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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Strangers on a Treadmill (S02E02)

"Oh, my gosh, that is so freakin' funny."
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"Dad just wrote another classic one."
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"I don't know about classic, but... here we go."
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"The Southern California Annual Realtor's Banquet."
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"With my mouth..."
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"That's what you tell yourself so you can stay above them."
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"but the truth is, I'm close with these people."
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"It's-it's great."
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"# Hey ##."
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"And I'm the last person who could say anything because he..."
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"You know the movie Strangers on a Train?"
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"But it's these guys who both discover that they want someone out of their lives."
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"All right, so I would tell Cam to lose the bike shorts?"
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"If it was easy, everyone would be popular."
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"Hey. I just wanted to drop off these old baby clothes for Lily."
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"So have you given any thought to what you might say?"
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"And you know, I'm the exact same way about my clothes."
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"I just got it."
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"Listen, I need a favor."
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"So you go around, introduce yourself, and I'll hear the names."
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"She's gonna tell me how to dress?"
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"You told Phil he was hysterical."
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"Okay, Claire, I couldn't do it."
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"There are challenging moments in every marriage."
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"Um, having to tell your husband that he's not funny..."
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"Sometimes you can be insensitive about everything."
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"Wait!"
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"I love that when you drink cappuccino you get foam in it..."
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"So, just calm down."
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"Make the introductions from your heart and get out."
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"Go. Go."
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"But Phil Dunphy is no straight guy."
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"How are you, Francine?"
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"- We have to talk. - Un memento."
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"And "these people," as you call them, are not just employees."
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"That's a beautiful, beautiful thing."
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"Slow down there, muchacho."
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"You're applauding this?"
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"I don't care what kind of tradition this is."
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"All right."
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"Pretty good? You could be, like, in Vegas."
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"Oh, yeah, I know her. Let's hear it."
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"- I know, right? - What?"
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"- Oh. - Tell her."
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""If you're looking for a two-story house, I'm your man."
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"I'll tell you one story before you buy it..."
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"No, you didn't."
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"Tonight is the SCARB."
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"- I think they know what it is. - Mm-hmm."
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"It's the mother of all residential real estate banquets."
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"Now, for the last five years Gil Thorpe has hosted..."
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"but, as luck would have it..."
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"he's having a sketchy-looking polyp removed..."
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"so they've asked me to fill in."
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"- See what I did? - Oh, yeah."
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"- Fill. You think I should open with that? - L... You betcha. You should."
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"Phil is gonna bomb."
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"It's not that he's not fun."
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"He is so fun. He's just not funny."
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"It's probably my fault, because I laugh at all of his jokes."
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"not with my eyes."
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""I see the great Realtor Margaret Wilson is here..."
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"looking more curvaceous than ever."
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"Talk about your balloon payments.""
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"Gloria, do we have to keep this Colombia-Brazil soccer game?"
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"Yes. I haven't seen it yet."
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"It's been sitting in there for five months."
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"- I mean, I can tell you who wins."
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"What about this two-hour Antiques Roadshow?"
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"I'll watch it today."
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"Fine. I'm gonna play some golf."
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"I honestly didn't get any of that."
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"Mirabel? She works for you?"
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"Okay."
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"her 15th birthday."
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"She invited us."
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"I get this all the time."
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"I throw it on my secretary's desk, and she sends them an Omaha Steak."
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"- Ay, Jay. - What?"
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"The moment the father dances with his little princess."
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"Ay. I remember my own father holding my hand."
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"There wasn't a dry eye in the cartel."
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"But these people don't want me there."
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"See, they're just being polite. I'm the boss."
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"You just throw them an Obama Steak and run to the golf course."
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"I'm not trying to stay above them."
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"I just don't think I have to go all arriba, arriba with them."
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"- 'Cause you're better than them? - No. Of course not."
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"I mean, I'm better than some of them."
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"Do you even know these people, Jay? Hmm?"
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"Or they're just the backs you step on?"
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"I know you like to make me out as an elitist..."
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"Then prove it. Let's go to the party."
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"Fine. One hour. You drive."
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"'Cause I don't wanna give my valet ticket to the wrong guy, have you all over me."
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"Ay, Jay."
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"Where do you keep popping out from?"
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"So Cam has started working out again, which is..."
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"He's feeling good about himself..."
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"and I want him to be healthy, so it is all good."
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"- Except for one thing. - Knock, knock."
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"Look who's there."
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"Maybe there's a person in this world who looks good in bike shorts..."
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"but my boyfriend is not that person."
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"And I can't tell him because he gets incredibly sensitive..."
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"about even the tiniest comment concerning his physique."
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"Hey, I think I'm gonna take this spin class tomorrow morning."
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"Oh, I get it. Message received."
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"I didn't say anything!"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"Okay, can't you just run like a normal person?"
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"- What? It's troga. - It's what?"
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"- You never heard of troga? - I hate it when you do that."
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"- What? - "You never heard of troga?""
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""You never tried octopus?""
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""You've never done this amazing thing I just discovered yesterday..."
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"but I pretend like I've done my whole life?""
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"So troga is treadmill yoga."
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"It's de rigueur."
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