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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.2 (S02E02)

"Brought y'all home some dinner from work."
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"Calvin, you can't keep feeding me and your baby"
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"hamburgers and french fries every goddamn night!"
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"What the hell do you expect me to do?"
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"Nigger, get a real job!"
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"Bitch!"
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"WacArnold's is giving me an opportunity"
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"to serve my community"
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"and feel responsible for the welfare of my own environment!"
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"Don't give me that triflin'-ass bullshit!"
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"I'm under a lot of pressure!"
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"And who's gloves are these?"
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"Huh?"
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"Who you fucking, O.J.?"
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"Well, Calvin, you always workin'!"
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"Ohhh, you fucking the fairy!"
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"WacArnold's is tearing this family apart!"
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"Old Mrs. Harvey died."
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"(baby crying)"
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"The baby..."
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"the baby's crying."
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"See?"
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"The rib sandwich is coming back on Tuesday!"
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"Guess who ain't getting one!"
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"You damn right you don't eat pork,"
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"I ain't giving you no hamburgers,"
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"no apple pies, I ain't giving you shit!"
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"Calvin got that all locked down."
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"I'm Calvin around here!"
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"You know about me?"
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"Everybody know I got a job!"
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"All right, guys, we're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"Don't go anywhere, we'll be right back"
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"(man) Chappelle's Show."
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"Welcome back..."
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"Last season, I had Paul Mooney on the show do a segment"
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"And I asked him, I said,"
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""Paul, we gotta do that again this year.""
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"He said, "oh, I can't do it, homey."
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"But I'll do ya one better.""
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"in the history of the world."
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"for Paul Mooney... as "Negrodamus.""
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"(woman) For centuries, people have turned to one man"
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"for the answer to life's great mysteries."
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"That man, is Negrodamus."
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"You, sir."
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"Negrodamus,"
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"what mistakes did Michael Jackson make"
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"before he got arrested?"
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"Michael Jackson..."
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"should have not been a singer."
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"Michael Jackson should have been a priest."
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"Then he would have just been transferred."
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"You, ma'am."
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"Negrodamus, why is President Bush so sure"
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"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
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"Because he has the receipt."
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"Rosie O'Donnell shall have a sex change."
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"and marry Liza Minelli's husband"
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"and beat him."
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"Grazie, Grazie Mille."
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"Next."
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"Hi, Negrodamus."
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"What will happen to Star Jones on "The View?""
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"Star Jones will have two jobs."
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"First she'll do "The View,""
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"for the answer to life's great mysteries."
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"Y'all remember that comedian, Gallagher?"
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"(affirmative murmurs)"
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"Pretty corny, right?"
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"He is, he was a corny dude."
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"But the thing that people don't know about Gallagher-"
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"I don't know if you know this or not..."
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"it might be just something comedians know..."
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"He sold his act to his twin brother."
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"His twin brother goes on the road as "Gallagher Two.""
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"Here's even a lesser-known fact."
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"And the black dude went out as "Black Gallagher.""
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"It's ridiculous."
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"Why don't they call them "Osama Been Hidin'?""
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"Pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers, orange stars..."
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"that leprechaun's on acid!"
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"He's crazy."
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"He's crazy like me."
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"Are you ready to smash some fruit?!"
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"Can't hear ya!"
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"Yeah?"
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"You wanna smash some fruit, yeah?!"
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"Smash the fruit, you black son of a bitch!"
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"Black Gallagher, bitch!"
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"That's right!"
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"Aaahh!"
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"I got warrants!"
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"we're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"But don't go anywhere, everybody."
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"(man) Chappelle's Show."
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"All right, last season, we started the series off"
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"with this sketch about a black white supremacist."
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"and sparked this whole controversy"
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"about the appropriateness of the "N" word."
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"The dreaded "N" word."
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"like, white people would come up to me, like,"
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""man, that sketch you did about them niggers, that was hila..."
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"Take it easy."
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"You know, I was joking around."
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"in the wrong hands are dangerous."
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"Especially for us black folks."
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"You know, a lot of different feelings come up"
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"when they hear that word."
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"But I'm thinking, is it because that black people"
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"actually identify themselves as "N" words?"
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"No... I don't know... maybe."
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"But what if we just used the word for other people?"
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"Would it be so bad? I don't know."
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"So, I made a sketch..."
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"it's about a white family who's last name happens to be Niggar."
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"That's all."
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"Let's see how offensive the word sounds now."
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"N-i-g-g-a-r,"
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