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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Tick Tick Tick (S07E07)

"Hey, now,"
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"It's okay."
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"Wait, what are we gonna tell them?"
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"Nothing."
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"All the smug hippie bands from the '90s in one big concert"
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"Try Kristoff's Jalapeño Coconut Vodka martini."
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"Somewhere simple and homey, like Vermont or Dubai."
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"Hey, guys!"
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"What do you mean?"
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"on the side rails, in case anyone falls overboard."
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"That's it! That's it!"
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"she's gonna need some of them nachos."
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"What?"
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"♪ Gotta tell him tonight ♪"
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"I can't believe that our last Groovapalooza was,"
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"That's our gate."
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"Oh, that's sad."
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"I know it does. I know it does."
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"Erika, I've been meaning to speak with you all night."
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"Something even worse happened to her."
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"Creepy guitar guy is following us."
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"it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake"
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"Why..."
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"I guess..."
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"Who cares about nachos?"
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"Robin... I love you."
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"We missed almost the entire show because he put his stupid quest"
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"but isn't any time spent with a friend a blessing?"
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"Marshall! Marshall!"
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"- Marshall! - Ted?"
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"No, Marshall, you... Yeah, I was right."
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"That's it."
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"So..."
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"I'm freaking out right now."
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"Then don't."
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"it's that just because something needs to be told"
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"Kids, Einstein was right."
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"To Barney, the previous night raced by in a blur."
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"But then, all of a sudden,"
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"This might be the worst thing I've ever done."
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"you weren't at the top of your game, but it was still pretty..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I just cheated on Kevin."
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"He is the nicest guy ever."
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"I'm a terrible person."
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"What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?"
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""Two wrongs don't make a right"?"
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"No, that's not it."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I just cheated on Nora."
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"How could I do this to her? What are we gonna do?"
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"I don't know."
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"Well..."
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"Can I ask you, did this mean anything?"
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"Of course it did."
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"Of course it didn't."
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"Which one are you looking for? I could see it going either way."
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"It meant nothing. It meant nothing!"
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"How could you say it meant nothing?!"
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"Of course it meant something!"
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"No, it didn't! It can't."
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"Okay? You're with Nora, and I'm with Kevin and..."
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"I have to go."
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"God! We made a horrible mistake."
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"But it-it is over now."
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"There's no reason to hurt more people by talking about it."
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"You're asking me to lie?"
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"That's... fine."
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"Damn it."
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"Nora and I have that work cruise tomorrow night."
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"We're all supposed to go together."
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"Okay, I know this is thinking way, way out of the box,"
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"but what if-- and hear me out--"
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"we don't go?"
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"No."
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"I just want this whole night to fade into history,"
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"so we have to act like it never happened."
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"We should go."
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"I mean, it's a three-hour boat ride--"
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"what could happen?"
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"I'm sure that's what Gilligan."
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"Groovapalooza!"
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"Ah, even the tickets"
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"smell like cloves and mediocrity."
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"Ah, to really take us back,"
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"Kids, we used to do something before concerts"
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"to enjoy them more."
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"And that thing was to... eat a sandwich."
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"...nated steak subs."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Well, as future parents, we'll pass on the sandwiches."
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"How could you even suggest such a thing, Ted?!"
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"I better get my 60 bucks back."
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"No sandwich?"
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"Marshall, it's a palooza."
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"We've eaten sandwiches at every palooza."
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"Lollapalooza, Funkapalooza..."
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"Gender-diversity-awareness- palooza, junior year."
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"Yeah, there were some real bitches there."
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"Okay, quick,"
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"before Lily gets here, let's fire this up."
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"No way. I promised Lily that I would be responsible."
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"You're not getting your 60 bucks back."
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"Give me that."
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"Hey, how you holding up?"
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"Well, I'm about to be trapped on boat all night"
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"with the guy I cheated on, the guy I cheated with"
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"and the girl that the guy I cheated with cheated on."
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"So, not super."
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"Hi, Sandy."
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"You're welcome."
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"I did not say "Thank you.""
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"Oh, you're too kind."
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"Too kind."
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"Excuse me, I should really try"
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"to have sex with that new intern."
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"Robin's boss, Sandy Rivers hosted this cruise every year,"
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"mostly to hit on the new employees."
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"And he'd found a clever way to never spend a cent."
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"Up next, another four deaths"
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