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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Great Recession (S05E05)

"No. Charlie, there's blocks in front and in back of his tires. He's not going anywhere."
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"I'll tell you who. New poor. What?"
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"Ever since the recession hit, waves of new people are suddenly broke."
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"Have some class if you're gonna be poor!"
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"All right. Let's get this guy out of here, send him a message."
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"You gonna put everything I say under a microscope, bud? It's a stupid idea, Charlie."
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"I'm sorry. You have a better plan?"
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"Whoa. What the hell's going on over here?"
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"His neck is so thick,"
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"What? What are you talking about? What is terrible?"
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"You run the business into the ground, and you want bonuses?"
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"Well, who wants to be- Okay, I'll be chaff, you be wheat."
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"We have no business sense? He's the one dangling from a noose 10 minutes ago."
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"That's a good point."
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"Let's start streamlining right now. Frank, you're out. You're fired."
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"- Hoo-woo-woo-woo! - Oh, come on! This is bullshit!"
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"Me? Come on! I do a shitload!"
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"What part of "I am broke" don't you guys understand?"
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"I tried to hang myself. No more bailouts!"
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"I'm gonna start a new business."
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"I created an empire before, and I can do it again."
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"What are you talking about? What value are you to me?"
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"Okay, that's good. Are you willing to destroy your credit?"
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"What are you doing with it? I am taking it to the furnace."
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"How is burning trash green?"
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"Lastly, before I open the bar in the morning,"
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"Goddamn it. Come outside."
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"No. We're gonna call a trash man, an electrician, and a plumber..."
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"Are you kidding me? This is what I was talking about."
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"We are gonna have a shantytown here in no time."
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"Feast your eyes on the new headquarters of Reynolds and Reynolds."
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"Frank and I are starting a business."
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"I'm sorry, Charlie. What do you mean, you're sorry?"
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"Where am I gonna live? On the streets? It's a recession."
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"We're not in the business of giving out handouts, Charlie. We're not the government."
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"Frankly, I'm a little embarrassed that you would ask. Yeah, it's a little gauche."
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"You don't have to lock the door."
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"You don't have to lock the door. You don't have to add insult to injury. I'm gonna be fine."
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"There's a little bit of a look of judgment on your face. Just go grab them and..."
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"I like her. Yeah, she's a cutie. All right, listen, Mac."
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"Lay it on me, bro. Take a look around you right now."
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"I don't know. Video games? Video games are definitely a big part of it."
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"Yes. Now, does your Dave & Buster's card work at any other similar establishments?"
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"Mine does not, and believe me, I've tried at several locations. No, it doesn't."
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"And try the card at the Friday's out in the northeast..."
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"I don't understand why you can't grasp that point."
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"And then once they're in, they have to use real dollars to buy Paddy's Dollars."
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"That's exactly right, and that stimulates our own internal economy."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah! No, we won't. You can though."
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"Hey, Charlie. Times are tough."
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"I needed to get more money in in order to make the house payments."
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"You own this house. You've owned it for years. Mom, that's crazy."
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"doing crazy, fun things."
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"I am well aware of what wrestling is."
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"Just grab any knife?"
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"Just the sharpest one in the kitchen."
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"All right, now when I cut through the shoe and make the sale,"
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"And? Then I drop a little wine on the carpet,"
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"grab the wet vac, and then call it a deal, whatever. Zing-o."
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"Oh. Oh. All right. Mmm."
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"Well, if that's the best you have..."
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"Watch the way your knife cuts."
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"Mmm. Oh, it's just flopping around. Oh, shoot. I-It, you know, doesn't..."
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"With a nice, razor-sharp edge."
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"- It's a deep cut! - I'll get you a towel! I'll get you a towel!"
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"Okay. All right. I'll just get my bag. Okay."
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"Shit!"
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"Oh, goddamn it. Look."
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"Yeah! So why don't we take these Paddy's Dollars..."
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"That you blew all of my money on a very stupid idea? No!"
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"Listen, this business partner of mine called. He's got a great plan."
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"This is the man? Yes."
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"Yeah. Well, what do you want? We're good in tight spots."
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"There we go. Look at that."
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"- Feast your eyes. - Here we go!"
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"- We're crab people now. - Crab people."
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"We'll eat off the fat of the sea."
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"Help me toss some of these babies back, 'cause legally we're not allowed to eat those."
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"Enjoy it! All right. Enjoy yourselves."
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"Boom! Okay."
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"You're damn right. Thus creating the self-sustaining economy we've been looking for."
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"That's right. How much fresh cash did we make?"
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"Right. That is assuming, of course, that they will come back here and drink."
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"Well, no, if we just redistribute these, then people will continue to drink for free."
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"Shit, dude! I've been following your lead! Oh, Jesus."
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"There's still something we can do. That's still a business somehow."
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"Oh!"
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"Crab meat! Crab meat! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"
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"- Crab meat! - Crab meat!"
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"Uh- What?"
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"Well, this is an interesting development."
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"This is not good. You think maybe he's just vacationing?"
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"Yeah. This guy's planted himself here."
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"And I tell you what, once all the other R. V. Folks see what this R.V. guy is doing,"
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"We're gonna be staring down the barrel of a shantytown situation."
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"Oh, my God. Who just takes their vehicle and parks in someone's, you know, street..."
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"and says, "This is my street. I'm gonna live here now 'cause I'm poor"?"
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"These people have no idea how to live without money."
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"They're what's called "new poor." We're old poor."
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"Yeah, they could stand to learn a lesson or two from us,"
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"Let's do it. Right. Let's slash his tires."
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"Well, not that though, because then he can't leave. That doesn't make any sense."
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"Well, you start putting plans under microscopes, nothing's gonna make sense, all right?"
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"Dee! Sharpest item in the bar! I need it now! Let's go!"
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"Oh, Frank's trying to kill himself."
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"Is he all right? Frank, are you all right?"
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"Don't try to stop me. Oh, my God."
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"- Oh, so he's alive. - I lost all my money in a Ponzi scheme, Charlie. I'm broke!"
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"I feel like he's just gonna swing and dangle around for a really long time."
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"That's what it is! Let's cut him down."
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"Frank, it's not gonna work for you. Your neck's too thick, buddy."
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"Shit."
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"This is terrible."
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"If you're looking for a better steak in an arcade setting, you are shit out of luck."
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"You two have no idea how serious this is. I can't bail you out anymore!"
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"Maybe we should take this time to streamline Paddy's,"
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"make it run as efficiently as the government."
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"Mmm! Yeah. Cut out the steak dinners."
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"We're not cutting out the steak dinners, so just hold your horses on that one."
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"If anything, we should be talking about bonuses. Let's talk bonuses. Good idea."
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