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Clips from Office Space

"You have to interview with this consultant."
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"They call them efficiency experts..."
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"is interviewing for your own job."
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"Every week you say you're gonna lose your job..."
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"and you're still here."
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"Not this time. I bet I'm the first one laid off."
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"The thought of having to go to the state unemployment office..."
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"and stand in line with those scumbags..."
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"Shit."
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"You know there are people in this world..."
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"that don't have to put up with all this shit?"
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"Like that guy that invented the pet rock."
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"You see, that's what you have to do."
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"You have to use your mind..."
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"and come up with some really great idea like that..."
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"and you can make millions... never have to work again."
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"You think the pet rock was a really great idea?"
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"The guy made a million dollars."
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"You know, I had an idea like that once..."
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"Well, all right."
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"It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat."
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"that you would put on the floor..."
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"and it would have different conclusions written on it..."
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"that you could jump to."
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"That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom."
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"Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea."
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"Uh, look..."
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"I gotta get outta here."
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"Yeah."
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"Our high school guidance counselor..."
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"So if you wanted to fix old cars..."
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"then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic."
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"So what did you say?"
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"I guess that's why I'm working at Initech."
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"No. You're working at Initech..."
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"'cause that question is bullshit to begin with."
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"because no one would clean shit if they had a million dollars."
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"and then take the other half to my friend Asadulah..."
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"The point of the exercise is you're supposed to figure out..."
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"what you would want to do if..."
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""PC load letter"? What the fuck does that mean?"
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"Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel nine!"
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"Damn it! Lawrence, can't you just pretend..."
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"like we can't hear each other through the wall?"
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"Oh, sorry, man! Anne over there or somethin'?"
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"No, but..."
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"If you want to talk to me, just come over."
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"Hey, man, check this out, dude."
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"The key is early detection."
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"Aw, jeez, Lawrence."
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"Sorry, man. I thought you'd want to see this."
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"Doesn't that chick look like Anne?"
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"A little bit. I..."
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"Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while."
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"You two still goin' out?"
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"What do you mean by that?"
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"I just get that feeling lookin' at her, like..."
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"Uhh."
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"You know, I'm talkin' outta my ass."
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"Forget it. Don't worry. It's all right."
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"Just... I had a rough day."
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"Tell me about it, man."
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"Ohh..."
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"Ooh, I gotta wake my ass up..."
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"at 6:00 a.m. every day this week..."
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"drag up to Las Golindas."
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"Let me ask you something."
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"When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well..."
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"does anyone ever say to you..."
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"No, man."
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"Shit, no, man."
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"You'd get your ass kicked, sayin' something like that, man."
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"Huh."
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"We still goin' fishin' this weekend?"
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"Ah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday."
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"I just know it."
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"he generally asks you at the end of the day, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"So all you gotta do is avoid him... that's all right..."
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"I got it... on the last few hours on Friday..."
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"you should be home free, man."
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"That's a really good idea."
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"Fuckin' "A," man."
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"Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
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"I'll tell you what I'd do, man."
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"Two chicks at the same time, man."
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"If you had a million dollars..."
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"I think if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up, too..."
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"The type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do."
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"Besides two chicks at the same time?"
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"Well, yeah."
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"Nothin', huh?"
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"I would relax."
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"I would sit on my ass all day."
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"I would do nothing."
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"You don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man."
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"He's broke, don't do shit."
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"Just a moment."
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"Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking."
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"So, you should ask yourself..."
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"with every decision you make..."
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""Is this good for the company?"
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""Am I helping with...""
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"Is that the guy?"
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"OK, then, um..."
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"I'd like to go ahead and welcome, uh..."
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"a new member to our team here."
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"This is, uh..."
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"Bob Slydell."
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"Yeah. Uh..."
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"Bob is a consultant."
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"Yeah. He's gonna be sort of, uh..."
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"helping us out..."
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"a little here..."
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"asking some questions..."
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"maybe seeing if there are some ways..."
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"around here."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, and remember, next Friday..."
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"is Hawaiian shirt day."
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