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Clips from Taxi - Louie Sees the Light (S01E01)

"All right? Now, you listen to me."
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"You see how well they know"
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"Where's the rest?"
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"if you had another bad night..."
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"they're cutting me up and going inside."
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"She'll believe you."
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"How are your kids?"
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"Two lumps?"
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"( speaking in falsetto )"
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"What's the matter, you heard it already?"
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"Well, I had, I had a little, uh..."
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"I mean-- but you did."
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"for one whole day."
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"Ye-Yeah, I-I guess so."
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"I broke a promise, Alex."
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"then He must have had a reason."
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"Yeah."
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"And you really think"
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"( theme music playing )"
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"What?"
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"Mr. De Palma, my name's Goodwin."
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"I'm starting today."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Okay, Mr. Goodwin,"
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"let me give you a couple of tips here."
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"You'll get cab 607 when it's ready."
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"We can get along very nicely"
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"if you remember these three things."
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"One: Keep your bookings high."
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"Two: Call me at least 24 hours ahead of time"
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"if you're going to miss work"
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"and three, and most importantly:"
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"There is a certain word that I never want to hear around here."
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"What word is that, Mr. De Palma?"
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"This is a certain word that I hate"
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"more than any word in the entire English language"
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"and it is a word"
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"that I never want to hear around here."
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"What's the word I never want to hear around here?"
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"I don't want to hear that word?"
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"The word is "accident.""
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"You got that?"
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"Got it."
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"Now, you can do whatever you want."
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"You want to peddle dope, you want to be a white slaver--"
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"anything you want, that's your business."
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"If you ever come up to me and say to me"
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"that you had a you-know-what in one of my cabs,"
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"I'm going to rip your head off and use it as a radiator cap."
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"You got that?"
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"I understand."
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"Nice to have you aboard."
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"Okay."
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"Hi, everybody."
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"ELAINE:TONY: Hi, John.Hey, John."
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"How you doing, man? Fine."
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"Hi, Louie."
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"Burns..."
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"Uh, that's all there is, Louie."
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"You drove around for ten hours"
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"and that's all you got to show for it?"
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"What do you do, put a quarantine sign in the window?"
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"I'm... I'm sorry, uh..."
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"I'll try harder next time, okay?"
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"You know something, Burns?"
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"You are, without a doubt, the worst cabby I ever had."
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"One more night-- just one more time--"
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"you come dragging in here"
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"with that Howdy Doody face of yours"
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"and change for a quarter in your booking envelope"
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"and I'm telling you, so help me..."
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"What?Ow!"
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"ELAINE: Louie, what's wrong?"
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"ALEX: Get him a glass of water."
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"Hey, you want to sit down?"
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"It's okay, it's okay."
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"It's that heartburn again."
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"BOB: You sure it's only heartburn, Louie?"
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"Ow! Whatever it is, I don't like it."
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"Hey, you want to go upstairs and lie down?"
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"( exhales sharply )"
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"No, I'm all right. It's going away."
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"Have you been getting these pains a lot?"
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"Yeah, for about a month now."
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"Hey, Louie, don't you think you ought to see a doctor?"
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"What, see a doctor for a simple..."
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"gut-wrenching pain?"
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"Yeah. Maybe I'd better, I'd better go see one now."
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"ALEX: Yeah, I think you should."
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"Here, let me help you."
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"That's okay, you guys."
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"I can take care of him."
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"I'll get your coat, Louie."
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"I hope you feel better, Louie."
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"Take it easy."
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"Thanks."
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"Here you go, Louie."
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"Thanks, Burns."
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"Sure you're okay?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay."
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"Hey, you want me to drive you?"
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"No, no, no. Listen, Burns."
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"Huh? Thanks for your concern."
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"Oh, that's all right."
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"And, you know, about what I was saying before,"
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"you know, about your bookings"
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"and about how I was going to fire you"
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"Yeah, Louie."
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"Don't forget it."
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"( sighing )"
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"I really appreciate you guys coming in to visit me."
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"Aw, how could we not come"
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"after you sent us that cute little note?"
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""Please come and see me before I die.""
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"Louie, Louie, Louie, look, it's just an exploratory operation."
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"I mean, they just want to take a look and see if everything's okay."
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"Call it whatever you want,"
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"Once they're in there, who knows what's gonna happen?"
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"Louie, I can understand what you're worried about,"
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"but the way the doctor explained it to us,"
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