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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.8 (S01E01)

"Crack."
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"Okay, Tyrone, we are not giving crack away today."
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"Uh-huh... wha... no, no."
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"It's 5:00."
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"Did I miss the 5:00 free crack giveaway?"
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"Tyrone, Tyrone, these are your friends here,"
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"and they have something they'd like to say to you."
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"I've been tricked!"
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"Okay, Tyrone, I'm what is known as"
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"an intervention counselor. Oh!"
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"about your drug use."
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"What are you talking about, man?"
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"I don't do drugs."
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"What y'all tell him, huh?"
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"What y'all tell him?"
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"Rhonda, would you like to go first?"
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"What is going on in here?"
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"but I feel like drugs is hurting you"
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"and they're hurting me."
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"Tyrone, I was very hurt that you carjacked me that time."
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"What you talking about, Rhonda?"
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"I would never carjack that ugly-ass car."
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"Get out the car!"
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"Tyrone, what are you doing?"
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"I don't know Tyrone!"
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"No, it's you with your crusty-ass lips!"
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"Stop playin', Rhonda, get out the car!"
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"Get out the car!"
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"Look, the police found you three hours later"
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"in my car, asleep, high on crack."
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"That's impossible, Rhonda."
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"How can you sleep if you're high on crack, hmm?"
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"I ain't do that, Rhonda."
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"Tyrone, we opened our home to you."
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"You let your addiction"
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"lead you to abuse our trust."
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"it's me you're talking to,"
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"I remember the whole speech."
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"I just need $200, I take these real estate classes,"
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"I'm serious, Rob,"
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"it's me, baby, it's Tyrone."
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"Rob, Jenny, y'all ain't gonna be sorry about this."
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"Oh!"
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"We're off to my mother's."
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"We'll be back Sunday evening."
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"Okay, bye, Jenny, bye, Rob."
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"I passed my test and was a certified real estate agent."
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"Good for you, Tyrone."
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"$450,000!"
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"Where's the money, Tyrone?"
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"He spent it on a party."
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"Took out an ad for it in the paper."
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"You didn't get your invitation for that party?"
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"we had a pile of crack this high."
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"I had a heart attack."
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"I'll give you a heart attack!"
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"Come on, come on..."
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"I'm getting a restraining order against you, Rob."
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"All right."
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"Well, if you love me so much, Harold,"
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"why'd you get me fired from the post office, huh?"
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"Do you know how many people on your route"
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"complained of receiving open mail?"
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"Seven?"
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"136, Tyrone."
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"And then there was the incident with the powder."
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""Senator Tom Daschle" or "Tom Brokaw"."
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"It might contain Anthrax."
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"And if it fell into the wrong hands"
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"I got that Anthrax and it's the bomb, baby."
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"60 bucks!"
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"Well, like the Good Book says:"
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"and I shalt smoketh it."
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"we would like you to check into rehabilitation immediately."
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"Aw!"
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"All right, okay, fine, fine."
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"You know what?"
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"I need to get better, y'all are right."
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"But first step is first, I need to go to the bathroom,"
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"and then I'm on my way to recovery, Rhonda."
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"And that wasn't me, Rhonda!"
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"Go to the bathroom!"
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"Okay, thank... I've got it from here, thank you."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, why didn't they say there ain't no windows in here?"
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"Oh!"
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"but don't worry,"
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"What happened to him?"
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"Yo, he's in jail, yo."
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"My God, jail."
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"Hey, hey, why don't we break into that lab where I work?"
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"We'll sell the weed and make his bail."
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"No. No, man."
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"Yo, why don't we sell crack, yo?"
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"That's a lot more lucrative."
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"Hell, yeah, baby."
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"Crack it is!"
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"We're crack dealers, man!"
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"Yo, let's be crackheads, yo."
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"Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show."
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"How this make you feel?"
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"I got it."
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"Yo, fuck Kenny, B.!"
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"Booty-fuck Kenny, man."
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"(audience) Who's there?"
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"(James "Skank" Scanton) Notice that he bought the large tub of corn,"
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"against iconic animals, breaking decades of silence."
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"I worked with him for two years."
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"I know where you live, Mr. Ed."
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"There were also many rumors of his off-camera activities."
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"However, the estate of Mr. Ed did issue this statement:"
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"(cheering)"
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"only do with a guy like Mel Gibson."
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"What Men Want, 'cause it'd be too gross and disgusting."
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"Oh, oh, baby! Damn!"
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"(elevator bell rings)"
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"Who's Tyrone, huh?"
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"Y'all act like crack is so bad!"
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"God bless America!"
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"Hi, thank you."
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