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Clips from Mr 3000 (2004)

"The team doesn't need you to get third place."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"A Stan Ross candy bar."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You pull this off,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey, Stan, Tom Arnold here. Congratulations on everything."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The team's on a tear. You won seven in a row."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You guys could finish third."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"so I might as well do something else with my time."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan, how does it feel not to be playing right now?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"but that's Skip's decision."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"we got a chance to make third place."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And they were in fifth place when you got there."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Okay, Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"How's it feel?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"To tell you the truth, we never thought you could do it,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, it takes a big man to admit when he wrong,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Stan. - What does the future hold?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I think I'm gonna get it on the next at-bat."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know what?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan Ross, the King of Swing."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"No, you're gettin' the best of both worlds."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Team player, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Wait a minute."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Maybe I'm gettin' serious about you."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh, boy."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I got tickets for that one."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come here. I got a new idea. Listen."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You got a call an hour ago from The Tonight Show."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"They want you on there tomorrow."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Get a shot of that one."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You gotta start somewhere."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan Ross!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Because I... - Pay the cost!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan Ross. Be right back right after this."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Boca! Yo, Bo!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Did you see me, baby? Ha ha."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm talkin' big-time."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey. Hey, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, I mean..."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, interview me now. Come on, turn the camera on."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Good."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm here with Hall of Famer hopeful Stan Ross,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"on the South Side of Chicago, Stanley Ross, playin' baseball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Really? - Really."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"your teammates get to see your 3,000th hit,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Really? - Damn right."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It's the same reason why everybody else here."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh, okay."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You selfish son of a bitch!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But you're right."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You gonna run after her?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"No."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We've all witnessed the mounting frustration for Ross,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"to join that elite 3,000-hit club"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"is about to close and close before a nationwide audience."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"while Stan Ross knocks on the door of baseball greatness."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"over nine innings of Brewers baseball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Last chance to go out there and get yours."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We have a lineup change tonight."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"This big crowd is charged tonight."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You ain't gettin' that hit off me tonight!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Deal with it!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"This crowd ripe with anticipation"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Ross swings."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"A sharp ground ball up the middle."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Oh, my, what a close play!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"From our angle, I thought he was safe."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're wrong!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm surprised Stan Ross isn't protesting the call."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I called the man out. I'm watching the same game you are!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Don't make me run you, Gus."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- That's what I said! - That's it! You're outta here!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're outta here! Let me tell you something!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're the worst umpire in this whole league!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're such a jerk!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He was safe!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Get him off my field! - You were safe!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But first the man who's become sort of Ross' protege of late,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"T- Rex Pennebaker."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We've got an interesting situation here, fans."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"that's the game, and Ross won't get another shot."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, baby. Get on."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'll bring you home. Come on, get on, baby."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"A line drive to deep left center."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He almost took the bat right out of Stan Ross' hands."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"3,000, baby!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Those first two deliveries, way outside."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Ross now crowding the plate."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"3-0, the count."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And you're always for yourself."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's why I love you."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Here's a throw to first base, and Ross is out."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Here comes the play."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You don't like me because I don't smile for the camera."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You don't like me because I don't suck up to the press."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and the sound you hear reverberating"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"for their longtime hero, Stan Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And here he comes with that trademark arrogant scowl."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"2,999 hits to date in his illustrious career."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Will this at-bat, July 29, 1995,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"be the historic moment"
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"Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yo, scrub!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, I'll take Kiss my Ass for $ 1,000."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Kiss my ass."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"How about you, Ernie?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're gonna tell me to kiss your ass, too?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'll show you what kiss my ass look like."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'll show him. I'll put up this..."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Damn it, Joe! He know better than to get me pissed off!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"A purpose pitch to get Ross angry."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, this is the one. You know what I'm talking about!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hope he trips and breaks his leg."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Well, it's a bell-ringing base hit."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey, Coach, get me that ball."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's the ball that got me to the Hall of Fame."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You see what he just did?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What's your problem?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Back up. Back up. - Move, man!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"a piece of baseball history out the crack of your ass!"
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