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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - Colin's Promotion (S02E02)

"There were so many villages."
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"-So many pillages. I didn't... -(hissing)"
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"What's that? Guillermo, stop her!"
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"(indistinct shouting)"
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"It begins."
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"Nandor, I will kill you!"
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"I will absolutely kill you!"
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"I will rip out every hair of your body!"
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"I swear I am going to rip that man into shreds"
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"and make a dress out of it."
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"-Laszlo, let me go! -No, my darling."
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"-You need to calm down. You're feeling murderous. -(grunts)"
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"And go to his family's house and say, "Do you like this?"
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"This is your son, and I'm wearing him as a dress!""
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"-Laszlo, let me go! -Guillermo, human shield."
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"-You must calm down. -Thought we talked about this."
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"You are supposed to support me when I want to kill someone!"
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"-Not in this instance, my darling. -Yeah, thank you."
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"Let go, Laszlo!"
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"(moaning)"
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"-Hello? Is anybody there? -Hi, yeah. It-It's Beth."
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"-And Sarah. -We're calling from the..."
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"Colin Robinson here, Staten Island branch."
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"-(beep) -BETH: Hello? -Did someone just join?"
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"I-I heard a beep. Did we all hear the beep?"
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"Yeah, this is Phil and Paul at the Hoboken branch. We're..."
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"We all heard the beep on our end if anyone's there."
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"-PHIL: Yeah, we're here, Colin. -BETH: Yup, we're here."
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"Oh, great, you guys, you're on. Okay."
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"PHIL: Okay, let me just dive right in. For the..."
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"Staten Island branch. Can you hear me?"
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"-PHIL: We're here, Colin. -Okay, great. Go ahead."
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"Uh, yeah, for the"
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"Sigourney/Otis project, we got..."
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"How was everyone's weekends?"
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"It's like the more I feed, the more I need."
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"(chuckles) I've never felt so alive in my life."
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"I'm changing."
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"I'm becoming something new, something stronger."
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"I don't even need to talk someone's ear off anymore"
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"to drain them."
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"I can drain them with a single phrase."
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"TGIF."
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"It's 5:00 somewhere."
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"Dan..."
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"Working hard or hardly working?"
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"What's up...?!"
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"And I grow more powerful by the second."
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"(clattering)"
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"So, what I'm hearing Nandor say is that he's sorry."
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"Right, Master?"
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"Well... mm."
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"How can you not apologize?"
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"The tears of my childhood"
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"watered the garden of your own pompous, selfish legend..."
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"NANDOR: Nadja's very angry at me for destroying her village."
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"But it's, like,"
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"calm down, Nadja."
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"We did those things 200 years before you were born."
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"I barely remember what happened, it was so long ago."
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"Also, I was very drunk."
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"It was just 200 guys having some fun."
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"Okay. You're right."
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"-I'm sorry for doing my job. -NADJA: Oh, coward!"
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"The issue here is that I'm an invader, and I was invading."
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"Say something to him!"
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"It's-it's him. It's Colin Robinson."
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"He's making you turn on each other,"
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"and he's feeding off of it."
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"LASZLO: I think Gizmo might be onto something."
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"His hair's grown, and he's draining us."
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"He's not only draining us. This is a mega-drain."
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"LASZLO: Although I still have the best hair in the world."
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"NANDOR: How can you say you have the best hair?"
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"Look at my hair."
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"I forgot something in my room."
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"LASZLO: Your hair looks like a dog."
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"-NADJA: You have no layers... -Oh, and, yeah, I can fly now."
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"NANDOR: I don't see any layers."
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"LASZLO: It's all layered, you prick."
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"NANDOR: Colin Robinson"
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"has grown too powerful."
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"We no longer have enough energy to feed."
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"Where's Laszlo?"
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"Laszlo's behind you."
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"He's in death mode so as to preserve energy."
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"GUILLERMO: Oh."
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"I hate to say this, but it's an emergency,"
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"so I'm going to say it. Let's eat Guillermo."
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"NANDOR: Nadja is right."
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"It's the only way. Guillermo?"
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"Guillermo, come over here and put your neck in my mouth."
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"No, you have to get up and do it, 'cause I can't get up."
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"Nadja, this is all your fault."
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"You were the one that invited Colin Robinson"
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"to come and live with us."
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"This is not my fault. Laszlo invited him."
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"Not true. He came with the house."
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"(hissing)"
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"(overlapping chatter)"
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"Look at us. We are pathetic."
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"Stop filming us like this!"
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"C-Camera Two, come over here and put your neck in my mouth."
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"Colin Robinson has recently"
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"gained a huge, horrifying amount of power."
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"He just has to walk into the house, and we have no hope."
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"But we have a plan: distract Colin Robinson"
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"and destroy his office overlords"
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"who granted him this power."
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"(whispering): I need to get him making some lists,"
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"and then we can escape."
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"He loves lists."
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"Hello, Colin Robinson."
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"-Ugh. -What do you want? I'm busy."
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"Um, where have you been? We've missed you around the house."
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"Yeah, right. Like you care."
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"The only people that care are my real friends, my work friends."
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"And they listen because they have to."
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"Well, I would love to know about your work friends."
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"What are all their names?"
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