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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - Colin's Promotion (S02E02)

"the other two?"
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"Come on, guys."
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"Come on."
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"Oh, I guess they're... they're dead."
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"-Very good. -I think it's time we celebrate."
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"-Guillermo. -These are the enjoyable moments."
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"Get digging."
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"GUILLERMO: I'm making sure they're dead."
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"Hello."
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"Hi. Colin Robinson."
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"New guy."
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"The last place"
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"I worked at is now in financial ruin."
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"People were so drained that nothing was getting done."
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"Which is why I'm here, to find a new place to work."
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"New guy alert. New guy alert."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Quite the drip going on over here."
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"The "swamp people," I'll call you."
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"I haven't"
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"officially been hired."
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"Just trying to locate my cubicle."
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"I can't find it anywhere. (chuckles)"
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"Guess we're gonna be cellmates."
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"Hopefully it won't be too much like prison."
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"Hey, are you a fan of conservative AM radio?"
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"I'll find a cubicle that's empty"
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"and imbed myself"
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"for the next couple years."
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"Like a parasitic wasp amongst all"
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"the congenital moron worker bees."
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"(clears throat)"
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"(continues clearing throat)"
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"* Over... *"
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"* Portugal and Spain *"
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"* But in my heart it's you, dear... *"
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"(gasps)"
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"NADJA: My husband Laszlo has dedicated his artistic skills"
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"to touch up the painting and make it in a way"
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"that will make us both happy."
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"-You fixed the clock tower! -Yes."
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"And there you are, my darling, on a hay bale."
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"-With my boobs out. -Mm-hmm."
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"-What have you done here? -I painted you out,"
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"-put me in. -(Nadja gasps)"
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"And there I am, galloping towards my wife,"
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"who I will make love to."
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"And where am I?"
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"You're in there. Bad luck, old chap."
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"-Pretty rude. -Well, it was pretty rude of you"
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"to burn down my family's village."
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"* Remain *"
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"* My, my angel *"
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"* Now and every day *"
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"* It's you alone *"
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"* I'll adore *"
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"* Now I'm home *"
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"* No more will I roam *"
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"* Oh, yes *"
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"* I'm here to stay. *"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"GUILLERMO: The journey was perilous,"
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"but Nandor the Relentless stood tall and proud."
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"Thus, the noble vampire set sail to conquer the new world"
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"for the greater glory of the undead."
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"-Does my hair really look that billowy? -(wind blows)"
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"Looks fantastic."
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"I'd never wear anything like that."
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"(retching)"
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"(gagging, coughing)"
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"(squeaks)"
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"MAN: I had no idea what I would find"
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"when I went searching for my father."
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"They flashed the Zodiac Killer, and my heart stopped."
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"WOMAN: He believes he is the son of the Zodiac."
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"What is Devs?"
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"What is Devs?"
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"What is Devs?"
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"(screams)"
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"I was pregnant, and I was scared."
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"(coughs, inhales)"
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"This is my deathbed confession."
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