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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.8 (S01E01)

"Right?"
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"Thanks for joining us, you guys."
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"of a little movie called Half Baked, where..."
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"I hope he gets fucked in his butt in jail!"
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"Corey had a brilliant idea."
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"there's actually bite marks on my ass that can prove it."
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"this picture with this not-so-subtle note attached:"
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"where he could read women's minds?"
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"Tyrone, you know I love you,"
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"and, of course, I'd like to thank you at home."
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"Since its inception,"
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"Oh, I better get out of here."
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"We'll be right back, everybody, with more Chappelle's Show."
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"Okay, okay, remember now, we're not here to judge anybody,"
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"(Tyrone) I studied my ass off for that real estate test."
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"your husband's clothes fit funny, girl."
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"(sniffing)"
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"Some skits, bi-atch!"
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"(cheering and applause)"
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""well, then this is a gun.""
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"Selma, Alabama, 1957 riots, in front of Woolworth's!"
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"that ends in dry-humping and, eventually, insertion."
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"And, certain moments, you can't suspend your disbelief."
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"One of my favorite love movies, Ghost..."
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"But all his rookie inexperience gave him one clear advantage:"
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"and Joey Newsom,"
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"This has been..."
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"We'll be right back with more Chappelle's Show."
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"(narrator) The year was 1955,"
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"and what we uncovered... may shock you."
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"to his master were his trademarks."
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"I think we all know the story:"
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"that has set a new standard"
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"I'll cut you, I'ma cut you, do you hear me?"
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"Get out!"
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"(elevator bell rings)"
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"I got a lot of complaints about it."
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"I... I would never hurt you."
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"Attention, everybody,"
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"(flushing)"
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"Drugs have ruined my life!"
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"For your information, that's a little white powder."
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"I'm rich, bi-atch!"
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"(cheering)"
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"(announcer) Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Welcome back to another episode of Chappelle's Show."
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"This is a knife.""
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"You're freaky, man."
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"Hey, man, life's got to go on, right?"
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"Kenny's on his own, then."
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"This is a brilliant move."
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"he bought butter,"
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"The "penis in the popcorn" is a classic"
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"What you calling "classic civil rights footage,""
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"I call "footage of me getting bit on my ass"
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"If you would like to see,"
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"Mr. Ed, take four."
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"Stick around."
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"(applauding)"
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"Make some noise... Tyrone Biggums."
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"peanut butter and crack sandwich."
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"He kicked his habit back in the joint"
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"Do we get crack at the end?"
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"Harold, why don't you go next?"
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"we'll be right back with more Chappelle's Show."
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"They got weed there."
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"Ever see that movie with Mel Gibson,"
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"You couldn't do the opposite of that movie,"
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"uh, What Women Want,"
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"God bless ya, and I'll see ya next week."
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"All of them great men, all of them pioneers."
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