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Clips from Mr 3000 (2004)

"That's four."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, Stan. You got this one."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah, who said girl push-ups don't count?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Okay, Stan, now you ready to get started for real?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It's how we determine how much body fat you really have."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"This ain't nothin' but a Southern baptism."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"We're gonna get you started on this bad boy."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Actually, it's very gentle."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It's called Pilates."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Okay, feel the extensors now."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I feel like Flipper."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Whoa, where you going?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Is this a joke?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It's only a joke if you think weak abs are funny."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Feel it in your lats?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"My spine and my butt, too."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stand up."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Tell 'em your name. - Stan Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Why? - 'Cause I'm Stan Ross!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"All day."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That kind of attention."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Some ad-agency guy from New York."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I can still swing my bat, Bo."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"So it is with great pride that I introduce to you"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"with all that cussin' and shit, you know?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"How could I not make them more competitive?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"How do you think you'll adjust to the contemporary game?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I said, What if you don't hit?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Is that the way you were raised?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"So what does your mama think about this comeback foolishness?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Just get one more question."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You really nailed him on that one."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Hey."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What you doing here?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"No, I'm on assignment."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'll see you at the ball park."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"and get this thing over with?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're one of a kind, Stan Ross. Thank you for sitting with us."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"After I get my hits today, you want to come by and celebrate?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know, you better keep your mind on the game, Mr. 3000."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Hey, can you give me a hand? - You best mean a handshake."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah, good luck on tonight's game."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Uh-huh, sound effects could be a little bit louder"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"when a brother hit."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Mr. Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm Rick, the clubhouse assistant."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I grew up watching your excellent play on television."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But you have hole in your ass."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He was taught English in school in Japan,"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But why he cuss me out? I never did nothin' to him."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Brother, you're looking at 25 Little Leaguers in here"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"who want to give you an ass-whupping."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You're right, 6-4. I was trying to cheat."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Minadeo, Skillett. Second and short."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Grandpa?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Ah, yes! Now batting leadoff."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Skills that pay the bills."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan Ross, you bat eighth! Ha ha!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You bat that now, you son of my dick."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Don't you worry about me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"before you knew which side of the bat was the good end."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, now, don't distract me when I'm hittin'."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Stan! Still the Wizard of Wood!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I'm about to take care of business."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Is that right?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Strike one."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"timing that big breaking ball from Hamilton."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Whew. Focus."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, Stan."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"for the erstwhile King of Swing."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Who they got?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"They need me."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"how well he's been playing."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah, garbage!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"had a hit."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Our Maureen Simmons was at the game and had postgame duty."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"is particularly unhappy having Ross back in the lineup."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Look at him."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's all he wears."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Hey, a lifetime supply. - That's why I love you."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I hear you."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Girl, you need to quit fightin'."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know doggone well"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"That's why you're comin' back. So all them names make sense."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Mo, Mo, baby, look at you. Come on, Mo."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"And quick still."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You gonna eat this?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"'Cause I remember you used to drink"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"I realized I had to start cuttin' loose"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on. You know we're young enough."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Ooh, I don't think so, Mr. Ross."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You know how those Canadian groupies are."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"They sure could use a little spark here."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"When is this ball club going to wake up?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Minadeo steps back in."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"He's not running. Now they pick it up."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The throw to first, and he's out."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Pennebaker digs in."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It's going, going."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"It is gone!"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What the hell is that?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Plus, that's gonna look tight in next year's video game."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What the hell you call yourself doin'?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"So yell at them, Old School."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"You set the tone."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Yeah, that's right."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"How about a Wiffle bat?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Looks familiar?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"In fact, I don't think you even vacuumed."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"What's the deal there?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"How come I hardly see you on SportsCenter anymore?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"They got some pretty young thing they tryin' to groom."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"But I've been lookin' ahead toward it, you know?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"The right man wasn't right."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Come on, bump with me. Don't leave me hangin'."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"- Not 'cause I like you. - I'll take it."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Still got it, girl."
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Why is that? We do it longer?"
Mr 3000 (2004)
"Mm-hmm."
Mr 3000 (2004)
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