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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.2 (S02E02)

"Woo-hoo."
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"(man) Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Whoa!"
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"that can happen to a guy in the ghetto?"
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"Thank you, fast food restaurant!"
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"Calvin's got a job."
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"Afternoon, ladies."
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"three weeks into it."
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"My first check..."
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"(man) WacArnold's is proud to give young African-Americans"
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"making them feel responsible"
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"WacArnold's."
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"Why don't we check in with Calvin two months later."
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"Damn, Calvin, you look beat the hell up."
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"Punk bitch."
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"Hey."
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"Aye!"
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"I seen that African leaving here when I was coming in."
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"And guess what?"
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"I don't eat pork, anyway."
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"'cause I ain't giving you none."
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"You cut off!"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"called, "Ask a Black Dude.""
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"And he put me on to the hottest psychic ever,"
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"Next question."
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"She will become a man"
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"then she'll take her wig off and do the weather."
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"Thank you, Negrodamus."
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"For centuries, people have turned to one man"
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"That's right."
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"Not making that up."
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"Where are the weapons of mass destruction?!"
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"Hope you like my outfit."
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"The queer guys came by and had an eye for me."
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"Pee on us!"
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"Well, Black Gallagher doesn't go out like no punk bitch"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"Hey, gang."
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"Welcome back to Chappelle's Show."
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"Up top..."
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"by the sound, good to see you."
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"Man, it's crazy, man."
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"Very controversial."
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"Yes, very..."
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"You know, and then when I would travel"
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"You start to realize these sketches"
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"You know, and that "N" word is a doosey."
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"N-i-g-g-a-r,"
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"Good morning, mom."
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"Here's some leftover bacon, if you'd like some."
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"Here you go, sorry about that."
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"Just because we're colored"
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"These are the Niggars I was telling you about."
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"The Niggar from work, the milk round."
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"Whoo-wee!"
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"Yeah..."
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"you guys are the best audience in the world."
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"I'd like to thank you all,"
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"and we'll see you next week!"
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"Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Oww."
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"Woo-hoo-hoo."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Let's start the show."
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"Dave Chappelle...!"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"Wow..."
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"Man."
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"Have seen you this, uh, commercial"
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"where a guy, Calvin, gets a job at a fast food restaurant?"
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"Remember that commercial, though,"
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"that guy, Calvin, would get a job at a fast food restaurant"
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"and they'd act like that's the best thing"
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"Like, the whole neighborhood's excited"
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"like, this is gonna end poverty."
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"Calvin, you getting this job is the signpost to a new era"
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"in the black community."
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"That's not what it's like to work at a fast food."
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"People aren't proud of you."
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"Let's see what would happen to Calvin"
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"if he really had a job in fast food."
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"Look at that!"
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"Hey, Calvin!"
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"Way to go, youngblood, way to go!"
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"(man) WacArnold's is proud to give young African-Americans"
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"making them feel responsible"
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"for the welfare of their own environment."
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"Eww, nigga, you smell like french fries."
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"WacArnold's."
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"Well, see, hold up."
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"Let's see what happens to Calvin, like,"
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"Well, here you go, Calvin."
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"an opportunity to serve their communities,"
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"for the welfare of their own environment."
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"Look at that, Calvin's got a job."
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"Hey, Calvin!"
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"Hey, Mrs. Harper, got my first paycheck."
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"That's good, Calvin, very good."
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"Way to go, youngblood."
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"Getting paid, getting paid."
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"Hey, yo, I heard Calvin got a job."
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"Man, I'm proud of him."
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"Let's rob that nigga, man."
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"Yeah, son."
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"Pretty rough."
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"(man) WacArnold's is proud to give young African-Americans"
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"an opportunity to serve their communities."
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"for the welfare of their own environment."
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"Hey, where's Mrs. Harvey?"
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"Oh, she died, Calvin, of high cholesterol."
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"Too much WacArnold's."
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"What's up, fry guy?"
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"Corny-ass nigga."
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"Yo, Calvin, it's a thin line between fries and shakes."
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"One-two, one-two..."
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"the leanest burger in the world"
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"could be the meanest burger in the world"
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"if you cook it that way."
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