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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"So choice that Stacy Stanton wants to dance with you."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Gasps ] The spotlight dance?"
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"You thinkyou're so cool!"
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"Well, in 20 years, I'm gonna come back here with my own homecoming queen..."
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"And I'll showyou! I'll showyou!"
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"Hey, a human being just died here. Show some respect."
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"But, honey, I don't get it. No one's gonna knowyou at my reunion."
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"- [WaterSplashing] - [Woman Screams ]"
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"then say, "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boywho hates you!""
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"I have no deal, friend..."
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"Stan, this was my best friend in the whole world, Quacky."
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"I even did that one-woman show called Mentioning Quacky."
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"And Doug Ackerman- [ Whispers ] bald."
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"Welcome. This is a necktie, and that's a table."
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"What the hell? I mean, whatyear is it? Who's president?"
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"Perhaps, for lo, when a pie reaches not its destination..."
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"Hey, you can use my mom's car to deliver the pizzas!"
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"[ Gasps ] Brownies!"
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"This box is school property!"
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"Well, that means Betty Sue won."
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"P.S. I charged a movie toyour room."
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"I cannot wait for the big dance tonight."
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"No. "Damn"! That's right. I went there."
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"Hey, I bet he went to pick up some flowers to apologize for the fight."
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"Oh, hello, Francine. You know my date, the homecoming queen."
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"- H.Q., you know mywife, Francine. - I hope this isn't awkward."
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"And I'm hardly a genius, but still, thankyou. That's awfully sweet."
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"- You want to stay at my place tonight? - Thanks, Quacky."
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"I'll never forgiveyou for this!"
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"Francine, wait. [ Sighs ]"
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"Look, Quacky, you and me? Not gonna happen, okay?"
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"- Sorry, sir. - Now, get in here and unclog my shunt!"
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"You know, I'm gonna kickyour ass on Monday for seeing me cry."
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"Oh! I forgot about Yoda!"
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"Hey, Bill. It's Stan."
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"Hi, Stan. Ah!"
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"For her entrée, she'll have the pumpkin ravioli..."
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"Have the violinist play "Little Red Corvette.""
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"That's a great story about being old and alone."
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"- [Man] Hey! - I'm with the homecoming queen, and you know what that means."
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"Well, it's been fun. Do me a solid."
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"Keep me out ofthe suicide note, huh? [ Clicks Tongue ] Thanks."
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"Oh! Well, then let's go back to Quacky's."
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"I feel like getting freaky. Third-drawer freaky!"
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"Okay. Let's go to the dance. Yeah, dancing's good."
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"Great. Another delivery, another life lesson. Let's go, Mitch!"
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"But apparently, it just split the cheeks. Very disappointing."
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"Oh, this is gonna be life changing."
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"Hey, where's Steve? And the pizzas?"
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"In 30 minutes or less! [ Crying ]"
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"Could you ask me to discreetly excuse myself so I can have a word with me?"
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"What if she sees Francine with me and tells her I was just there with her?"
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"Oh, mein Gott! Oh, mein Gott!"
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"I was led astray by a false prophet and I forgot my keys!"
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"[ Gasps ] You didn't fail me."
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"Oh, my God! He's gone."
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"No. I mean, he's got to move his car for street-sweeping."
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"Why doyou keep looking around?"
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"- Excuse me? - You heard me."
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"You're a son of a bitch, and now I'm gonna kiss you!"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"- You have a double? - Yeah."
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"Not a complete stranger."
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"##[Marching Band]"
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"Shauna, looking rad tonight. Wanna dance?"
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"- Like, gag me. - Grody."
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"Sheesh! Uptown girls."
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"I just Clearasilled my ears."
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"Smith, relax. You look choice."
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"The homecoming queen? I am so sure."
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"Hey, I was, like, "no way" too."
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"But she's saving the spotlight dance foryou."
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"- It's all set, right? - It's gonna be just like in Carrie."
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"[ Oinking, Squealing ]"
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"Pigs? Itwas supposed to be pigs' blood!"
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"- I didn't finish the book. - You stopped reading after the word "pigs"?"
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"That wasn't even the end ofthe sentence."
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"You just shotJackson eight times!"
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"Oh, my God,Jackson! Hang on, buddy! You're gonna make it!"
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"- [ Screams ] - Hey, Stan, haveyou seen my double?"
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"Ah,Jackson, thank God! Yeah, I just shot him."
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"Ah, man! We were supposed to go on a dangerous mission to Pakistan!"
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"Now, who had Jackson's double in the death pool?"
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"Somebody google Markie Post."
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"- Are we thereyet? - No."
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"- Are we thereyet? - No."
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"- Are we thereyet? - Stan, you're driving."
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"- Why? It's my reunion. - Well, we missed mine, remember?"
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"It was already midnight before I realized we were at an insurance convention."
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"They don't have to know me."
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"All they have to know is I'm the guy dancing with the homecoming queen under the spotlight."
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"And no pig showers."
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"[Pigs Squealing, Oinking]"
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"Boy, whoever adopted this part ofthe highway is really keeping it clean."
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"Thanks, "Ku Klux Klan.""
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"maybe we should read the instruction manual."
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"If a five-year-old Palestinian can figure it out, so can I. Water in the hole!"
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"[ Both Cackling ]"
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"Yeah, let's keep that plan between you, me..."
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"and the string oftherapists who won't be able to helpyou."
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"because I knowyou soak not me..."
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"but rather all those who've ever hurtyou."
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"That's so... true."
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"We can at least take solace in the fact..."
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"[ Gasps ] Oh, my God, Francine! You look exactly the same!"
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"You were the homecoming queen."
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"Ifby "silly," you mean beautiful, then yes, you do look silly."
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"- Hell, you look downright retarded! - Stan."
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"- Francine! - Quacky!"
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"[ Both Scream, Laughing ]"
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"- Oh, yeah. I meant to go to that. - So who else is here?"
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"Um, there's Kenneth McTier, crack addict."
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"Brian Miller, child molester."
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"[ Quacky] Yup. Hard to believeyou almost lost homecoming queen to her."
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"That's right. I only won by one vote."
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"How could it be so close? She's so fat that-"
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"She's so fat that, uh-"
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"- Come on! You got to have one of these. - Huh."
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"She's so fat that Rabelais documented her adventures with Pantagruel?"
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