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Clips from The Odd Couple - The Ghostwriter (S01E01)

"Later, I have to dispose of the sundae at Pep Boys."
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"all the little behind-the-scenes tricks."
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"could spare his assistant for the day?"
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"This is actually my day off."
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"Great! You can help me with the hamburger photo."
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"Oh."
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"it's not the center of the sandwich."
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"Got it. Oh!"
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"It's the kind of bun that's comfortable at a bar, or a Bar Mitzvah."
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"That I am."
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"- Hey, Felix. - Oh, gentlemen. Welcome home."
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"- How was Atlantic City? - It was all kind of a blur."
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""No touching.""
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"At least you got to drink."
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"This juice cleanse is killing me."
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"It's killing all of us... you smell like a hamster cage."
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"All right, Oscar, it's time for me to be your agent again."
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"Drink beer in my underwear?"
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"Sit your ass down and start writing that book."
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"Oscar, you're writing another book? That's wonderful."
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"Oh, it's no big deal... I'm just ghostwriting"
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"this autobiography for a retired baseball player."
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"I just crank 'em out and make some fast cash."
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"Oh, yeah, he does work fast."
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"He goes through those books"
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"I miss solid food so much."
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"Yeah, I could use a nap. Do you mind if I crash here?"
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"I'd like to keep it that way."
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"I'm gonna be kind of busy, Roy."
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"Yeah, okay. You know, I can... I can just sleep in the park."
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"Yeah. At the park,"
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"no one nags you, or says they've lost"
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"all sexual desire because your body feels,"
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"Your friend drops an emotional bomb like that"
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"and you just let him walk away?"
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"- That's the polite thing to do. - Absolutely."
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"Can't you see, he's got some"
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"No, no, no, no. Don't dig. You always do that."
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"- What are you talking about? - You treat every conversation"
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"like it's therapy."
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"You root around people's heads"
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"and get them all mixed up."
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"I think I know a little bit about psychology."
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"Not everybody wants to share the painful details of their lives."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Heard of Facebook?"
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"I found the perfect buns."
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"I thought it was your day off?"
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"I'm helping Felix with a project."
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"Now we just have to modulate"
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"Why have they all congregated over here?"
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"What do these seeds know that these seeds don't know?"
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"I will get you tweezers."
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"I see you brought some writing juice."
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"Yeah. Sorry I'm late."
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"Guess she's a big baseball fan."
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"So I had to stop and do the whole polite meet a fan thing."
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"You slept with her."
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"Yeah."
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"#bestsexever #majorleaguepenis""
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"We're all just out there trying to have the best sex we can."
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"Or any sex we can."
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"So, how's our book coming?"
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"but I know everything there is to know about your career."
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"Seven all-star teams, three Gold Gloves,"
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"two sex tapes; both went platinum."
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"Those girls showed a lot of hustle."
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"Pretend I'm not here."
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"Murph, this is Felix."
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"What are you, some kind of photographer?"
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"Currently, I am doing some commercial work."
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"as you keep making eye contact."
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"I'm thinking casual setting, natural light."
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"(phone chimes) I've got work to do."
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"Oh, there's my lunch."
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"All right, you guys have ten minutes."
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"Just see what I'm working with here."
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"Photoshop will take care of that little scar on the earlobe."
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"How can you see that? It's so tiny."
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"the most minute detail."
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"In fact, tell whoever gave you that hickey"
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"Well, my jewelry business hasn't really taken off yet."
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"But now I need to make "rent money,""
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"I'm a working girl."
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"Scrappy working girl in the city."
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"Plus, it's free advertising for my designs."
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"No, it's all great."
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"I'm sorry, what did you ask?"
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"Oh, I forgot your utensils."
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"Oh!"
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"Living the dream."
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"(shutter clicking) Yeah, that's it, that's it."
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"Back straight, chin out, like a proud meerkat."
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"Who's that coming?"
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"Huh, that is an interesting expression."
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"so I'm picturing a skinny moose."
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"I guess I'm thinking about the book."
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"to have your whole life"
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"that you have unexpected depth?"
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"My English teacher, Ms. Russell,"
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"said something like that in high school."
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"At first, I thought she was just trying to get into my pants,"
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"Poet, I knew it."
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"Ah, I messed around a little bit."
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"I really enjoyed it, but my dad said it was stupid,"
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"I'm not a psychic."
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"A meerkat."
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"We just talked about them."
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"Yeah, exactly. I wrote a bunch of poems"
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"But I would love to hear those poems."
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"Nah, nah."
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"It's embarrassing."
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"Oh, please, Murph,"
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"this is a safe place."
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"I am zipping us into a tent"
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"of unconditional emotional support."
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"Go ahead, I'm listening."
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"Oh, here you go."
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"- Sorry for the delay. - Oh, no need to explain."
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"My manager insisted I remake your sandwiches."
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