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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Strangers on a Treadmill (S02E02)

"I'm sorry."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil is hosting that thing tonight, and he's been writing jokes."
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"- Ooh, yikes. - I know."
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"And I'm worried he's gonna humiliate himself in front of all those important people."
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"- I can't say anything because... - No. No."
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"I get it. I get it."
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"- Because it would hurt him even more coming from you. - Yeah."
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"I'm kinda going through something similar with Cam right now."
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"- Why? - He's started exercising again."
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"- That's good for him. - Yeah. He's wearing bike shorts."
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"That's bad for you."
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"- No. - Okay, wait. No, no, all right..."
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"- I never saw it. - You've never seen Strangers on a..."
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"I'm sorry. Great film."
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"- Uh-huh. - So one of the guys proposes the perfect crime."
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"They will do each ether's murders."
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"We should do that."
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"Keeping me out of it."
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"And I tell Phil to lose the jokes."
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"I like it. I'm in."
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"- All right. - I am in."
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"Hey, Mackenzie, s'up? It's Alex."
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"Hey, so, I was thinking later we..."
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"Oh, no. Whatever you want."
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"Call me later, or I'll call you later or..."
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"So who's Mackenzie?"
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"You don't know her."
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"Oh, I know Mackenzie... Cute, popular."
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"I am Mackenzie. I invented Mackenzie."
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"And the way she's making my sister run around..."
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"It's kinda funny, but I can't have it."
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"It's bad for the family."
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"What are you doing? I was about to call..."
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"Mackenzie? Yeah, I know. Now shut up and let me help you."
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"The world is divided into two groups:"
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"Cool girls and girls like you."
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"And you have been given a rare opportunity..."
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"to move from the former to the latter."
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"- The latter to the former. - Whatever."
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"Oh, my God, you're such a geek."
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"Now, do you want to be smart, or do you want to be popular?"
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"Of course you do."
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"You just can't be so obvious about it."
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"and you need to take some of that power back."
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"- It's her."
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"- Give me the phone. - Here's what you're gonna say."
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""Hey, Mackenzie. I'm busy. Call me back later.""
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"- Then you hang up. - No way."
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"- Just give it to me. - "Hey, Mackenzie. I'm busy. Call me back later.""
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"- Then you hang up. - I can't."
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"- Do it. - No!"
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"- Do it! - Okay!"
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"Damn you!"
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"Hey, Mackenzie. I'm busy. Call me back later."
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"That was hard."
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"Knock, knock."
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"Oh, that's right. You're so sweet."
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"- I hope I didn't come at a bad time. - Not at all."
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"I was just deciding where to take Lily for our bike ride... the lake or the park."
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"I'm leaning towards the park."
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"I can see that."
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"- You didn't have to do that."
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"- You guys are a touch o' class."
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"Well, it is a big night for you, so..."
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"- French. - Those guys."
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"Actually, I'm trying not to think about my act right now."
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"- I'm kinda fighting the old butterflies, to be honest. - Oh, come on."
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"That's normal. I hear the Jonas Brothers get scared before every concert."
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"Not Kevin? The guy's a rock."
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"Especially Kevin."
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"Ugh! I can't believe I ever bought this for Alex."
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"I wish somebody had said something."
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"Oh, come on. That was probably cute 10 years ago."
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"No. No, it never was."
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"Most of the time, great, but every now and again..."
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"there's that one outfit I just wish somebody would be honest with me and say..."
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""What you're wearing isn't appropriate.""
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"Do you know what I mean?"
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"- I think I do, Claire. I think I do. - Mm-hmm."
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"- And my answer is yes. - Okay."
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"I would love to dress you."
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"No, I don't want you to dress me."
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"No. And I owe it to you to be honest..."
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"so I'm just gonna say that you need to lose the bicycle shorts."
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"- Excuse me? - They're not working for you, Cam."
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"Please don't take this personally."
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"I mean, nobody looks good in bike shorts."
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"I just... I feel that I owe it to you to be honest."
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"So, we're good, right?"
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"- We're great. - We're great."
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"- We're great. - Great. Okay."
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"So..."
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"You should probably just show yourself out."
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"I hear some crying down the hallway."
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"Look at that... That's a good dad, because you've got a baby..."
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"and you hear every little sound."
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"I would've... I wouldn't have even noticed... crying."
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"No. Okay. All right. All you need to know about this one..."
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"- is that Skip Woosnum is a well-known Realtor... - Mm-hmm."
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"- And he's old. - Got it."
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"Skip Woosnum, Realtor, old. Here we go."
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"I'm not saying Realtor Skip Woosnum is old..."
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"but the first property he ever sold..."
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"was a cave."
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"You're not, uh... not laughing."
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"Why aren't you laughing, Uncle Mitchell?"
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"Because he doesn't think it's funny. Or maybe you don't think I'm funny."
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"- Is that what you're saying, Mitch? - No, it's..."
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"Oh, my. That's... - Oh."
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"Cave."
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"- Yes. Yes. - That one's kind of a thinker."
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"Here he is."
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"- All right, now. - Knock it off, Jay."
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"- You don't know anyone's name here. - Are you kidding me?"
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"Carlos!"
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"Lucky guess."
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"I'm lucky only one turned around."
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"I overestimated the number of people I know at this party."
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"You realize you're asking me to help prove my own mother wrong?"
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"I'll pay two bucks per introduction."
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