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Clips from Taxi - Louie Sees the Light (S01E01)

"Take care of yourself."
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"And I hope the world is kind to you."
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"Thanks, Lou."
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"And, and listen,"
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"if I don't make it, don't tell Ma that I died."
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"Tell her that I'm on a mission for the government."
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"She's a little funny in the head."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony."
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"I thought Louie was coming back today."
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"Yeah, he is. He should be in any minute."
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"I am so proud of Louie."
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"I can't believe how he bounced back"
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"ALEX: Yeah. from that operation so fast."
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"Isn't it great that it was only gallstones?"
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"How many gallstones did they have to remove?"
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"Just one."
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"Aw, man, that's good."
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"As long as you still got one, he could still have kids."
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"You know, I-I still can't get over that story Alex told us"
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"about Louie's deal with God."
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"Hey, do you think he's gonna keep it?"
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"Well, I think he's gonna try."
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"Yeah, for about ten minutes."
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"No, no, no, I mean it, Bobby."
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"Make that five minutes."
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"Yeah, well, I think he's gonna make it."
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"Yeah?"
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"I got $50 that says he can't make it through one day"
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"without yelling, screaming"
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"and generally abusing at least one person in this garage."
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"Wait a minute, Bob, are you really serious?"
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"I mean, you're gonna make a bet about a man"
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"keeping his faithful oath with his God?"
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"I'll give you two to one."
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"You're on."
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"All right."
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"Hey! Hey, Louie!Hey!"
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"ALL: Hey!"
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"Wow, you look terrific, you know?"
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"( others oohing and ahhing )"
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"Well, it's great to be back."
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"How do you feel?"
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"Oh, oh, I feel great."
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"I feel terrific."
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"How's everybody been?"
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"Oh, everybody's fine. Everybody's fine."
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"Yeah.Rock 'n' roll."
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"John, how are the bookings?"
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"Oh, not so good, I'm afraid."
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"Last night I had my worst night ever."
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's only money."
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"They're fine."
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"Why don't you bring them down"
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"to the garage someday for a visit?"
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"I'd love to see them."
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"After all,"
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"a man is never taller"
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"than when he stoops to help a child."
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"And nobody can stoop lower"
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"than you, De Palma."
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"Thank you, my friend."
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"Latka."
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"Latka, Latka, Latka."
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"Hi."
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"Always working,"
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"Yeah. never resting."
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"Come... let's have a cup of coffee."
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"Okay."
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"My treat."
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"Okay."
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"( speaking native language )"
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"So, tell me, Latka,"
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"what's been new in your life?"
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"Oh, what's new?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, uh, this morning"
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"I heard a very good joke"
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"from my cousin Baji."
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"Oh, from Baji!"
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"Oh, let's hear it."
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"I love a good joke."
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"Okay."
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"Eh..."
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"( speaking native language )"
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"( speaking in gruff voice )"
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"( continues speaking native language animatedly )"
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"( continues speaking native language )"
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"( laughing )"
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"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"
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"Ah! Ah!"
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"Yeah? Yeah, yeah?"
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"( still speaking native language )"
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"( laughing )"
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"( repeating punch line in Latka's language )"
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"( repeating punch line )"
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"( guffawing )"
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"Hey, Louie?"
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"What's so funny?"
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"( repeating punch line )"
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"Oh?"
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"Would you like to pay up right now, Bob?"
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"Hey, it's just the beginning of the day."
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"Give him time, Alex."
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"He'll revert to form."
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"No way, Bob, believe me."
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"Just watch."
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"Come to turn in your bookings, Bob?"
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"Uh, uh, actually, I don't, I don't have any bookings."
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"Uh, you see..."
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"When I left the garage this morning..."
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"Yes?"
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"Yes?"
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"Well, in fact, it wasn't all that little."
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"Uh, I... I had this really big..."
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"Yes?"
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"In fact, "big" isn't even the right word."
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"I-I have to say "total." I..."
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"What-what is it you're trying to tell me, Bob?"
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