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Clips from Taxi - Louie Sees the Light (S01E01)

"it's just routine, that's all."
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"Maybe for them it is, but not for me."
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"I'm scared-- I never been in a hospital before."
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"Sure you have."
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"You were born, weren't you?"
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"As a matter of fact,"
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"I was delivered on a kitchen table by a midwife."
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"It was the only room that had any heat."
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"JOHN: Wow, a kitchen table!"
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"Well, half the kitchen table."
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"Dad was eating dinner on the other half."
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"TONY: Hey, Louie."
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"How come your mother's not here?"
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"I didn't want to worry her, so I didn't tell her about it."
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"She thinks I'm out of town, seeing you fight."
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"No kidding."
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"Who'd I fight?"
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"Some kid from Mexico."
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"How'd I do?"
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"He knocks you out"
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"in the second round."
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"Yeah, them Mexican guys are tough."
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"Anybody want some chocolates?"
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"No, no, thanks.No."
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"Oh, no, thanks, I don't eat sugar."
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"I try to eat only natural things."
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"How'd you like a sack of dirt?"
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"Louie, did you say chocolate candy?"
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"Yeah, have one."
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"Thank you very much."
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"I said, "Have one.""
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"Oh, you said, "Have one"?"
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"I thought you said, "Leave one.""
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"I'm afraid you'll all have to leave now."
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"Oh, hey, listen, Louie, take it easy now."
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"Everything's gonna be fine."
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"Louie, if you don't make it back"
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"to the garage, we'll understand."
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"Bye."
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"Hey, Lou, I hope you feel better."
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"See you in a day or two, all right?"
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"Thanks."
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"Good-bye, Louie."
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"( mutters )"
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"Alex? Yeah."
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"Can I speak to you for a second, please?"
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"Well, the nurse did ask us to leave, Louie."
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"I know, but this is something really important."
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"It won't take long."
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"Okay."
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"I just want to talk to you about life and death and God."
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"Good, then I won't have to sit down."
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"Yeah?"
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"Alex..."
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"Yeah."
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"Now that the others are gone,"
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"I got to be honest with you."
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"I'm not just scared, I'm terrified."
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"Louie, Louie, Louie, now look,"
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"you got to try to relax. You understand?"
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"How can I relax?"
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"This could be the end for me."
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"Tell me something, Alex."
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"Are you... are you a religious man?"
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"Yeah, in a way I am, yeah."
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"Good."
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"Then you'll understand what I'm about to do."
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"God..."
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"It's Louie..."
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"Louie De Palma."
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"I know it's been a long time since you heard from me."
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"I'm kind of out of practice at praying,"
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"but I just thought I... I felt like I had to talk to you now."
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"By the way, this is Alex Rieger."
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"He's a friend of mine."
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"Say hello to God, Alex."
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"No, Louie, listen, I don't think, I..."
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"Say hello."
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"He hasn't got all day."
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"Hello, there."
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"Listen, I-I just wanted"
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"Alex here as a witness to what I'm about to say."
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"Look, God..."
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"I know I ain't been no saint"
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"and I've done some pretty rotten things in my life."
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"Alex can back me up on that."
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"Tell him, Alex."
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"Huh? Oh, Louie,"
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"I don't think I... Go on, tell him the truth."
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"Well, um... he's not your best work."
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"Thanks."
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"Look, God, I want to make a deal with you."
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"If you can arrange it so that I live through this operation,"
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"I'll be the best person I can be..."
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"A whole new Louie De Palma--"
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"kind..."
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"generous..."
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"honest."
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"What do you say, God?"
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"Is it a deal?"
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"Look... I tell you what."
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"You send me a sign."
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"Let me see..."
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"I got it."
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"Unless a bolt of lightning shoots through that window"
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"in the next five seconds,"
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"I'll consider it a deal."
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"Well, I guess you got yourself a deal, huh?"
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"Yeah, and I'm going to stick by it."
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"Time to go, Mr. De Palma."
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"Oh, hey, listen, Louie, just take it easy now."
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"Everything is gonna be all right."
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"Don't worry about a thing. You..."
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"I hope so. I hope so."
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"Alex. What?"
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"Listen."
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"Whatever happens, Yeah."
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"I want you to know that you've been a good friend."
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"ALEX: Yeah, okay, Louie. Come on..."
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"I mean it."
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