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Clips from Family Guy - Better Off Meg (S18E18)

"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"All right. Empty school."
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"Well, this can't be Meg. She's with us here at the pier."
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"Okay, Meg, if this is you, what's your birthday?"
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"Now let's get back to the fair and enjoy our March 23."
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"Yes!"
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"BRUCE (singsongy): We have not updated those."
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"Meg's right here."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Lois, can you believe these seats?"
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"Mwah."
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"Unbelievable."
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"(rolling thunder)"
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"(inhales)"
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"("Kiss From a Rose" plays, seal barking instead of lyrics)"
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"(sighs)"
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"This time things are gonna work out fine ♪"
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"♪ This time is gonna be so much more! ♪"
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"(harmonica riff plays)"
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"♪ Or maybe it's not. ♪"
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"Nice to meet you, Natalie."
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"Yes. It is a joke."
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"(insects chirping)"
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"Natalie, sit down. Tell us about yourself."
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"I'm a Christian!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"(camera shutter clicks)"
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"Hell yes."
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"to use anytime you want."
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"So was that before or after you were"
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"Wow, your parents must be so proud of you."
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"Hey, Griffin, I heard you scored"
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"with the girls' basketball team yesterday."
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"Chris?!"
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"Where is everyone?"
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"♪ Darling if you want me to be.♪."
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"-Are you guessing? -Am I right?"
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"in sensitive music to do finger stuff to,"
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"Mr. John Mayer!"
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"I love high school!"
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"GIRL: Who are you?"
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"I was born in 2003!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"-Over! -(grunts)"
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"MEG: I'm not in any of these!"
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"Well, that's it."
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"Wow, thank you, John Mayer."
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"I think we can all agree that John is entitled"
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"across the street has graciously"
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"that will feature a dedication page to Meg."
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"Oh, my God, oh, my God, everyone!"
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"He's proposing right here!"
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"(door slams open)"
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"(all gasp)"
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"Hey, I'm not gonna make it this weekend."
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"Oh, but you're gonna miss the big janitor dance!"
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"she'd be the first one to agree."
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"(applause and cheering)"
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"Like orgasms or pretending to like your wife's egg salad."
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"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
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"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
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"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
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"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
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"♪ It seems today that all you s♪e"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Time to Shining my way through the halls."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Principal Shepherd, where is everyone?!"
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"(in low, monotone voice): Principal Shepherd's not here,"
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"Miss Griffin."
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"Why are you talking like that?"
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"Sorry. That was Tony,"
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"the little boy who lives in my mouth."
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"Why are you here? It's skip day."
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"It's skip day? Nobody told me."
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"She's unpopular and unattractive."
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"Tony!"
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"Hello?! Chris?"
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"Did you know it was skip day?"
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"Mom? Dad?"
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"(beeps)"
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"Hello?"
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"MEG: Mom? Where are you guys?"
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"Who is this?"
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"It's Meg. Where is everyone?"
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"-Who is that? -Someone who says she's Meg."
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"Give me that."
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"March 23."
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"I have no idea if that's correct."
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"-Good day, sir. -(beeps)"
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"Sorry about that, everyone."
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"Here ya are-- ladies' seven on the left,"
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"and men's 11 on the right."
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"I just need a license."
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"Thanks."
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"Oh! And happy birthday!"
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"(Western-style theme plays)"
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"Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Coming up, I find even more sand"
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"on my body from a beach toilet I used a week ago."
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"But first, tragedy strikes close to home,"
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"as a car crash near my apartment claims the life"
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"of a local teen girl."
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"The victim's identity is being withheld"
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"pending notification of the family."
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"(knocking)"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"What brings you around at this late hour with your uniform on"
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"and your hat held mournfully against your chest?"
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"Peter, Lois, it pains me above the waist"
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"to tell you that Meg is dead."
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"-What?! -What are you talking about?"
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"(wind whistling)"
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"(all gasp)"
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"You know, it's weird that didn't happen on the pier all day."
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"Or when we rented that convertible."
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