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Clips from Mr 3000 (2004)

"You don't like me because I make a lot of money."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We're back in Milwaukee,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"across the cities and farms of the great state of Wisconsin"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"when Ross joins only 20 other major leaguers"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"in that elite 3,000-hit club?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're gonna be the best-looking cat in the Hall of Fame,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You want my autograph now or after I make history?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You ain't getting this hit off me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"This is gonna be your one career highlight."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Make it 3,000."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Why don't you suck my..."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"that gives up that 3,000th base hit."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Clearly Earll just sent that message."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Uhh! Oh, my!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's what it is."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan Ross is safe at first."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- You want this ball, Ross? - Yeah. Thanks, man."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"There goes your damn ball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You see that, Coach?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You be out when I get back, or someone will have to pull"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"All right! He's coming on up."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey, congratulations, Stan!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Whoa, make him a trade at least."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- I'm not trading him! - Hey, whoa!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Sure. You ask any of the all-time greats, man."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan Musial, and Carl Yastrzemski."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hangin' it up."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm talking to you."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'd have quit last season if I didn't think"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"you were gonna try to block me from the Hall of Fame."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"3,000."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And there ain't nothin' you sons of bitches can do about it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Nothin'."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"This is St. Patty's Day."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Get your hair dyed, fried, and laid to the side at 3000 Cuts."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"They gotta let me in."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It's my year, and everybody knows it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know who that is."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Best player on the Brewers."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey, easy, old man."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Wow. - Spring training."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You can practically smell the grass, can't you?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What, you don't miss it?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Nah."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's nine years."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"No. What are you saying?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"worn by one of the Brewers' all-time greats."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Seven times an All-Star,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Damn!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I still look good."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And joining us today to pay tribute to Stan,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"let's welcome former teammate Bill Big Horse Berelli."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I think he played with you a couple of months in '79."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know, a lot of people said that Stan"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But I'm here to tell you that if you get 3,000 hits,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"you can be the biggest jerk in the world."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"congratulations."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Also here with us today, you remember him well,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, baby. Now we're talkin'."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Me and Stan were teammates."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Man, could he hit the ball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Tell 'em, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I love you more."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's it? I'm trying to get enshrined."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's it? Man, y'all killin' me, man."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"All right, Milwaukee,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Thank you so much."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And to my main man, my best friend, Boca Carter."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The fans."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And I know for a fact, if it was up to you,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Some metalhead half-asses."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What type of bullshit is that?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Let me tell you something."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You-all believed in me when I was at my best."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's why I know for a fact"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Say Stan Ross!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan Ross!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hall of Fame!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Say, Hell, yeah!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You got a minute?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hang on. What?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We were running that for Stan Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"No, all the hits were hits. There just aren't 3,000 of them."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Okay. Start over."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan Ross had three hits in that game."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That means that three of the hits don't count."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- So you're telling me... - Stan Ross, Mr. 3000,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- has only 2,997 hits. - 2,997 hits."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"As Yahko tried to escape across the rope bridge,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Shut up!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"2,997?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Oh, Mr. Ross. Ooh!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yahko's dead!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Stan's gonna wait - Turn it off."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"From the green..."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I can't let them do it to me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You love me because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You love me because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You love me because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"the man with sweetest swing in the major league, is back."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"47 and getting younger."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That was 4/10 of a second."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Figures. He's drunk."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yo, Boca, get this man another bottle."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- I want you to try it again. - What?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, try it again."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Boca. See that?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Three more hits."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Better talk to him, Boca."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"we wouldn't have to see that prick anymore."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Bo, all I need is a bat."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's it, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Stan Ross. - Hey."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Eddie Richling. I'm the conditioning coach."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, I'll tell you what, last time I counted,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- You better help your boy down. - He didn't help me in."
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