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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - And One to Grow On (S05E05)

"I'm fine. He's one. I've watched him pee into his own face and smile."
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"Hola, mi amor. I wanted to talk to you."
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"Uh, what are you doing?"
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"I decided to top Amy's little "forgotten coat" trick..."
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"with a romantic gesture of my own."
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"- You see- - Yes, about Amy-"
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"I know that I don't know her, but she seems like some of those girls that you have liked..."
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"but they haven't always-"
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"You may not know her, but I do."
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"I went on her Facebook page..."
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"and I put one of her favorite things in each of the pockets of her coat."
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"- So when she reaches inside- - She'll find a small box of Dutch chocolates."
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"- Sweet, but- - Raspberry Rhapsody lip gloss, anyone?"
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"My favorite, but I still wonder-"
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"Hello, Heavenly Soak bath salts."
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"- What next will she find? - Only a lily of the valley scented candle."
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"I love it!"
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"Ay. I wish she had more pockets!"
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"Damn it."
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""Wampum," "pom-pom"- Cheerleading costume."
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"Come on. Oh, my God, really?"
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""Bank," "sank"- novelization of the movie Titanic"
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"Then why do we keep that thing?"
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"Oh, Phil, of course!"
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"Of course, because "dough" rhymes with-"
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"I don't care. I don't care."
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"Hi, buddy."
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"Hmm? Ah."
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"Who am I?"
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"Who am I?"
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"Come on."
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"He's your dad."
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"That's right. He's your dad."
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"Hi, Dad. Hi, Dad."
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"You can do it. Come on. Say "Dad.""
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"Come on."
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"Come on!"
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"Andy!"
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"Hey. How'd it go with Sophie?"
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"I did my best, but I don't think she's ready to forgive."
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"- Oh, damn it. - I know."
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"- We're screwed. - Yeah, thanks a lot, Sophie."
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"Well, Tracy really was out of line."
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"- Or was Sophie, per usual, being a big drama queen? - Drama queen?"
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"No, Tracy was spreading rumors that Sophie's boyfriend was still into Maya."
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"They weren't rumors. She heard it directly from someone..."
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"who saw Maya and Rodney holding hands at the pier."
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"Cam, who? Dana!"
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"Yeah, like she could be trusted."
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"This is Aidan all over again."
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"Mitchell, it's from Tracy."
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""Mr. Tucker, thank you. Talked to Sophie. Party's back on.""
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"- Are you kidding me? - Oh, my gosh."
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"- You're an evil genius! - You are!"
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"You know what? I give Tracy a lot of credit for admitting she was wrong. I do."
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"Yeah, even though it was Sophie's fault."
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"- No! - Hmm?"
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"- What? - They're still using our venue."
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"This is so frustrating."
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"Really? Are you sure that's how you feel..."
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"Sounds like you're trying to make a point there."
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"Wow, I'm surprised you picked up on that so quick."
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"Yeah, you're definitely dancing around something. I feel like it's speed-related."
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"Yeah, we lost the Carriage House..."
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"because you, true to form, couldn't make a timely decision."
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"We were out of the room for two sec-"
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"What is this "true to form" business?"
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"- 28 Richdale Road. - Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?"
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"You hemmed and hawed over our dream house..."
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"and now somebody else is eating breakfast in our nook."
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"I needed the weekend. I never saw myself in a ranch."
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"And what about Las Vegas, when you couldn't quite commit to the show?"
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"- No, no, don't. - No, no. No, it's fine."
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"We'll see 'em next time, just as soon as that tiger un-eats Roy."
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"- I love the sign. - I'm not sure."
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"First, I thought just a little accent of color was all it needed..."
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"but now I'm thinking balloons."
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"Jay, what do you like better? The accent or the balloons?"
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"Can I just say I want this type of playful banter in my relationship."
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"Long as you say it someplace else."
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"What are you doing? They're gonna be here any moment."
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"I've been combing through Manny's yearbook."
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"I found a few girls he might have a shot with."
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"Happen to know what Lisa Nagel's like from the neck down?"
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"- I didn't tell him what you told me to say. - What? Why?"
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"Because he told me what he's going to do when Amy comes here, and it's beautiful."
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"I think he has a better chance than you think."
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"He knows how to talk to girls."
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"He knows how to talk to a girl- you."
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"I hope you have a recent picture of his heart."
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"You're gonna need it, putting the pieces back together."
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"I'll get it!"
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"- Hey, Mandrake. - Oh."
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"Ay. Phil. I heard about jail. How are you doing?"
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"It was rough."
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"Stayed in that cold cell a lot longer than I needed to, thanks to my lovely-"
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"- Your system is ridiculous, Phil. - Quite simple, actually!"
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""Cheddah" rhymes with "heada." Where do you rest your heada? On your pilla!"
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"- Mmm! - Help me out, buddy."
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"- I have no buddy. - But- Luke?"
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"I'll get it!"
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"- Oh. - Would you please just let it go?"
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"I did let it go immediately. You're the one who hesitated, like you do with everything."
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"- Ah. - The whole way here."
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"Dad, before you get mad, I'm-"
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"Oh, we passed "before I get mad" hours ago when I was sitting in solitary for your crime."
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"It was only solitary because no one else was in there."
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"You paid Haley to take me driving?"
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"- Uh- - That's right. Haley told me everything."
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"You made up a fake union just so you wouldn't have to be with me?"
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"Alex, I am so sorry. Haley, I trusted you."
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"Good luck trusting anyone in this family, especially Dad."
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"Usually when I drag you kicking and screaming to something, you thank me afterwards."
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"This time, I was wrong."
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"- What did he do? - He lied me into a dance class."
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"Luke, I am so sorry."
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"- Haley, you are in so much trouble! - So much trouble."
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"Stop trying to make this her fault."
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"What kind of parents lie to their kids?"
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"- What kind of lesson is that to teach all of us? - Yeah, seriously, sometimes-"
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