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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - And One to Grow On (S05E05)

"After that, we don't have another opening for... two months."
Modern Family (2009)
"No. No, it has to be on our anniversary."
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"Wait, did Tracy McCoy book this room?"
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"Tracy McCoy's a student of mine. Okay. I may have a plan."
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"I am not having a wedding/ Hunger Games themed sweet 16 par-"
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"Oh, you're tapping your fingers. You really do have a plan."
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"Well, somebody smells good."
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"- What perfume is that? - Every perfume!"
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"Twenty of the sweatiest, geekiest girls God ever fouled this planet with..."
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"and just me dancing with all of them."
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"- Wow, Charleston on the first day? - Last day!"
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"Just because you're a dancer doesn't mean I have to be one too, cha-cha-cha."
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"I'm never gonna fall for one of your lies again."
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"Just take me to autopsy camp."
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"Oh, shoot. Am I gonna get a ticket?"
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"If there's any justice, it'll be a big one, two, three and four."
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"Damn it!"
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"- License and registration, please. - Absolutely. There you are."
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"You know one of your taillights is out?"
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"No, I did not. What a ding-dong."
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"- Wait right here. - Will do. We'll be right here."
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"This is what you get for lying to me."
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"What choice did I have? You used to be up for anything."
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"Now, no matter what I suggest, it's no, no, no."
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"It's called growing up and having your own interests..."
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"Wow. Using my own movie against me."
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"- Let's hear it for the boy. - Please step out of the car."
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"- Oh, I believe you about the taillight. - Out of the car!"
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"- Okay. - I'm sorry, but I have to place you under arrest."
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"Wait, what?"
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"A car registered to you has accumulated 18 unpaid parking violations..."
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"all on Campus Drive."
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"Oh, my God. Those are my daughter's tickets."
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"He's got an answer for everything."
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"I got to take you down to the station house. You can ride up front with me."
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"- Seriously, can't I just pay you for them now? - At the station house, sir."
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"Can we at least not drive by Middle Earth Comics and Trampoline World?"
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"People look up to me in this town!"
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"No, honey, Luke's fine."
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"And they won't take a credit card?"
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"No, it's 1 ,600, cash only."
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"But, honey, it's Sunday. I can only get a few hundred bucks from the A.T.M."
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"- Sir, your time's up. - Honey, just use the emergency cash."
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"- Ticktock. - B-but, Phil-"
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"- Got to go! - No, honey- I forgot the hiding place! Phil?"
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"Phil has $1 ,000 hidden in the house..."
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"and he's made up a crazy mnemonic device to remember the location..."
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"which he changes every month to stay ahead of the bad guys."
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"What bad guys?"
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""Loot" rhymes with "coot," which takes us to..."
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"this picture of your grandfather."
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"- "Moola" sounds like "coola." - Not a word."
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"Money is in the air-conditioning vent."
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"This will all be over soon, buddy. Just give me one last smile."
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"You too."
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"Mom's already on her way with the money. Don't worry."
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"Oh, my God! I don't want to go in there."
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"- You're going in here. - I don't want to go in here!"
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"Okay. This is where Sophie works."
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"- She's the one in the hat. - Copy that."
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"Tracy works upstairs. We'll meet in the food court in 30 minutes."
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"- Sound like a plan? - A plan."
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"- Not sure if it's a finger-drumming plan. - Get in there."
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"Two of my students, Tracy and Sophie, B.F.F.'s..."
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"were planning on having a joint sweet 16 together-"
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"until they got in a fight over a boy, Rodney."
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"Now Tracy is planning on having her own party at the Carriage House."
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"Our venue, our date. So, our solution-"
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"Talk to them, patch things up..."
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"so that they have their party together again at the original location."
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"Friends fighting over a boy- something we know a thing or two about."
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"Of course, usually it's gay men, not teenage girls..."
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"so we will have to adjust our approach just a- Not at all."
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"I don't know."
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"Mmm, yeah, uh, Sophie."
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"Um, I'm looking for something for my niece."
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"She's been really bummed out lately. Fight with her best friend."
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"- So I'm just- I'm trying to cheer her up. - That's so nice."
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"Yeah. She's always saying to me, "Uncle Mitch, you're so cool. You're so rad."
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"I'm so glad I talk to you about my problems.""
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"You know, I just- I really get kids that age."
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"You know, she's- She's almost 16."
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"I'm almost 16."
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"Crazy."
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"Tracy? Tracy McCoy?"
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"Mr. Tucker, hi."
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"I didn't know you were old enough to have a job."
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"I didn't have a job until I was 16."
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"- Well, I'm almost 16, so- - Crazy!"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, my gosh, I remember back then."
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"My friends and I had so much fun."
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"Well, when we weren't arguing about silly things like parties and-"
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"Okay, that's a lot of mirror-looking, and that's me saying that."
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"Good, good."
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"They're worn out."
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"- Hey, Mom. - Haley, listen to me."
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"You did not pay a bunch of parking tickets, and now your father is in jail."
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"And I have to go bail him out, just as soon as I can get my hands..."
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"on a giant pile of cash."
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"Cash- Ash! Oh!"
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh! That was furry."
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"You are in so much trouble."
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"Oh, don't you think I know that? What am I gonna do?"
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"You're going to get what you deserve."
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"A parking violation is second only to a moving violation..."
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"which is grounds for the loss of a driving privilege."
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"Privilege, not a right."
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"- What? - Where do you think she's calling me from?"
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"The Closet and Blinds Union?"
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"Why would closet workers and blind people even have a union together? Think!"
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"Excuse me, waiter."
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"Could you please tell me about the surf and turf?"
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"Mr. Lobster says, "it's terrible!" While Mr. Cow goes-"
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""Yeah, I think you should probably just have the pasta.""
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"Dada."
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"No, no, no, little man."
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"That's your dada right there with the drinky."
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"- Over-explaining. - Don't feel bad. He's just making sounds."
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"He may not even know what the "D" word means."
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