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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - Colin's Promotion (S02E02)

"Well, there's Dan and then Arnie."
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"And then there's Jamie, who doesn't"
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"actually work at the office. Come back. I'm not done."
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"And then we have Diabetic Dave."
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"Ellie, who I call Phoebe because it annoys her."
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"-(groaning) -And then, of course, you have Ben."
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"Another Ben, and I call him Balsamic Ben,"
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"because he's a fan of Martin Balsam, the actor,"
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"not because he likes balsamic vinegar."
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"And... that bring us, then,"
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"-to HR... -(whimpers)"
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"NANDOR: What is the plan again?"
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"GUILLERMO: Run away."
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"LASZLO: Why don't we... walk away?"
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"NADJA: I listened to him for as long as I could,"
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"but his power is stronger than..."
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"-(shrieks) -(Nandor shudders)"
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"-What? What is it? -NANDOR: Ew."
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"Nothing, my sweet darling."
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"-Your faces. -Why don't you come"
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"and sit next to me,"
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"and we can expire together."
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"Come and join me here. That's better."
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"Fuck it."
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"GUILLERMO: Well, since we're about to die,"
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"I guess I should confess something."
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"-Remember when all those vampires were being mur... -NANDOR: Guillermo,"
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"please save your confession till once I am dead."
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"Yes, Master."
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"Hey, gang."
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"-(slurping) -LASZLO: He can drink with just his mind?"
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"(grunting)"
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"Colin Robinson, why are you doing this to us?"
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"We are your only friends in the world."
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"Why subject us to this hell?"
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"Friends? Do friends ignore their friends"
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"when their friend tells them about a big promotion that"
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"they got at work, which they were considering turning down"
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"just so they could hang out more with their friends?"
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"Do friends accuse their friend of draining them"
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"when all their friend wanted to do was hang out..."
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"Guillermo, walk away. Save yourself."
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"-Hey, hey, Guillermo. -No."
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"-What's up, Guillermo? -No."
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"(groaning)"
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"-* Hello... * -* Hello... *"
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"* Hello... *"
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"-LASZLO: What's this shit? -NADJA: Oh, no."
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"They're multipl..."
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"-(frustrated groan) -COLIN: Clearly,"
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"I no longer need friends like you anymore."
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"All I need is myself."
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"I'm my own best friend now."
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"The Colinator."
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"The C-Man."
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"Have mercy on us, Colin Robinsons."
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"Mercy? That's rich."
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"Did you show me... H-Hold on."
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"Actually, when you say "C-Man,""
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"it sounds kind of like "semen.""
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"-It's short for Colin. -I'll handle this."
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"Does it even matter?"
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"I mean, it's cool."
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"-C-Man. -Yeah, it matters, and, no,"
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"-it's not cool. -Okay, but why does it matter?"
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"COLIN: Maybe we need"
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"to have a sidebar meeting?"
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"I-I'll check my schedule, but..."
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"-C-Man's schedule is wide open. -Don't say "C-Man.""
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"Uh, what would even be on the agenda?"
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"-Our names. -But actually"
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"I think the term you're looking for"
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"-is "nicknames." -The Colins seem to be draining each other's energy."
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"-No, "moniker." -Actually, I prefer "handle.""
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"-"Sobriquet"? -A-As in the French?"
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"-(exhausted groaning) -Meaning..."
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""Nicknames.""
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"NADJA: Oh, no."
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"They bored themselves to death."
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"-NANDOR: Mm, how sad. -LASZLO: So be it."
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"Colin Robinson multiplied himself by three"
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"and then bored himself to death."
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"It's very sad."
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"We have a number of Colins we have to bury"
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"into the ground now."
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"It's okay, I've got your hand."
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"It's nice down there."
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"Very respectfully, Guillermo."
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"NADJA: We have traveled here tonight from our house"
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"to our garden to lay to rest Colin Robinson,"
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"Colin Robinson, and... C-Man"
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"next to this, his favorite bit of the fence."
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"Loved this fence."
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"We saw him here a couple of times."
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"Colin Robinson, when you talked to me"
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"about 19th century naval battles,"
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"I was genuinely interested."
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"I didn't let you know that,"
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"'cause then you'd have stopped."
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"Maybe I didn't want you to stop."
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"Colin Robinson died attempting to achieve power"
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"and total domination of his place of work."
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"NADJA: Thank you, Nandor, that is beautiful."
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"Sometimes after me and Laszlo would have a lovers' quarrel,"
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"Colin would stand hovering at the door,"
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"and I would say, "Shut up,""
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"and then he would actually often be a very good mute listener."
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"We wanted to bury this with you, Colin Robinson,"
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"'cause you loved it and we hated it."
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"Bury him with something he liked"
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"and get rid of something we don't."
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"(high-pitched chanting): * Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea... *"
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"-NANDOR: Nicely done. -Ha!"
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"(gasping, shouting)"
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"-(laughing) -NANDOR: Fucking guy!"
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"COLIN: I tricked you. I'm alive."
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"I just wanted to hear my eulogy."
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"I knew you guys actually liked me."
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"I admit it's a bit of a long way to go, but it worked,"
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"-so I'll take it. -NADJA: What about..."
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