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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.8 (S01E01)

"Chappelle's Show."
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"Ow."
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"Man... thank you so much."
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"and they seem a little fake, don't they?"
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"Crocodile Dundee, for example."
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"The point is, those movies are phony baloney,"
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"of some of my favorite movies."
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"can't separate you from true love."
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"Why don't you take 'em off?"
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"Molly!"
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"without, uh, making fun of myself, so..."
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"Friend gets locked in jail,"
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"then his three friends have to sell reefer to make the bail."
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"Yo, Thurgood. Aah!"
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"Yo, wake up, man."
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"Yo, he's in jail, yo."
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"All right."
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"Y'all wanna smoke some weed?"
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"(applauding)"
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"and Danny Corey had never had sex."
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"A total lack of fear."
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"you got nothing to lose."
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"right... here!"
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"She realizes what she's touching and continues."
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"for reckless and desperate men everywhere."
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"And we, including myself..."
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"wish to thank Danny Corey."
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"(narrator) Danny Corey would go down as a hook-up legend,"
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"the "we're out of gas" move,"
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"all right, y'all, look,"
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"we're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"(applause)"
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"Good evening, I'm Kent Wallace."
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"(Kent Wallace) For years, "Rin Tin Tin" was adored by"
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"That is, until recent allegations surfaced."
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"And it hit me."
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"civil rights footage."
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"the records with his scar."
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"What I say?"
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"Come on, what did I say?"
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"Mr. Ed."
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"Boys, get her away from me!"
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""Dear Frontline, this is Mr. Ed.""
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"But worse than Mr. Ed, worse even than Rin Tin Tin,"
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"were the accusations lobbed at Flipper."
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"It's James, the nigger-hating dolphin!"
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"(dolphin squeaking)"
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"Shocking."
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"Unfortunately, none of the animals in question"
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"are alive to offer a rebuttal."
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"the Black Stallion.""
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"Next time on Frontline, we expose"
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"Knight Rider."
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"Well, let's take a look at what it'd look like."
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"Man, if I could just slide a finger down"
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"Oh, mama."
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"Damn, look at the ass on that one."
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"(elevator bell rings)"
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"(boy) I would put a hurtin' on that bitch."
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"Damn!"
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"And on that note, we're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"coming to a drug-awareness week at a school."
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"I got a lot of letters about it."
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"is this the 5:00 free crack giveaway?"
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"He's been away for a while but he's back around"
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"y'all tell anybody, I'll kill ya!"
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"I'll kill ya!"
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"Look out, crack, here I come!"
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"I want some crack."
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"What time is it?"
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"Yeah, and these people would like to talk to you"
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"Come on, Benedict Arnolds!"
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"This is ridiculous."
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"I don't know any Tyrone!"
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"It's a Chinese riddle for you."
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"Okay, let's have, uh, Jenny and Rob."
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"Oh, Jenny, R-Rob, look, y'all,"
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"Oh, don't play dumb with us, Tyrone."
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"and I'm back on my feet, baby."
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"I'm cleaning up my act."
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"Okay. Tyrone!"
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"Agh!"
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"The number's on the fridge if you need anything."
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"Yeah, damn right, good for him."
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"(rob) He sold our house and kept the money."
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"Oh, Rob, you should have seen it,"
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"Heart attack, yeah."
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"Rob, Rob, Rob!"
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"Tyrone, I'm here because I love you."
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"Oh!"
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"be on the lookout for any envelopes marked"
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"Harold, is Anthrax bad?"
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"Yes, Tyrone."
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"it could be big trouble."
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"If that man hadn't turned you in,"
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"it would've been a disaster."
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"Let he who is without sin, throweth the first rock"
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"Basically, Tyrone,"
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"I got the key."
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"I'll be right out."
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"Here goes nothin'!"
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"He's finally home, he's Tyrone."
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"We're gonna take a quick commercial break,"
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"Chappelle's Show. Ow."
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"I'd like to thank my studio audience for hangin' out,"
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"(horn honking)"
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"We're really worried about him, Thurgood."
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"Yeah."
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"We can grab some booty."
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"We're gonna sell some crack."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo."
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"Whoo-hoo."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Let's start the show."
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"put your hands together for Dave Chappelle!"
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"Now, a lot of us go to the movies"
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"Remember when the brother come up and,"
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