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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Great Recession (S05E05)

"I'm proposing that we print our own currency, okay?"
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"Make our own money? Yes!"
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"Then they become customers, and then they bring in new customers."
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"Yeah, yeah, dude! That's a great plan! Then afterwards, we'll go out to Fox Chase..."
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"and use the Power Card at that Friday's out there."
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"with the economy and everything."
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"I got no place to go and everything, so..."
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"I was figuring maybe I should move back into my old room for a little while..."
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"till I get back up on my feet."
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"Mmm, well, I don't think that's gonna work out, Charlie."
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"Why not? I had to sublet your room to Uncle Jack."
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"Is that why he's here?"
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"And the economy is so bad..."
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"What are you talking about? You don't make house payments."
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"- You collect Social Security. - I need money."
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"You can share the room with me, Charlie."
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"- That is not a great idea. - Well, why not?"
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"It'll be fun."
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"You know, you and me palling around, getting nuts,"
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"No, it's- it's stuff that relatives do."
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"I will spend the whole night wide awake like when I was a kid and you tried to share my room."
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"You ever seen wrestling on television?"
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"It's just not what uncles do to their nephews."
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"I'm out of here."
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"you suggest casually that we have a drink to celebrate. Right."
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"This is the best knife I own."
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"All right, now pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken..."
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"and you're gonna cook it tonight and make a tasty dinner..."
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"that's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken."
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"Then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat."
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"Maybe it is a shoe. Nice one."
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"This knife is a piece of crap. Mm-hmm."
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"Beautiful pressed steel... Oh."
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"Watch the way this knife blasts through this shoe with one motion."
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"Ohh! Ohh! Is this part of the whole thing?"
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"Oh, I cut myself! Ohh! It's a deep cut!"
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"Ohh! Ohh! I see your bones!"
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"- Oh, Frank! - It's okay. It's all right. I got Band-Aids in my bag."
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"I just- I need your bathroom, that's all."
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"Ohh! Okay. But..."
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"Eew. Is he gonna be okay, 'cause..."
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"Yeah. Yeah, no, no. He's gonna be fine, Beth. Don't worry."
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"I tell you what- Why don't you and I have a glass of wine."
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"Just bring it down a little bit, huh? I don't drink in the morning."
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"Yeah, me neither. Oh, uh..."
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"Oh, shoot! Oh!"
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"Oh, I'm missing it! Hey!"
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"Oh, no! You're doing that on purpose!"
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"I'm gonna..."
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"Okay, I- Yeah. Oh, boy."
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"- These Paddy's Dollars look great, bro. - Yeah!"
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"I'm really glad we went with the color. They pop! Oh, yeah."
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"Little bit more expensive than I would've thought. But that's worth it though."
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"That's an old-poor move."
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"You take your money and put it into something worth it, you're not tacky."
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"See, by transferring all of our cash into these Paddy's Dollars..."
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"and then printing more of these babies than we ever had in cash, we've upped our value."
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"Full-blown shantytown. We're screwed."
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"Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, dude."
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"Yeah? Yeah, man. Think about this, dude."
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"In recession times, what thrives more than anything else?"
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"Prostitutes. No- Well, yeah, that. But that and bars."
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"Oh, and bars! Well, yeah! Right, because people gotta drown their sorrows."
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"Get drunk! We own a bar!"
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"and just distribute them amongst the shanties?"
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"That way- Right. They buy the booze from us with the dollars."
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"Right. They run out of booze, then they gotta buy more Paddy's Dollars from us."
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"Thus creating the self-sustaining economy we've been looking for."
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"It stimulates our economy."
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"Boom. Boom!"
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"When people stop buying vacuum cleaners and knives door-to-door,"
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"it can mean only one thing, Deandra."
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"Good-bye, recession, hello, depression."
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"You're very lucky that you're with somebody as resilient as Frank Reynolds."
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"This is the man who's gonna make us rich."
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"This man lives in a cardboard box! Times is tough."
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"Goddamn it. Yo!"
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"Hey!"
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"Charlie is your new business partner?"
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"That's right. All right. You ready to do this? You got it."
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"Okay, let's go! Let's go! You're the man with the plan."
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"Deandra, this is gonna work."
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"These are crabs! Fresh, local Delaware runoff crabs."
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"Those don't look anything like crabs."
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"Huh? Yeah, well- They look like sea scorpions."
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"Yeah, there's a pretty bad sewage runoff, but, you know, crabs is sewage-proof!"
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"We're gonna sell these on the street."
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"We're crab people now? Yes!"
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"You want us to become crab people?"
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"That's your new business plan? Yeah..."
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"We'll live and die by the crab, Dee!"
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"Oh, thank you very much! Thank you. Great news!"
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"- Nice doing business with you. - All right, shanty!"
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"I think we made every single one of our Paddy's Dollars back."
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"Fresh cash? Yes."
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"Uh, well, zero. Zero, if you're talking about U.S. currency."
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"People didn't really seem interested in spending any of that."
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"That's okay."
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"So when they run out of the booze,"
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"they'll come back in and they'll have to buy more Paddy's Dollars."
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"thus ensuring them coming back in, keeping the money moving."
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"Okay. How does this work, Mac?"
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"The money keeps moving in a circle."
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"But- But we don't have any money. All we have is this."
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"How does this work, dude? I don't know. I thought you knew."
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"I thought you- What? I thought you were on top of this!"
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"Oh, shit. Okay, so we have no money and no inventory."
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"How does D&B's do it? They've got a complicated system. I cannot begin to understand it."
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"How does a self-sustaining economy work?"
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"I don't understand how the U.S. economy works, much less some sort of a self-sustaining one."
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"I don't understand how finances work."
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"Shots for everybody!"
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"The government is reimbursing me all the money I lost!"
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"I love this country! Baby, I'm back!"
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"Wait, you got a bailout? Yeah, you know it, pal!"
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"Can you bail us out, Frank? Because we're kind of screwed here."
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"I'll tell you what. Let's discuss it over steaks and Skee-Ball."
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"Hey, bailouts all around! U.S.A.!"
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"U.S.A.! U.S.A.! I love this country!"
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"Uh, you guys don't think that you're going to Dave & Buster's, do you?"
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