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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - We're Selling Washing Machines (S01E01)

"So do I."
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"That powder that you wiped off my face,"
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"and he said that I g-- I'd better get more."
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"Of course, of course."
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"And I think you should come with me."
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"I can't live like this anymore."
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"but sometimes I think she thinks I'm an idiot."
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"The world revolves around him."
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"I really need those pills."
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"Patty O'Connor? Detective Tammy Ridgeway."
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"-Worcester PD. -We're not bonding, okay?"
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"They're looking to trade."
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"Oh."
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"It's going to be fine."
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"♪ The one you shouldn't hurt at all ♪"
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"♪ You always take"
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"♪ The sweetest rose"
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"♪ And crush it"
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"♪ Till the petals fall"
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"♪ You always hurt"
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"♪ The one you love"
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"Oh, simple Allison."
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"Previously on "Kevin Can Himself"..."
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"I just don't know when I got so isolated from everyone."
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"You blew up my life. Was that just for fun?"
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"I felt sorry for you."
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"I was hoping to do some computer research."
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"These types of pills get abused."
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"Yeah, I've heard."
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"I swear I know someone."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, it's drugs. Shit."
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"Dad!"
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"I hope you still have some contacts"
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"in the Miracles Department of the church,"
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"because this... Oh."
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"That is a great bag."
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"Very roomy."
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"I think he's talking about what's inside."
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"Please don't be alive. Please don't be alive."
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"Also, please don't be dead."
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"So, there I was, walking down the street."
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"No one else was around when -- boom!"
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"This just appeared in front of me."
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""Hart Live at the Worcester Centrum.""
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"The wind took it off the side of the Worcester Centrum."
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"And it's got your name on it,"
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"so legally, it belongs to you."
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"Wow, your grasp of the legal system is so interesting."
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"After we staple the good sheets over"
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"anything that doesn't say "Kevin.""
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"Why would you specify the good--"
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"Never mind."
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"Alright, ideas on how we can do this?"
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"I got my dad's towing winches."
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"You're a winch."
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"No, guys, we use the towing winches"
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"to do a pulley system."
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"A "system?" Patty, we're climbing one roof."
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"We're not gonna take Vegas."
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"I know."
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"Neil, you shimmy up the drain pipe"
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"and hang it off the old lightning rod."
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"I'm sure it doesn't do anything important."
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"Please be careful."
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"On it. Fine! Do it your way!"
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"Oh. I'd say break a leg..."
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"Wait, I'm stuck!...but Neil most definitely will."
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"My brother broke his leg."
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"40 megs of OxyContin, comin' up."
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"Remember you missed prom 'cause Neil got a concussion?"
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"Yeah, Terrance."
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"I called ahead, you know. They should be ready."
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"Gotta wait all day?"
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"You know, these pills are pricey."
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"I could get my hands on some generics for you."
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"In the future."
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"It's alright. Medicaid covers it."
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"I mean, like..."
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"they only give you 10 of these."
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"So if your brother ever needs a refill,"
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"come back and see me for the generic."
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"No."
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"You got a degree."
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"A good job."
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"Don't be an idiot with this stuff, Terrance."
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"With what?"
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"Okay, lady, let's get you out of this chair."
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"I'm not an invalid yet."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Oh, before I forget, hand me my pocket book."
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"I think you'll like it."
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"Nobody has taken it out in ages,"
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"so, eh, just keep it."
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"Oh..."
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"Hey. You okay?"
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"It's just this damn sciatica."
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"My do-gooder sister-in-law's"
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"taken to picking up my groceries for me."
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"I-I-It's just hard."
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"Friggin' doctor visits"
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"and the pain is just --"
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"Judi."
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"I'm fine."
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"I'm gonna be needing some generics."
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"I -- You've never been in here before."
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"I know. But I want a wash."
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"No, you don't. Yes, I do."
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"Why?"
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"Back pain."
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"Because you're a terrible liar. Even you don't believe what you're saying."
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"Oh, Jesus, why does this have to be so hard?"
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"I don't have anything for you."
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"Of course you don't."
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"You'll have to wait till I re-up Monday afternoon."
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"W-- Monday?"
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"We all know you can do math."
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