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Clips from Office Space

"Ass! Ooh!"
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"I just..."
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"I was told..."
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"I was late again I would be summarily dismissed."
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"Mmm. No, no."
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"Just a moment."
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"Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking."
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"Hello, Peter. What's happening?"
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"one of the new cover sheets on your T.P.S. reports."
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"Mmm... yeah."
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"You see, we're putting the cover sheets..."
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"Did you see the memo about this?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I have the memo right here."
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"I just, uh, forgot..."
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"so there's no problem."
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"Yeah."
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"you do that from now on, that would be great..."
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"and, uh, I'll go ahead and make sure..."
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"No. I have the memo. I've got it... It's right..."
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"Hello, Phil. What's happening?"
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"Um..."
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"Four teams out on the Spanish point..."
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"Hi. Uh..."
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"could you turn that down just a little bit?"
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"Well, I... I... I told Bill if Sandra's going to..."
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"then I should be able to listen to the radio..."
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"so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio."
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"Thanks."
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"...from 9:00 to 11:00."
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"Hi, Peter."
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"What's happening?"
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"We need to talk about your T.P.S. reports."
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"Yeah. The cover sheet. I know. I know."
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"Bill talked to me about it."
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"Yeah, I got the memo, and I understand the policy..."
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"and I've already taken care of it..."
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"so it's not even really a problem anymore."
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"It's just we're putting new cover sheets..."
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"on all the T.P.S. reports before they go out now..."
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"so if you could go ahead and try to remember..."
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"Just a moment."
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"Peter Gibbons."
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"I have the memo."
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"No. Not again. I..."
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"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?"
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"I swear to God, one of these days..."
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"You and me both, man."
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"That thing is lucky I'm not armed."
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""Samir..."
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""Na-Naga...""
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"- No. Thanks. - Unh-huh!"
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"Please."
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""Michael... Bolton"?"
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"That's me."
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"Wow! Is that your real name?"
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"Yeah. Ahem."
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"So are you related to that singer guy?"
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"Oh."
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"No one in this country can pronounce my name right."
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"It's not that hard."
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""Na-ee" and then "anajaad." Nayanajaad."
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"At least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
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"You know, there's nothing wrong with that name."
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"There was nothing wrong with it..."
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"Hmm."
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"Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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"What's up, G?"
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"Wanna go to Chotchkie's, get some coffee?"
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"Oh, it's a little early."
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"I gotta get outta here. I think I'm gonna lose it."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
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"Boy, I tell ya, some days."
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"One of these days, it's just gonna be like..."
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"Heh heh heh!"
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"So, can I get you gentlemen something more to drink..."
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"- Just coffee. - OK!"
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"Sounds like a case of the Mondays."
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"What if we're still doin' this when we're fifty?"
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"because I'm a big pussy..."
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"which is why I work at Initech to begin with."
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"and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?"
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"Yes. I am also not a pussy."
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"They're gonna find out the hard way I'm not a pussy..."
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"if they don't start treating their software people better."
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"That's right."
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"They don't understand."
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"Yeah."
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"Big time."
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"Peter, you know, you always talk about this girl."
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"If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out?"
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"Oh, I can't do that."
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"Oh, that reminds me. I can't play poker on Friday."
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"Why not?"
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"Dude, an occupational hypnotherapist?"
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"I know. Anne wants me to go."
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"You know, sometimes I think that..."
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"I get thinking that she's cheating on me."
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"Yeah."
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"Nothing."
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"Why don't you just tell Anne that you're not into hypnosis..."
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"and you wanna play poker with us?"
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"I can't do that. She'll get all pissed off..."
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"I mean, he did help Anne lose weight."
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"Peter, she's anorexic."
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"The guy's really good."
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"is gonna help you solve any of your problems."
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"Hey, and speaking of problems..."
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"what's this I hear about you having problems..."
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"with your T.P.S. reports?"
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"Yeah. Didn't you get that memo?"
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"Is that Smykowski?"
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"- Samir! - What's he doing?"
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"Have you seen this? I knew it. I knew it."
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"What? It's a staff meeting. So what?"
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"So what? We're all screwed. That's what."
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"They're gonna downsize Initech."
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"What are you talking about? How do you know that?"
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"That's what this staff meeting's all about."
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"It happened at Initrode last year."
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