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Clips from Rick and Morty (2013) - Childrick of Mort (S04E04)

"You guys wouldn't last two seconds on your own."
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"and drugged up like some kind of chicken or lemur."
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"There's not even any service."
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"Just -- Just let us be happy for a minute."
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"and let your old man take the reins,"
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"you might actually learn something."
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"Here. Take a bite of this tasty treat."
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"Oh, you think this s'more makes you special?"
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"What? Because someone said, "good job,""
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"You've been high-roading us non-stop,"
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"Because if you move the bar so low,"
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"Huh. [ Sniffles ]"
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"I'm gonna go take a walk."
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"hanging out with Rick."
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"they should avoid the Ethics Tube"
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"and come out spineless enough to do their job."
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"Right. Wait, why are the athletes"
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"going through the introvert sector?"
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"Obviously so they can bully the mathematicians"
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"If we want them to be self-sufficient,"
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"We got you, Gai-Gai! Shoot 'em hard and up the middle!"
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"[ Bells dinging ]"
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"are getting bored. We need to increase"
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"their supply of incest porn.20% wasn't enough?"
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"The unproductives. Goddamn it!"
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"How are there so many of them?Unproductives?"
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"We can't keep recycling them through."
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"Or just push them out through a pipe in the back."
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"These kids may not be mine, but you definitely are."
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"Maybe he can portal us home or something."
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"Should we leave a note?Dad is fine."
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"Aaah!"
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"Aah! Aaaaaah!"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Who are you guys?"
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"We are... unproductives."
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"Bunch of bullshit."
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"What is that?"
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"Camping? Ooh!"
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"Camping!"
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"Good work there, TickTock."
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"You've almost got smoke over there, Florflock."
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"There you go, guys!"
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"That's the camping spirit."
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"It is a new kind of tent,"
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"It's a house! No houses!"
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"Then why do they not camp?"
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"Because they're bad."
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"Bad. Bad. Bad."
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"Maybe we have no life skills."
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"I've definitely drank more pee than I care to remember."
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"I'm just gonna sit down."
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"Uh, Summer?"
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"Damn, you think they got infected"
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"by a mind slug or something?"
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"Probably drove through a nebula that made them"
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"see their own fears."
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"This looks just like Tricia's bong."
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"Mm! Well?"
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"I would've called you crazy."
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"when you put in the work. Salud!"
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"Fucking Doopnar! Sing something!"
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"like the guy that sings "Circle of Life.""
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"Can't remember his name. Dresses up weird."
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"They're about to go into space."
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"I know things haven't always been great with us,"
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"but we do make a pretty good team."
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"Go ahead, Dad. Gaia deserves some time, too."
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"They're your kids. Yes, about that."
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"Um, Gaia? You know this guy?"
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"I messed up. You're not their father."
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"Feel my presence through the fog!"
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"Ooh!Beth! What the fuck? Don't touch it!"
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"You gotta be kidding me. God is the father?"
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"Guy swoops in after we raised his whole civilization"
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"Seriously? You really want this pile of dry ice"
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"to raise your kids?Stop acting like you did a good job."
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"You made my kids soft and empty inside."
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"At least this guy is immortal and can stick around."
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"Bullshit. They're my kids! We're staying!"
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"See? Now, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about."
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"Is that you? What the hell are you doing?"
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"Camping.Oh, look, Jerry finally found his people."
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"You labeled these creatures "unproductive,""
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"but I have given them more purpose than ever."
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"His tongue is sharp, but it cannot whittle."
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"you will now join the One Family on its Eternal Getaway."
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"Or join the embers over which we hold marshmallows"
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"at just the right distance."
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"Don't let it start on fire!"
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"What's happening?"
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"Use it to take what is yours."
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"Nice choice of chosen people, G-diddles."
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"I'll kick your ass myself.Oh, dude, don't tempt me."
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"When I'm done with you, you'll need a staff"
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"Alright, motherfucker."
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"Let's go. [ Yells ]"
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"Aaah! Aah!"
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"Ohh!Here comes some pain!"
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"And... that last one should be..."
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"Let's show Mom and Dad what video games"
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"and partying are all about."
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"[ Whirring ]"
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"This is not like a video game!"
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"How do I make it stop?!I don't know. I'm fucking high!"
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"[ Both scream ]"
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"Jerry, that's enough.Oh, hey, babe."
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"No, they're lame. It's not a great sign"
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"that your army's on the same side as disease."
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"Sorry we aren't modern enough to sort people by value"
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"Just admit this is about you wanting to feel needed!"
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"Says the woman who sold out her family"
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"Well, maybe he drinks because it isn't easy"
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"to be more powerful than God.Well, if it's god power"
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"and put on the Billy Ocean because Moses is home"
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"Ohh! Fuck! Ow!"
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"Come on, bitch!Look, you win, okay?"
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"Ju-- I don't care about the kids."
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"Just keep the city, okay?"
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