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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade (S14E14)

"Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, Robot Rumble."
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"Sucker."
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"Bart, the test is in two hours and you haven't slept in a fortnight."
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"- What's a fortnight? - You should know. It's on the test."
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"These test results will follow you for the rest of your life and beyond the grave."
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"You've lost your mind."
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"Just walk, don't run Drink juice, yum-yum"
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"Watch out, Beatles."
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"Would Lisa Simpson join me on stage?"
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"Oh?"
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"Lisa, because of your outstanding score on yesterday's big test..."
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"...you're being immediately moved up to the third grade."
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"She got diarrhea when we went to Carlsbad Caverns."
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"I was going to tell you this privately..."
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"...we're sending you back to third grade."
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"Huh?"
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"What? I gotta be in the same class as her?"
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"What? I gotta be in the same class as him?"
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"Class, meet our newest third graders, Lisa and Bart Simpson."
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"Lisa comes to us from Miss Hoover..."
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"...while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. Slut."
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"Hi, Bart and Lisa."
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"A rooster sits on a roof facing north. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll?"
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"...so the rooster would probably wanna lay it on the cool side..."
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"Roosters don't lay eggs. They're boys."
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"- Very good, Bart. - Mm-hm."
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"Lisa, I want you to stick close to your big brother until you catch up."
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"Young man, you're not in this class."
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"- What are you doing here? - Laughing at jerks."
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"Quiet nerds burp only near school."
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"Bart, I'm doing my geography homework."
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"That's how you remember the four original provinces of Canada."
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""Quebec, New Brunswick, Ontario, Nova Scotia.""
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"Quiet nerds burp only near school."
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"Here's how you remember their principle exports:"
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"Canada's governors general:"
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"...Dakota, Tyler, Tyler, Lisa."
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"What's this weird mark next to my A?"
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"That's an A-minus."
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"An A? Copacetic."
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"Eh, I took this test last year. The answer key never changes."
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"B-C-B-C-A-A-B-B-C-C-D. False. False. True. William Jennings Bryan."
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"That's cheating. Bart cheated."
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"Young lady, in the third grade, we don't care for tattletales."
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"Sobbing only pushes Bart's grade higher."
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"Pukers in back."
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"Matching fanny packs."
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"Now your fannies match."
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"- Quit it. - Stop it. Let go."
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"Stop. You'll crush your juice boxes."
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"I'll just put you two together."
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"He did punch buggy first."
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"When you see a Volkswagen Bug, you punch somebody and yell the color."
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"- Punch buggy green. - Oh."
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"- Punch buggy taupe. - Ow."
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"Two for flinching."
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"Now, as we cross the street, I want you to hold hands with your buddy."
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"Did you see his face?"
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"Well, what happened, dude? Did your girlfriend dump you?"
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"Now, children, if you look up at the capitol dome..."
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"...eating our state pasta, bowtie."
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"Mr. Speaker, the time has come to redesign our state flag."
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"This Confederate symbol is an embarrassment..."
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"This lively debate has given me an idea."
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"Tonight, each buddy team is going to design a new state flag."
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"Well, Bart's being his usual jerky self."
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"But, Mom, I'm really excited about this new flag design."
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"Oh, and the hotel gives you a free USA Today outside your room."
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"No, I'm sure it's free."
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"Okay, I won't touch it."
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"And try not to let your brother get under your skin, honey."
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"Believe me, he doesn't. His act is getting old fast."
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"But frankly, the other kids are starting to wake up and smell the cooties."
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"When I get through with that flag, it's gonna be a Bart-mangled banner."
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"I'll just unfurl this."
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"That was my worst unfurling ever."
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"Lisa, how could you? The governor is crying."
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"Oh."
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"You weren't on this field trip. How did you get here?"
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"Biked."
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"- Huh? - Oh, the bus."
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"Okay, children, before we leave..."
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"- ...is anyone missing their buddy? - No."
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"Ah, the buddy system, foolproof."
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"Floor it, Otto."
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"- Ha, ha, they left without you. - They left without you too, you idiot."
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"If I'm an idiot, how come I'm the smartest kid in the third grade?"
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"Because you've already done it once."
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"- You've lost me. - Oh, forget it."
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"We'll just circle around like those kids in The Blair Witch Project."
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"I must be getting close. I recognize that girl."
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"- Oh, Bart, I think we're lost. - I used to be lost."
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"Until a friend turned me onto a book. A book that changed my life."
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"- You die now. - Aah? Whoa."
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"Hey!"
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"They're gone. I don't know what happened."
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"There, there, Audrey. It's happened to all of us."
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"Willie, we have two more names for the wall."
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"Why is it always the kids with the long names?"
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"- ...says what? - What?"
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"We're from the Learn to Fart state."
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"Huh! My poor babies."
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"I'm so sorry. Lisa's a very special little girl."
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"And we'll spare no expense in finding her."
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"- What about Bart? - We're looking."
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"- Here. - Thanks."
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"Where'd you get...? Oh."
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"Bart, you're my big brother. You should act like it more often."
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"Well, as far as nerdy little sisters go, you're the coolest."
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"- Yes. - Yeah, funny story."
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"This is where the kids were last seen."
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"Aah! The plastic casing from the tip of Bart's shoelace."
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"- Bart, is that you? - No."
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"Say your prayers."
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"Oh, Lord, please strike these mountain folk dead."
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"We got lost on a field trip from Springfield Elementary."
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"That's how Grandpappy wound up in these parts."
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"They was taking us to Capital City to see The Nutcracker."
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"...married a bear and I started up my family."
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"I told you, I ain't a bear."
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