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Clips from The Odd Couple - The Ghostwriter (S01E01)

"Almost there."
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"It's not edible... it's a little bit"
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"This is so exciting. I love learning"
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"If you really find it interesting, I could use some help."
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"I have some money in the budget. Do you think Oscar"
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"Okay."
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"I'm done."
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"- Good luck. - Oh!"
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"Lots of drinking and gambling and bouncers shouting,"
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"like seaweed through a human colon."
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"My wife thinks I'm still in Atlantic City, and..."
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"All right."
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"deep-seated feelings that need to be dug into."
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"There he is. Hey, Murph."
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"Marcus Murphy does not kiss and tell."
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"Well, she does. It's trending on Twitter."
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"Hey, it was a team effort."
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"Yeah."
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"I can't take all the credit."
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"Just passing through. Hello."
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"He's not here."
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"Yes, any portrait can tell you what a person looks like,"
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"but by manipulating color and light and shadow,"
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"I can tell you who a person is."
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"Felix, I have a deadline."
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"Oh, no, I've got to call my bookie."
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"Oh, yes, yes."
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"Structure's good. Okay."
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"Oh, as a professional, I'm trained to notice"
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"she's got a loose crown."
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"Pickup for Madison."
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"Oh, hey, neighbor."
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"I'm sure you're wondering why I got a job here."
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"Not really."
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"You know, it started as just a-a hobby,"
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"so... (chuckles) look at me!"
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"I didn't."
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"Oh."
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"I will be right back."
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"It just, it looks like you're pondering something."
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"What about it?"
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"boiled down to stats and game scores."
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"Interesting. Anyone ever tell you"
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"and that I had to focus on baseball."
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"Yeah, so you spent hours training, sacrificing."
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"All to make your father happy, but no one ever asked"
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"This is spooky."
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"It's like you're right inside here."
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"Quick, what animal am I thinking of?"
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"Ms. Nicholson."
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"My math teacher."
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"We had very different high school experiences."
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"No comps; that's coming out of your paycheck."
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"Interesting."
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"But I wasn't allowed to cry, so I just kept hitting baseballs"
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"Meet me in the kitchen!"
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"Just give it a second."
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"It's your father all over again."
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"You know what, Oscar?"
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"I'm really excited about this."
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"I couldn't; Oscar's the writer."
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"What is happening?"
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"First two writers, now three."
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"I'd like to ask everyone to take a knee."
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"Huh. Look at us."
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"The dream team."
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"I like it."
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"What would make you love it?"
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""They call me Marcus Murphy.""
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"Same here."
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"What have we got so far?"
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"Oscar, you could have killed someone."
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""Time to rally for one last push."
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""And my mother pushed with all her might,"
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"and I came into this world"."
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"Ooh, I am beat."
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"There'll be someone along the way."
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"(clears his throat)"
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"(Oscar laughs)"
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"(laughing)"
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"That's exactly what you did."
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"I wanted to touch a Lakers Girl's boob."
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"You know what you need?"
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"support tent."
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"Oscar, what are you doing?"
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"You got to finish this book, Oscar."
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"rather than finding out I can't."
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"(laughing)"
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"Mmm. It needs something."
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"- Oscar. - Go away."
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"- was a little bit of fear. - (Teddy laughs)"
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"My wife has been trying for years,"
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"and she's not even in the lobby."
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"You know, I always thought that I'd write a book"
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"that would make people see sports differently,"
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"I wasn't trying to upset you."
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"I honestly thought I was being helpful."
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"It's funny, you live in denial for so long,"
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"I'm going to take a picture of it,"
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"photographing the essence of humanity."
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"so Americans can get fatter."
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"Is that one of those fancy drinks?"
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"No, Emily, it's when the reality of your life crashes"
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"(loudly): shut up?!"
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"Which I started, but that is not the point!"
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"Wow. Emily, thank you for your bracing honesty."
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"Well, that's not the way I said "Seabiscuit," but, yeah."
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"(sighs)"
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"That's not food. It's cardboard and hairspray and paint."
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"I don't care."
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"My ties have had a mind of their own lately."
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"Felix (from other room): Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, yes."
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"Oh, yes. Yeah, that's it, that's it."
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"Oh, God, yes!"
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"I thought I heard sex noises, but this is equally disturbing."
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"I'm shooting an ad campaign for a restaurant chain."
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"Wouldn't you like to try this delicious sundae?"
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"- I'd love to. - You can't."
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"of food-styling trickery. You see,"
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"and the chocolate sauce is motor oil."
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