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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Tick Tick Tick (S07E07)

"in Arizona's record-breaking heat wave."
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"You want real record-breaking heat?"
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"Muy caliente!"
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"Okay, Nora and Kevin"
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"are gonna be here any minute."
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"I thought I could handle this, but I can't."
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"Okay, um, here's the plan."
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"We'll grab one of the lifeboats, get back to shore,"
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"destroy the tape of us doing it..."
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"There's a tape of us doing it?"
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"...and we'll start a new life together."
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"For us to be together?"
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"Hey, Robin."
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"Oh, God, I really can't do this."
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"Don't worry. Just follow my lead and keep cool."
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"They know!"
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"Oh, no."
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"I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff."
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"Like, hard meats."
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"Well, usually after a sandwich, I feel paranoid. But I'm not."
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"Why am I not feeling paranoid?!"
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"What do you mean? Calm down, dude!"
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"We'll be fine."
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"Lily's gonna know."
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"Listen to me."
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"Whatever we were just talking about..."
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"we'll be fine."
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"You're right, she won't find out."
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"Hey, guy"
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"She knows!"
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"Good evening."
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"A special welcome our four new interns:"
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"Erika... and so on."
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"One safety matter: life preservers are"
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"That's it. Have a good night."
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"Don't drink too much."
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"Or do."
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"Beautiful night, huh, gang?"
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"Yeah, Robin and I were just cheating--"
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"chatting about how warm it is."
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"I'm breaking a trust-- sweat"
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"in here."
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"And I thought we'd be cuckold."
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"I know why you're so nervous, Barney."
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"You do?"
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"You're meeting Nora's parents tomorrow night, right?"
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"Let's dance!"
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"Bah! Whoo!"
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"Lily has no idea I'm high."
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"You're high?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Lily has no idea I'm high."
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"Okay, well, if your pregnant wife"
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"has to sit here sober all night,"
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"You got it."
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"Hey, dude, fork over some of them nach..."
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"No, not his."
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"My own."
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"Come on, Ted."
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"And thus began the most harrowing journey of our lives."
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"To this day, Robin and Barney swear"
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"this is the song they danced to that night."
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"♪ You fooled around on your baby ♪"
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"♪ Now the least you could do is to tell her the truth ♪"
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"♪ Yes, you in the suit ♪"
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"♪ Or that secret will eat up your soul ♪"
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"♪ Girl, the guilt's gonna drive you crazy ♪"
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"♪ Crazy ♪"
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"♪ You can't live with this lie, Kevin's such a nice guy ♪"
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"♪ Tell them right here on this boat ♪"
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"♪ You're like scum round the edge of a toilet bowl ♪"
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"♪ Flush ♪"
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"♪ Slut ♪"
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"♪ You did these two wrong ♪"
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"♪ Don't wt too long ♪"
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"♪ In fact, you know what? ♪"
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"♪ Tell them right during this song ♪"
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"♪ Tell ', tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em ♪"
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"I'll wait."
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"♪ Tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em ♪"
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"Oh, come on, seriously, you're not gonna tell them?"
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"We have to tell them. Right now."
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"♪ Sure, act like it was your idea. ♪"
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"Seriously, you guys suck."
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"Marshall and I were still in line to get Lily's nachos."
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"Dude, we've been waiting forever."
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"Even worse, this is the line for the ladies room."
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"what, 12 years ago?"
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"I mean, time is going by so fast."
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"I know, it's crazy."
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"In, like, an eye blink,"
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"this hand will be, like, an old man's hand."
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"I recognize the clichéd nature of what I'm about to say,"
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"but... whoa!"
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"Yeah."
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"312?"
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"Dude, we just walked around the entire arena."
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"We've been walking for, like, an hour"
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"and we still haven't found the nachos."
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"I bet Lily is so upset."
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"Yo, you want my nachos, bro?"
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"Thank you."
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"My husband's been gone an hour looking for these."
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"If he can't even do that, how can I trust him as a father?"
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"You can't, bro. You can't."
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"Marshall can't even grow a beard."
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"'Cause one's ability to grow facial hair directly correlates"
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"with one's ability to be a good father."
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"Oh."
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"Excuse me, sir."
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"Do you know where the nachos are?"
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"Marshall!"
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"Over here. I found the nacho line."
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"Oh."
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"So, how'd it go with Kevin?"
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"Well, I was just about to tell him..."
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"ok, Kevin..."
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"Really? What about"
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"About me bending your hard little body over the railing"
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"of this boat and copulating furiously"
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