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Clips from Mr 3000 (2004)

"The count is 1-1 on the second baseman Minadeo."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Brewers down by 4."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Runner at first."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Glickman now on the mound, working from the stretch."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Skillett is caught napping."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Here's the wind and the pitch."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Swung on, a one-hopper back to the mound."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Look at that."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"There should be a man on first and second right now."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But easy, Gus. Don't get excited."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What you-all havin', prayer?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The only shining star on the team these days"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"is their strapping young outfielder, T-Rex Pennebaker."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But even his impressive power numbers"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"have done little to stop the Brewers' losing streak."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And here's the windup and the pitch."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Swung on and a deep, deep drive to left field."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"4-1."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yet another bases-empty home run for T-Rex Pennebaker."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's a little somethin' for SportsCenter."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yo, I'm puttin' the show in the show."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But your team losin'."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Instead of playin', you makin' like Mr. Bojangles."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Maybe you was takin' a grandpa nap during that part."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But your team gettin' picked off."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Your boys ain't beatin' out grounders."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It should be a ball game right now."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Get up out of my face. I did my job."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You the superstar."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"When you get a base hit in this millennium,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey, Stan, you think that diaper's affecting your swing?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Maybe you should use something lighter."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"How 'bout I shove my Hall of Fame bat"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"up the crack of your mascot ass?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Make you a hot dog on a stick, bitch."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah? I might be a sausage with teeth,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"but you sure as hell ain't no Hall of Famer."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Familiar?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You ain't changed nothin' since back in the day."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh, I can think of a lot of descriptions"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"for this couch, and perfection ain't one of 'em."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's bull. They can't treat you like that."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I remember once upon a time I pushed out the 40-year-old."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I been playin' this game long enough to know how it goes."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- I'm goin' behind the camera. - Oh, you go, girl."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Like I've been telling you, you can't beat Father Time."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, how come you really haven't settled down?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What's the matter with you?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's my song."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on. I need you, now."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Don't leave me hangin'. Come on."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on. Come on out here."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"All right, only 'cause I like this song, too."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know what, Mo?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The best sex I ever had was with you."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- What? - Yeah."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"More positions, then?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I ain't goin' there."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"More times a night?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh, you still hold the record."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I don't know, baby. I guess I like the rest of it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, you know."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I like the sleepin' and the talkin'"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and hangin' out and stuff like that."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It is to me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"No, it's not sex."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- But I got to get back. - You got to get..."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- What you got to say? - I don't have a say."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I just go where I'm assigned."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm just a reporter."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You just got to make the news, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Start hittin' that ball. - Come on."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You want to go up? Stay down? What?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- No. - Oh, come on, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Really? You gonna tell me you got cramps, too?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Maybe."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"All right, now. I'm leavin'."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Lord, just when I thought I'd seen it all."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I can still swing my bat."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"in your first three at-bats?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"More like Stan the statue."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You just got to make the news, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Ooh, ooh, a little testy. A little testy."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Quite valuable."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"If you look on the back, you'll see it's written in Latin."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You see, very old."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"At what point, Peter, does the rust come off?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm not sure it does."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Remember, Jim Palmer tried to come back"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"after he was in the Hall of Fame,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and he kept himself in better shape than Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He's a jerk."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Radio Shack. You've got questions."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We've got answers."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Those hits are my ticket to the Hall of Fame."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You think three hits are keeping you out?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Look at me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're 47 years old. You're fat. You're out of shape."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Favorite portion of the show, the comedy portion."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm gonna say it here,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"the woman that puts on the sausage outfit"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"that races around Miller Park"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's not fair, Tom."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He's a black athlete."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"George Foreman didn't know when to get out."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"This guy hasn't played since I was married to my first wife."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It just isn't possible to get out of his day."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He's a bad teammate."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Stan Ross was a great athlete. - Stan is all about Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It's a publicity stunt,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"although he'd hit better than Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But when an athlete gets to that point, he loses all his pride."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I think he's having a party at his place,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Wrong! He's embarrassed."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He used to be able to hit, cannot hit now."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey, Boca."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You think I should quit?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You think?"
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