus Panas"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Apparently he hasn't forgotten the way Stan abandoned the team"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"in the middle of the pennant race nine years ago."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stuart."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The press is having a field day."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"for all those years of abuse."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Five games and hasn't gotten close to a hit."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"How long do we let this go on?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We got 35,000 people in the park today."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We're committed to this."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Whether Stan Ross ever gets another hit or not."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh, no, I'm good."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Thanks, Boca."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan don't appreciate my velour."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Mo, I swear, he has a black one for funerals."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Just comin' from me, I think my man"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"take his old Reebok endorsement deal a little too serious."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- No, that's why I love you. - No, I love you more."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"No, I love you more."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And your life's been richer ever since."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Nice to see you again, Mo."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Mm, you too, Tony."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"So, you hire a fancy decorator to help you do this place?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"you thought I was gonna be old and tired when I quit the game."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- I never thought about it. - You thought it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"3000 Suds, 3000 Woks, and 3000 Beeps."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Sister, you know why I'm comin' back."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Is that right? - Mm-hmm."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You better hush."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Come here. Flex. - Mnh-mnh."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Look at you, Mo."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oho!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You sure got time to eat."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Baby, you hungrier than a hostage."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That killed me there, I'll tell ya."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I thought the lady must have..."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You don't train no more. You don't drink no more."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What's up with that?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We don't stay young forever."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, I know you remember what it was like."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You can't say we didn't have something special."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Good night."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What about Kansas City? That was a mind-blowing weekend."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You mean to tell me you forgot about that?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Bye-bye."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"when I had your toenails poppin' off like Redenbacher."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Bye. - Come on, how about Toronto?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Uh-huh. - Oh."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Come on, say it. - Come on, now."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know I didn't expect you in Toronto."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Come on, now. - You know what?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Don't give me that crap."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're a selfish man. You always were."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We got together for a night,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We'd still be doin' it if you didn't take that ESPN gig."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"When there's a better offer on the table, you gotta take it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'll pay for it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Bye-bye."
Mr 3000 (2004)
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