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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - We're Selling Washing Machines (S01E01)

"Okay, that -- Monday is great."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Okay."
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"But for now, get out of here."
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"Is it, like, dangerous or something?"
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"No."
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"I'm just done being around you."
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"Thank you."
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"Here for another free coffee?"
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"Wait, you serve free coffee here?"
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"Uh, you keep leaving before you actually pay."
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"Oh, my gosh. You're right."
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"I -- Well, I promise to pay for this one --"
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"and the other two."
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"It's been sitting for a while. Make a fresh pot."
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"No, no, I'm not picky."
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"Um..."
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"Just had a really bad day,"
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"and you were saying some stuff that I didn't, uh --"
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"It's not a big deal."
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"Wha-- No, I was rude."
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"When I'm around you, I feel --"
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"I don't know -- 15, and I was a brat at 15."
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"So I am sorry."
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"It's cold. I told you I'd make a new pot."
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"I c-- it's not --No, no."
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"No, it's okay. I deserve this."
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"Mmm."
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"Mm. Mm. So stoic."
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"I'm sorry, too."
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"I think I was kinda harsh to cover the fact"
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"that seeing you again makes me feel a little..."
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"guilty."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"When I was working the steps with my sponsor,"
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"I listed out people to make amends to,"
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"and you were on there."
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"Maybe towards the top."
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"If anyone deserved a call..."
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"I just didn't do it."
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"What, did you lose my number?"
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"You know, I'm getting my chip in AA tomorrow night."
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"Eight years sober."
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"Wow!"
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"Feel like I don't even know this version of you."
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"You look the same, though."
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"I like that you think I'm the same."
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"You are."
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"They say to invite people to these things."
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"Would you come?"
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"Consider it me making my amends."
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"So, you got a special occasion you wanna look nice for?"
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"Sure, my husband's taking me to Paris."
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"No, this is self-care."
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"Last time, we did those swoopy layers."
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"And I knew what she meant."
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"Woman #And she's insisting on a band. Can you imagine?"
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"No."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, Cindy."
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"Hoping you can squeeze me in for a wash?"
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"Okay, great."
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"One sec, hon."
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"Let's have a look at the book."
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"So, thing is, I'm cleaned out at the moment."
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"Oh. We had a couple people in rough shape this week,"
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"I sorta need 'em now."
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"Listen, Cindy, I know your knee's blown,"
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"but for a day or two, toss back a few ibuprofen."
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"It'll be fine."
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"Patty. Ibuprofen? Are you serious?!"
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"Okay."
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"-Thank you. -Yeah."
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"Thank you. Oh."
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"For last time."
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"Thanks f-for frontin' for me."
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"No big thing."
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"Hey, babe, you might want to keep your coat on,"
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"'cause it's about to get "chili" in here."
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"Thank you for clearing that up, Neil."
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"Sweet Allison."
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"The Renzulli Brothers don't plow our street"
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"in exchange for store-bought chili."
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"The Renzulli Brothers plow our street"
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"early and often because we bribe them in,"
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"and I quote, "Yummy-nummy chili in their tummies.""
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"we're making an extra-special batch"
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"55,000 BTU All-Pro Stainless Steel Turkey Deep Fryer."
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"Ooh!"
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"She is a sexy little contraption."
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"Bingo! Best to do it outdoors."
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"and no one knows why."
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"Don't worry, Mom, I'll be careful."
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"Oh."
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"Neil's cooking the exploding turkey."
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"Yeah. Why?"
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"'cause you usually cook the meat,"
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"Uh, well, you know, we both work on it, so..."
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"Yeah, but I'm the main magician."
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"You're the random audience member"
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"we can all agree I've never met before."
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"Um, you're wrong."
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"What?"
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"No, you didn't."
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"I'm wrong?"
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"how come my plans, ideas, and goof-arounds work out"
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"99% of the time?"
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"Uh, 'cause you got me jukin' stats and crackin' skulls."
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"You need me."
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"Pssh, I don't need anybody."
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"Fine, then I'll take my"
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"55,000 BTU All-Pro Stainless Steel Turkey Deep Fryer"
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"and make my own chili,"
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"and it's gonna blow yours into the water."
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"A chili cook-off?"
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"Pfff. I don't need your help!"
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"-'Cause I've got Allison! -Oh!"
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"She's gonna help me cook the chili,"
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"and she is way better than you."
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"I can't believe you'd stoop that low."
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