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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Great Recession (S05E05)

"Bonuses? Yeah!"
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"You gotta separate the wheat from the chaff somehow. Yeah."
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"These dudes are all chaff. Right? Yeah- Well, no. We're all wheat."
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"Why would you want to be wheat? Why would you ever want to be chaff?"
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"You two idiots have no business sense whatsoever!"
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"Oh! You just got squeezed out, bitch!"
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"Oh, I'm squeezed out? Uh-huh."
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"- I'm outta here! - I'm comfortable being chaff if you want to be wheat."
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"Okay, man, whatever."
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"You're firing us?"
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"Well, first we're gonna give you the opportunity to defend your jobs."
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"- I'm on it! Whoo! - Good. Show us what you do around here, Charlie."
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"I shouldn't have to defend my job to you!"
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"Dee, we don't know what it is that you do around here. You don't seem to do anything."
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"Fine. I'll crack you open a beer."
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"No, no, no. Not a beer."
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"Something you have to mix."
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"But this bottle is cold-activated."
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"I mean, look at it. Doesn't that look delicious?"
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"It does look delicious, but mix me a drink."
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"But the mountains, they've turned blue. Mojito me, please."
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"So you can't make a mojito? Of course I can make a mojito!"
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"Then make one. Fine! One mojito coming up, gentlemen."
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"I quit."
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"Goddamn it! Shit!"
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"I was really looking forward to firing her. Me too."
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"Huh? I need money."
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"Huh? The guys were being total knobs, so I quit."
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"Also, you're really behind on my rent and they're threatening to evict me, so... money."
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"Well, what am I supposed to do? Not my problemo."
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"What's with the briefcase?"
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"Huh. You are really good at making money. Okay, I'm in."
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"I'm desperate, so I'll do anything."
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"We're gonna take out a big loan in your name and get an office. Great."
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"All right, that's the rainwater barrels."
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"Now let's talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash? How do I dispose of the trash?"
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"I don't know. We disposed of the trash in the Dumpster last night."
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"- We have a furnace? - Absolutely. Where do you think the heat comes from?"
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"You burn the trash in the furnace? This bar runs on trash."
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"This bar is totally green that way."
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"Uh, because I'm recycling the trash into heat for the bar."
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"And lots of smoke for the bar. I'm giving the bar the good smoky smell that we all like."
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"The bar smells like trash."
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"That's the exact opposite of green, Charlie."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Well, I could put the trash into a landfill where it's gonna stay for millions of years,"
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"or I could burn it up and get a nice, smoky smell in here..."
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"and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars."
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"It's right. No, it's not right. All right, are we almost done?"
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"I always make sure to turn on the Coors sign,"
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"let people know we got iced delicious Coors in the bar, you know,"
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"and then, uh, that's the last thing I do."
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"Charlie, that sign does not say "Coors." Eh?"
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"Goddamn it. Come outside! Come outside! Come outside!"
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"Closed! It says "closed," Charlie!"
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"Okay. Yeah, right. I can see that now."
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"But, you know, you can't really read it from the inside."
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"You can't read it from the outside!"
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"You know what? Forget it. I can read it!"
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"Are we done with this? Have we gone through everything?"
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"Well, that was the last thing that I do, sure. Okay, great. You're fired!"
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"No, come on. You're not firing me."
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"Yeah. Yeah. No way!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, really?"
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"So you're gonna throw all the trash in the furnace yourselves."
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"And you're gonna filter the rainwater barrel all by yourselves."
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"And I suppose you're gonna fiddle with the electricity every day all by yourselves..."
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"and siphon it from all around the neighborhood."
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"and not turn the closed sign on when the bar is open!"
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"Shit! Goddamn it!"
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"Honey, I'm home!"
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"We sublet our apartments. We're living in here."
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"- Wait a second. You subletted our apartment? - Yeah."
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"Well, what the hell, dude? I don't know if I can live in a trailer, man."
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"Well, hang on a second, bro. We're good in tight spaces. I'll make it work."
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"Unbelievable! So now I'm reduced to sleeping in the bar! Oh, hell no!"
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"Times are tough. Yeah. You'll bounce back, buddy."
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"Aw, come on, man. Can I at least live with you guys?"
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"You guys are boning me, man."
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"I tell you what, why don't you and I hit D&B's and talk bonuses?"
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"Yeah. All right. Dennis, why don't you go ahead and lock that door."
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"Go ahead and lock him out. Keep out the riffraff."
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"That's locked? Yeah."
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"- I got plenty of places to go. - No, you don't!"
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"Okay, Frank, tell me about this business scheme you're cooking up."
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"Give me your shoe. My shoe?"
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"Observe."
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"That's a $200 shoe!"
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"Look at that. What are you doing?"
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"Feast your eyes on your new business."
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"Knives."
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"You want me to sell knives door-to-door? No. You're selling vacuums."
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"to invest in a door-to-door knife and vacuum-selling business?"
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"Not just any vacuum. This is wet vac."
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"Commercial power for the home."
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"This'll get a red wine stain out of anything. Look."
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"Oh, goddamn it!"
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"Check it out, Deandra."
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"All right, this baby is powerful!"
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"Now, cover your ears because it has no muffler!"
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"Oh!"
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"It might be cheaper if youse went with a bottle of wine..."
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"instead of chugging the individual glasses."
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"Mmm. Yeah, maybe leave the judgment back in the kitchen 'cause..."
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"Okay, no problem. All right. Okay. Thank you."
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"I did bring you here for a specific reason, okay? Hmm?"
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"Stimulus plan? A stimulus plan. You want to hear it?"
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"Now, at a time where businesses are simply failing left and right, who's thriving?"
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"Dave & Buster's. Dave & Buster's is thriving. Why do you think that is?"
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"I want you to do me a favor. Break down for me what I'm holding in my hand right now."
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"Right. I don't think I've tried it enough. I think you have."
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"Because clearly, at this point, you should've realized that it doesn't work anywhere else."
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"When you come to Dave & Buster's you spend your real money,"
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"but you leave with Dave & Buster's money."
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"That gives you incentive to come back to Dave & Buster's..."
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"'cause it's the only place where your money works."
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"I think that's brilliant. Maybe we should take a page out of D&B's book."
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"No, you son of a bitch. We're way past that at this point."
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"It doesn't work anywhere else. It's only gonna work here."
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"All right. I'm- I'm getting all worked up. Okay? This is- Let's..."
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