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Clips from Rick and Morty (2013) - Childrick of Mort (S04E04)

"[ Sighs ] What kind of parents drag their kids away"
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"Yes, yes, drugs and video games. Poor babies."
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"Can someone just kill me?[ Video game beeping ]"
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"Grandpa Rick, you can kill anything."
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"And that means no sci-fi bullshit."
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"[ Cellphone buzzes ]"
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"There's no way those kids are mine."
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"to avoid his fuck-guy problems."
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"Why would this person lie?I don't know, honey."
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"like you abandoned me.Oh, my God!"
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"but, sure, okay."
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"Yeah, we finally broke the deadbeat dad barrier."
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"-I am! I am! -Jesus Christ!"
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"So happy I got to see the human geyser"
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"instead of micro-dosing with my friends."
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"I mean, not to say you get around, but, um..."
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"They'll probably develop harder skin or maybe even webbed arms."
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"Man, that'd be cool, huh? Flying squirrel people?"
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"It's totally normal."
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"Fine. You won't do something, I will."
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"Welp, there goes the surprise!"
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"-I am! I am! -Beth, that's not gonna help."
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"We're supposed to be on vacation."
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"Every day is a vacation for you."
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"at least do it right."
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"[ Whirring ]"
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"There's trees over there. We're on solid ground."
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"Summer and Morty: Mom!Summer, Morty,"
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"Welp, welcome to lack of abandonment."
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"and hang out with Grandpa's clay people?"
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"Well, that attitude is exactly why we're out here."
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"You're only happy when you're penned in"
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"Hey! I told you kids no phones!"
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"You know, maybe if you two stopped whining"
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"to you once when you were 10?"
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"That's actually really sad, dad. Let's be real."
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"forcing us to do nothing in the middle of fucking nowhere"
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"because it's the only way"
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"you're gonna level the playing field, isn't it?"
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"you might actually seem like you're worth a fuck."
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"Jesus Christ. you really need to stop"
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"Okay, so, if we divert the Lawyer Pipeline here,"
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"and give us astronomers.God, you are such a space nerd."
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"they need to get out into space."
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"[ Alarms blare ] Birth cycle. Coming."
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"putting a strain on the literary drive."
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"Activating playwright converter!"
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"[ Alarms blare ]Aah!"
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"[ Alarms blaring ]What the hell is that?"
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"Yeah, deejays, foodies, influencers."
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"I just re-circulate them through until..."
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"[ Explosion ]Shit, they blew a hole in the human resources department!"
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"We gotta fix this, Dad."
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"Look at you. My little steampunk overlord."
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"You know, you -- you really messed him up, Summer."
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"Yeah, well, he called me a lemur."
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"Let's just go find grandpa."
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"He's probably sucking off a tree"
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"and having the time of his life right now."
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"Aah!"
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"Ohhhh!"
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"Aah!"
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"Aaah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Ahh, I get it."
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"This? This is camping."
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"[ All chanting "Camping!" ]"
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"♪♪"
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"Keep whittling. Incredible."
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"Pump those cheeks."
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"Whoa! These controls."
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"It's just like my video game controllers."
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"all of their collective knowledge."
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"[ Inhaling ]"
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"If you told me six days ago I'd be christening"
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"a generation ship for my half-rock children,"
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"But I guess that's the lesson -- crazy things happen"
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"[ Singing angelically ]Great toast, Dad."
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"Thanks, sweetie. Damn, listen to those pipes."
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"You sure these kids are yours?"
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"What, you've never heard me sing karaoke?"
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"I'm -- I'm pretty good when someone's in my register,"
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"[ Laughs ] Look at this. Everyone's happy."
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"Uh, Rick? Can we talk?"
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"Pam! It's good to see you, baby!"
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"Ha! You call her Gaia?"
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"I'm sending some fog down."
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"No hard feelings, okay?"
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"We thought they were yours, you know,"
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"Oh, wow. No hard feelings. Y-You hear that, Beth?"
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"and tells us he forgives us. What a fucking mooch!"
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"Rick, I think you should go."
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"Where is their faith?"
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"The children are not ready to leave."
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"He can give them more.I mean, maybe we should just bail, Dad."
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"[ All chanting "Bad!" ]"
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"All it took was a deep enough drip pan."
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"Oh, yeah? They filing your unemployment forms?"
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"Six inches! Until it gets golden brown!"
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"Oh, this motherfucker. Raise the walls!"
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"[ Whirring ]"
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"Sorry! Sorry!"
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"Just trying to get the hang of this thing."
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"on that one.You wanna go, bro?"
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"Did you for real just try to smite me?"
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"Siri, triangulate source of power."
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"Sweetie, you handle the hippies."
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"I'll handle the off-brand Yahweh."
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"Now you see my true form."
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"The clouds were simply a shape more appealing to Gaia's mind."
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"No shit. Any form is more appealing than this."
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"You look like Kid Rock fucked Zeus."
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"Oh, seriously, you expect me to fight you like this?"
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"You're the size of four Empire State Buildings."
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"[ Electricity crackles ]"
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"[ Blows landing, both grunting ]"
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"Ow!"
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