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Clips from Rick and Morty (2013) - Childrick of Mort (S04E04)

"Perfect. I guess we're ready."
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"You like these plagues I'm unleashing on your asses?"
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"and shit the losers through a mean butt tube!"
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"and he's ready to burn some bush!"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"I can literally do anything."
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"The only lesson they need is right here -- fear."
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"I-I think you mean school's in. What are --"
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"What are you talking about?I-If you're teaching fear,"
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"then choking me -- school would be in. Fine."
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"Oh. [ Coughs ]"
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"Ohh! Are we dead? D-Did we die?"
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"I-I got scared straight."
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"You saved Grandpa's life! I fucking love you so much!"
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"are gonna be mad.No, hey, hey, look, no."
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"and I will never sell you out, ever."
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"falls out of the sky. He's generating an ionic cloud"
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"[ Whirring ]"
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"Beth! Just hold on!"
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"I'm losing my grip!"
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"Sorry! Sorry!"
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"Jerry, I love you, but I can literally"
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"Noted."
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"but --You killed their father!"
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"Father or not, he was a lying piece of shit."
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"I mean, you killed her slam piece, Grandpa."
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"See? you put the fire stick to the wood, and, voilà!"
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"I'm not gonna waste my time building you an ark,"
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"but if your mom gets clingy, you can use this to get some space."
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"Is that all you want to say to your children before you leave?"
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"Oh, yeah, uh, don't ask me for money."
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"I mean, Gaia's not gonna raise those guys"
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"to hunt us down, right?"
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"Oh, most definitely. I put a tracker on their ship."
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"I thought I wanted to teach you guys about tents,"
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"but really, I just wanted to feel important."
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"I guess sometimes teenagers do know"
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"what they're talking about, even if it's mean."
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"Love is the only power that matters, Morty."
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"No, you had actual power, and you did jack shit."
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"You could've cured cancer or raised the dead."
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"Instead you made bugs.Well, I was impressed, Dad."
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"Your kids got high on alien mist"
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"What in the Disney Channel fuck is that?"
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"Maybe help him with homework next time."
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"He's clearly crying for help."
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"♪♪"
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"and barely habitable celestial objects"
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"Or colonize me as I am. -Planets Only."
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"Oops, there's a hole in my ozone."
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"I can't fill it by myself. I'm not smart enough."
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"Young, dumb, and orbiting the sun."
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"The greenhouse is in full effect at Planets Only."
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"Announcer: You get the idea."
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"but they're sexy. It's a comedic premise."
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"for the entire week of spring break?"
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"I'm missing Mike Triscuit's drug party."
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"Look at this. He's already watching"
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""Euphoria" to pregame."
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"What you need is to level up with a bong rip of nature."
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"Trust me, this is good for you."
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"No, he can't, Summer. We're roughing it."
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"Isn't that right, Rick?Uh-huh."
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"Rick, was that a sci-fi phone call?Shut up, Jerry."
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"Damn it, I didn't think she had this number."
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"Why are you building a Faraday box to block out the signal?"
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"Oh, my God, Grandpa's ghosting someone."
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"I'm not ghosting. Hey! Give it back, Summer!"
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"I'm pregnant"?!"
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"Oh, my God, Grandpa, you fuck boi."
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"I'm not a fuck boi [burps] Summer!"
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"Wow. At least we know why Rick actually came on the trip --"
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"She's addicted to what the Rick did."
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"You know, it's -- it's -- it's a tale as old"
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"as my huge dynamite penis."
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"Can we turn the radio on?"
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"I am not letting you abandon those kids"
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"We're going to see this baby mama right now!"
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"What, like, literally now?"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Rick, I hope you realize the tubing permit"
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"was non-refundable!Relax, Jerry, we'll be in and out in a minute,"
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"and then you can get right back to your dumb vacation"
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"with a family that doesn't need you."
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"Kind of expected someone to defend me,"
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"Hello, Gaia. Hold on."
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"Let me just adjust my Seismic-to-English translator."
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"Morty: W-Where is she?Rick: You're looking at her."
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"I-I-I-I don't understand."
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"Isn't it obvious, Morty?"
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"I fucked a planet."
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"♪♪"
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"So, what, you just go around knocking up planets now?"
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"I'm a scientist, Morty. I try things."
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"Sex with a living planet? Big step for mankind."
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"Ah, where the magic happened.Gross."
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"Rick: Hey, uh, Gaia, baby, Big Daddy Rick is here."
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"What's the problem? Children."
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"Yeah, um, Baby Quakes, how big is your orbit again?"
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"They look just like you."
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"What's your point?They do?"
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"The fact is even if they were mine,"
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"which they're not, the best parent is evolution."
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"Yeah, Dad, that approach worked out great for me."
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"Beth, I know it looks bad, but trust me."
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"This is life in the galaxy, okay?"
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"I was gonna have us jump on the trampoline"
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"What? You're stupid.I am!"
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"Uh, I hate to agree with Rick,"
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"Okay, ouch.You guys do whatever you want."
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"-I am! -I am!"
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"Gaia, baby, gonna need a little raw iron and steam."
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"So much for camping.Nope."
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"We are going camping."
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"Ohh, son of a bitch.Son of a bitch."
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"Dad, can we please go back"
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"Why? Because they might have a Sega Dreamcast?"
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"Why is it so hard for you two to let nature in?"
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"Because this sucks ass. Camping is just"
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"being homeless without the change."
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