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Clips from Rick and Morty (2013) - Childrick of Mort (S04E04)

"My daughter and I built that thing."
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"It's important to her.No, bro. I'm a Zeus."
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"What the fuck?"
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"I don't ever want to be high again."
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"Oh, my God, I got scared straight."
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"Fuck. Dad was right."
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"We -- We think we know everything,"
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"but maybe we're the ones who suck."
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"You kids are my fucking heroes!"
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"Papa! Papa!"
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"We played video games and got high! We did wrong!"
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"We did wrong!Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little boopas."
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"Come on, now. You kids, you did real good here."
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"You did good. Getting high"
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"and playing video games is the best,"
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"I swear to fucking God.But mom and dad"
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"Fuck your mom and dad. Your parents are a bag of dicks."
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"Getting high and playing video games is the best,"
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"Now, we got to get out of here before this guy"
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"from his own belief system. Holy shit, Summer,"
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"were you smoking this? You were basically"
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"inhaling brake fluid. Jesus!"
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"Mm, yeah."
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"It's over, Beth. Tell your people to lower the gates"
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"and pack their moisture-wicking shirts."
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"Incoming!"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Coughs ]Beth: Jerry!"
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"Jerry. Squeeb?"
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"Ow! You stabbed my hand!"
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"Should -- Should we make love?"
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"Ask God for a flood next time. It'll come with a shower."
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"Aw, geez, that -- that poor guy."
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"Can you maybe not tell Mom and Dad?"
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"Relax, it's just a Zeus. If this was the real God, it--"
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"Gaia: Rick! What did you do?!"
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"So, you, technically.I told you to leave!"
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"Yeah, well, you also asked me to raise your kids."
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"I don't care who else stuffed your crust,"
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"but I'm the guy that showed up."
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"But I mean, if you want, I can still power-wash his guts"
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"Okay, yeah, she's pissed."
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"I'll blow it up if they come anywhere near me."
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"Well, kids, never thought I'd say this, but,"
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"Summer, you were right.Wait, what?"
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"Right, but didn't you, like, go into god-mode and fight mom?"
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"That was a divine staff."
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"He saved my life, no thanks to you."
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"and drove the ship into that Zeus guy's head."
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"Basically murdered him.Grandpa!"
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"What the hell?!Come on!What? You did."
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"I mean, not to cast the first stone,"
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"but, Beth and Jerry, pretty terrible parenting on your part."
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"Did you know Summer huffed a K-Zax Array?"
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"She basically smoked "The Ring.""
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"Most pilots die after three days."
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"And Morty, the fucking moron, he thought"
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"the ship worked like a game controller."
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"♪♪"
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"Announcer: Planets Only. Planets Only. Planets Only."
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"are drifting through the void just for you."
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"Planets Only. -Let's terraform."
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"I didn't put it there. Did you?"
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"I don't have hydrostatic equilibrium yet."
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"Is that something you can learn?"
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"Phew!I was watching over your shoulder for a full minute."
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"So? I was watching because it's funny."
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"It's -- It's -- They-- They-- They're planets,"
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"Yeah. Planets Only."
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"Planets Only."
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"Yes, now! That's an order."
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"I-I-Is that what you do when I'm at school?"
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"Birth cycle. Now."
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"Okay, gettin' right into it."
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"I thought she was gonna shit an egg."
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"Are you kidding me? Look at them!"
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"Yeah, and snakes look like dildos, Beth."
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"but shouldn't we just let this be?"
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"Goddamn it, Beth, if you're gonna do it,"
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"I'm not a nerd. We're raising a society here, Beth."
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"Same thing. Same thing."
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"I don't think he's coming back."
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"Aaah!"
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"Aaaaaaaah!"
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"What the -- Squeeb!"
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"This is not a tent."
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"with special gutters to funnel the rain, and a door."
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"If I die, don't eat my ass. That'd be weird."
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"[ Applause ]"
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"Beth, you wanna do the honors?"
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"What? Really? Wow."
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"Little ones! Daddy's here!"
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"because they're so small."
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"Ha-ha! You like that?"
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"Ohh!"
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"the start button."
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"[ Both screaming ]"
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"smell your balls from here.Oh, wow."
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"I mean, gravity did most of it."
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"off the tower and maybe --Get oooout!"
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"I don't blame her."
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"♪♪"
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"Oh, I want you to split my Pangea into distinct continents."
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"-I am! -I am! -I am!"
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"Aaaaaah!"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"♪♪"
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"[ All chanting "Bad" ]"
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"to un-part your fucking face."
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"Sha-boom-boom!"
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"Think I'm gonna hang around and raise kids?"
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"School's in, bitch."
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"[ Beep ]"
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"Aaaaah!"
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"Ow!"
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"Oh, my God, make it stop! Make it stop!"
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"Pregame. Game. Video game."
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"Ohh!"
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"Smite them, raise them to fuck sheep."
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"Entire systems of steamy, lush globes"
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