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Clips from Mr 3000 (2004)

"The rest of it? What's left?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Before we go too far, I can't spend the night."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Why not? - Early flight."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Where you got to go?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I don't make the news or decide what is the news."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- You're givin' up on me, too. - Mnh-mnh."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- What? - Come on."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"No."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm not in the mood right now."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You..."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're kiddin'. You're not in the mood?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"No, I got a headache."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know..."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Whatever."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"then you can come on down..."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"When you get a base hit..."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Start hittin' that ball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh, bat boy."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Anybody have a Stan Ross rookie card?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Very old card. It's on parchment."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Find it at Radio Shack."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"'Cause I want my hits that got stolen from me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He's not going to the Hall of Fame!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"has got a better chance of getting a hit than Stan Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Black athletes age slower."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Michael Jordan struggled, and he was only out two years."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"just like when the White Sox hired that midget."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Tom, you can't say midget."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He's small. That guy was small for a friggin' midget."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It's like if the Red Sox thawed out Ted Williams,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Very embarrassing,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"especially with all the bitches he got around."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm just saying."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I got three home games against the Astros"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"If I don't get a hit, it's over."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm not goin' on the road."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Do your thing, man."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I've been waitin' 20 years for you to ask me that."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Guiding Light."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Oh! - Strike three!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He tucks his arm in on the curve."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I was all over that nickel curve ball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Looked like a groundout to me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Say what, partner?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You don't see it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He tipped his pitch, and I called it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He throwin' a curve ball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, man!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The pitch, and a swing and a solid line-drive single"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The Astros in a position now to break this game wide-open."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I had a few bad outings in a row,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and if I don't get my face out my ass and get out this inning,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I know the team is going to give me the shoe."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah, the shoe."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Let's go, baby. Let's go."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"checks the runners now, and here's the pitch."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Skillett charges. His only play is to first."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He's safe. The bases are loaded."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- And Ross is hot. - That's the third out!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's the third damn out!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, let's go."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- You need to sit your ass down. - Yeah? Why's that?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Because you out! - He's out!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Curve ball. Curve ball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Curve ball. - Listen to what I'm telling you."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm gonna slap the shit out of T-Rex."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"43 home runs before you ever even got here, man."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"So I don't need none of that."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"So save it!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know what, man?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"This ain't my team."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Whoa!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Move it over there."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It was 1989, against the Mariners."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hold up."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Boy, that's what you think? - Yeah, man, that's what I think."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Now batting, first baseman, number 21, Stan Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Charge!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yo, listen up, y'all."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"swimmin' all up in the dirt for a hit today!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"7 games."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We're only 7 games out, y'all."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- 1, 2, 3! Brewers!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Nolan Ryan looking at me like he want to kill me, right?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah, he was thinkin' that I was thinkin' what he was thinkin'."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, I'm ready to sprint towards home."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I mean, hit a screamin' liner right past my head."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Still mad at me?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hmm?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I gotta go."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It was really nice, Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yo, yo!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"This song is baseball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That ain't no real baseball song."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What? Man, let me tell you something."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Fairmount Park, Philly, son."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's why you're not playin' today, 'cause of that song."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Thurman Yost."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's pimp stuff."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Black ass! - No, don't get personal."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, come on, come on, come on."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- You don't want to play? - We got a game. Get serious."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Strike! - Oh!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Game tied at 4."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And here comes Stan Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He could win the game here with a long fly ball,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Be a hitter, baby. Be a hitter."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It's carrying well."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan Ross touches them all."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Aah!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Huh? Who's the old man, baby?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I got your old man."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Outstanding. You feel good?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Got that? - I got it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Shoot, that ain't no picture. That's a damn Rembrandt."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Look, what I'm sayin' is, don't cut me out."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The team need me. Come on, now."
Mr 3000 (2004)
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