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Clips from Mr 3000 (2004)

"Till next year to wait till next life."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm back!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Nitroglycerin himself."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You gotta be joking."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"How old are you?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"50?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's why I love you, man."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Man, what the hell? What's your damn problem, man?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's how much time you have"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"after the ball leaves the pitcher's hand"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"to decide whether it's a fastball, a split-finger."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"No, I've just been a Brewers fan my whole life"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"while you treated the team and the fans and the city like dirt."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Three more of these."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"As I said before, Stan Ross is back."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I thought when we retired his number,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And he hasn't played the game in nine years."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"so he's gotta play the field."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Can he even handle first base at his age, let alone hit?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Fellas."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"was the day we retired Stan's number."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Now, we give him a physical."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Give him a month to get in shape."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Then after that September roster expansion,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"if he's up to it, we put him in the lineup."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Look at him."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He ain't got no waist on him. He got nothin'."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- That's why I love you. - I love you more."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"One arm or two?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"what was it, about 40, 50?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I got 5 bucks in my pocket says you can't give me 10."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, let's see what you got."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Okay, well, that's one."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh, oh! Your knee touched, man."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- That's a girl push-up. - You see my knee touch?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, it might have, yeah."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I don't need my balls washed to tell you how much I weigh."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"of training into their exercise regimen."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Look at this. - Mm-hmm."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Breathe in."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"B, that's what I'm talkin' about."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm gonna start off real light, about 463."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You can throw 463 on if you want to, chicken chest,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"but your equipment is right over there."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Remember what I told you. Keep that ass up."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"All right, push!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You ask me about my lats. Yeah, I feel it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Push it! Push it! Push it!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Come on! - Aah!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, now up."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"So, tomorrow, man, you ready?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Game's changed a lot since we last played."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I still see the ball. I still hit the ball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But I do miss playin'."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I know I always said I didn't, but I do."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I never felt that type of respect"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"that I felt on the ball field."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh, shoot, that reminds me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Endorsement?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Was it Reebok?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It's not Reebok."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Viagra."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I ain't gonna be no damn spokesman for no Viagra."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"are pleased to be able to help a member of the Brewer family"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Thank you."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And I promise, it won't be like last time"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Hey, Stan. - Yes?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Is this only about getting back to 3,000 hits,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"or do you believe you can help make the Brewers"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"more competitive on the field?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Let me be a little polite here."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Here we go. - Who they got?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"They're a Little League team. You all know it. They need me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You ever heard of Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Earth, Wind & Fire?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"A little old school is what this team needs."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What's that?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and it becomes obvious you're hurting the team,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"will you take yourself out of the lineup?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"When I say I'm gonna do something, I do it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, it is for me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Straight up and down, like 6:00."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Thank you very much."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Get in line."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Maureen."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What do you think? I'm covering the story for ESPN."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Uh-huh. Why you, though?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"They sent me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Just by chance, you ain't here to see me?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"They asked me to cover a story, so I'm covering it, period."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"See?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You and me?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Huh?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You think you'll get three hits in your first three at-bats"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, Mo, I'm 47 years old."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Good luck tonight."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Thank you."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's it. Thanks, guys. That's a wrap."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- That wasn't too bad, was it? - That was great."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan, you da man."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Livin' legend, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yes, sir, all you got to do is walk up in there"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and take those youngsters to school."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey, oh, good. Buddy, come here."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Wait a minute. You're Stan Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan! Stan! Huge fan. You gotta help me out."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You gotta unzip me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm gonna tell my buddies. Stan Ross unzipped my pants."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh, crazy? Thinkin' I'm crazy?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Where is he? Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Let me tell you something. I am crazy!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Now, this shit is all right."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"All right. That's your locker over there."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and the Milwaukee Brewers."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Go ahead, man, it's in my locker."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- I'm Stan Ross. - I know very well who you are."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You are hero to many young Japanese players."
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