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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - And One to Grow On (S05E05)

"My test is coming up, and I really need to practice."
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"but I've got a big Closets and Blinds Union meeting today."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"♪ Hey,♪♪"
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"They used to call me King of the Dips!"
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"Ever since I was a little boy, I have dreamed-"
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"March 28. That's the anniversary of our first date."
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"I think you'll find our prices are competitive."
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"- We love it! - Sorry."
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"During the Charleston, my hair got caught in one of their headgear."
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"like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose."
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"- Mm-mmm. - Uh, may I help you?"
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"Nice cruising speed."
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"Can we put the brakes on the sarcasm?"
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"Oh, my God, shut up. This is why Mom pays me to drive with you."
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"- Was she? - Yeah."
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"No! Are you kidding me?"
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"or do you need a little more time to think about it?"
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"Good one."
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"but she's losing her little girl."
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"Should I tell him, Dad?"
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"Did she learn that from us?"
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"- This is it, Manny! - Go get her, buddy!"
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"- Hey, honey. - You're just in time for breakfast."
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"We should probably go light on the food."
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"Something tells me we're not gonna want to do this on a full stomach."
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"I can't believe there's such a thing as autopsy camp."
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"There is no such thing as autopsy camp."
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"I had to trick Luke 'cause I'm actually taking him to a ballroom dance class."
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"He's been resisting, but it's in his blood."
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"I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys- a kick line, actually."
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"Come on. We don't want to be late..."
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"like the guy we're gonna see on the table- Am I right?"
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"- Of corpse you are. - Mom, can you take me driving?"
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"Oh, honey, I would..."
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"There is no Closets and Blinds Union."
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"Driving with Alex is torture."
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"She drives so slowly, I have to be the only parent..."
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"who slams on the imaginary gas."
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"Hey, I'm not doing anything. I guess I could take her."
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"Great! I'll go check the tire pressure and the fluid levels."
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"Fun! Can't wait. Be out in a sec."
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"Okay, my rate just went up."
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"All right, but this buys your time and your silence."
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"Alex can never know how much I hate driving with her."
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"Mmm, she's in a hurry today."
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"Oh, that's just step one of her nine-point safety test."
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"Step two is checking the horn to make sure checking the horn didn't break the horn."
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"She should never drive."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"Forget it. You tricked me."
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"I'm sorry, buddy, but no son of mine's going to high school..."
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"without at least knowing how to do a proper box step."
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"Trust me. Dancers always get the girls."
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"Remember the great Kevin Bacon from Footloose?"
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"- More like Foot Loser. - Careful!"
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"All right. No more talking."
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"- We're doing this. - Ugh!"
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"You'll thank me someday. it gets better when you find your signature move."
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"Why can't we just repurpose some of the stuff from Manny's party last night?"
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"We got half a cake left. The balloons are fine."
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"It's bad enough that both my sons have to share the same birthday."
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"At least they deserve their own party."
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"You think Joe's gonna mind day-old cake?"
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"He can't even eat it. He's got three teeth."
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"I'll remember that in 20 years when you want cake."
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"He doesn't even know the party's for him."
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"He understands more than you think. Right, Andy?"
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"Who, F-Joe here?"
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"He is smart as a whip."
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"When we play peek-a-boo, half the time he's ahead of me."
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"Not exactly Clash of the Titans."
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"Manny, whose coat is that?"
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"Amy Martin left it here last night after my party."
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"I was getting some pretty strong signals from her."
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"I think she did it on purpose so she'd have an excuse to come back."
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"Or because she couldn't get out fast enough."
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"If she was a cartoon, she'd have left her skin here."
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"What does that mean?"
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"That Amy is out of his league."
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"He always does this and ends up getting hurt."
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"You need to talk to him."
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"- And say what? - Tell him to go for girls he stands a chance with."
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"I overheard him talking to Reuben."
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"There's some girl that really likes him, but of course Manny's not interested in her."
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"He's got to go for the head cheerleader."
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"- How do you know that Amy's the head- - I overheard that too."
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"For someone whose favorite words at the movies are "What did he say?"..."
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"you overhear pretty good."
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"Yes, Lily, I-I pinky-promise that we'll be home in time for baby Joe's party."
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"Mm-hmm. I am. I'm touching it to the phone."
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"Yeah, and butterfly kisses. Okay. Okay."
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"Little girls- so excitable."
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"I was wishing they had a gazebo, and then they did!"
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"dreamed of getting married in a place exactly like this."
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"So, what date were you looking at?"
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"Oh, wait- Um, I'm sorry. Is this price per person?"
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"Yes, excluding alcohol, cake and music."
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"What's that? The Mennonite package?"
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"- Mmm. - Well, I'm ready to commit."
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"Cam, Cam."
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"I'm sorry. Can-Can we have a moment, please?"
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"Okay. Well, let's hope he's not having any last-minute jitters."
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"You're not having last-minute jitters, are you?"
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"No. No, but it's a really large deposit..."
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"and I want to make sure we're absolutely certain about this place."
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"Well, I'm certain, and we've looked at every possible venue."
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"And Pepper was, by far, the least snarky about this one."
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"That's true. He doesn't throw the word "adequate" around lightly."
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"- Okay, okay. it's this place. - Okay."
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"Stop being so excited. We might be able to get the price down a little bit."
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"Okay. Okay. Poker face, poker face."
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"- Now work on your poker voice. - Poker voice."
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"So, we do like it. We're just not sure that we love it."
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"Yeah, we're not sure we love it."
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"That's a relief. Because someone just called. The room is booked."
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"- What? - What? No, no, no!"
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"Wait. Are you playing hardball? Because we're playing hardball!"
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"A young lady planning a sweet 16 just booked your date."
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