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Clips from Family Guy - Better Off Meg (S18E18)

"How did this happen?!"
Family Guy
"She got in a car wreck, and was burned beyond recognition,"
Family Guy
"and I leveled up on Fortnite this weekend,"
Family Guy
"but you probably only care about the first two things."
Family Guy
"Oh, dear God, no! (cries)"
Family Guy
"All we found was Meg's driver's license at the scene."
Family Guy
"It had her Quiznos punch card stuck to the back."
Family Guy
"Your little angel was one stamp away from a free sub,"
Family Guy
"which only adds to this horrific tragedy."
Family Guy
"It's actually pretty impressive,"
Family Guy
"because the card was only issued three days ago."
Family Guy
"Usually one of the guys would swipe a thing like this,"
Family Guy
"use it on the way home, but I snagged it for ya."
Family Guy
"Thought Meg's family ought to be the ones"
Family Guy
"to enjoy the free sandwich."
Family Guy
"Again, I'm very sorry."
Family Guy
"(lights buzzing)"
Family Guy
"TOM: Oh, hang on."
Family Guy
"Oh, they told the family? Great!"
Family Guy
"The girl killed near my apartment was Meg Griffin."
Family Guy
"What? I'm not dead!"
Family Guy
"She was burned beyond recognition"
Family Guy
"but identified by her driver's license."
Family Guy
"156 pounds."
Family Guy
"Yikes."
Family Guy
"Wait. Did you give my ID to the wrong girl?"
Family Guy
"Sorry. Them shoe spray fumes made me all goofy in my head."
Family Guy
"(inhales deeply)"
Family Guy
"I'm still sober. This ain't cheatin'!"
Family Guy
"Oh, this is me being sober!"
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"So I guess I'm dead."
Family Guy
"And no one cares."
Family Guy
"TOM: Again, for those of you"
Family Guy
"in a new scene: Meg Griffin dead."
Family Guy
"(sad, orchestral music plays)"
Family Guy
"(organ plays solemn hymn)"
Family Guy
"Front row!"
Family Guy
"I hope the priest pulls me up on stage and dances with me."
Family Guy
"When I was hastily relocated to this parish a week ago,"
Family Guy
"the last thing I thought I'd have to do is"
Family Guy
"stand before you on such a sad occasion."
Family Guy
"A family losing a child is like"
Family Guy
"a Trivial Pursuit wheel losing a pie piece."
Family Guy
"And you have to keep reminding everyone playing the game,"
Family Guy
""Don't forget. I already got 'Entertainment'." What a pain."
Family Guy
"Your first speaker-- Principal Shepherd."
Family Guy
"Meg Griffin was an honest man,"
Family Guy
"a kind man, a man who knew how..."
Family Guy
"(whispering)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my stars!"
Family Guy
"I have nothing."
Family Guy
"Kind of feel bad. There's nobody here."
Family Guy
"I know. We'not even here."
Family Guy
"(electrical hissing)"
Family Guy
"(video game beeping)"
Family Guy
"This was the right decision."
Family Guy
"Hey, Chris, I'm super sorry your sister is dead."
Family Guy
"If there's anything we can do to help you"
Family Guy
"during your time of need..."
Family Guy
"-Stamps. -(laughs) What?"
Family Guy
"Stamps. I need stamps."
Family Guy
"Okay, you got it."
Family Guy
"Wow. Are girls coming on to me because my sister died?"
Family Guy
"Cool!"
Family Guy
"BONNIE: God, I wish it was Joe in that box."
Family Guy
"I do, too, Bon."
Family Guy
"Oh. Did I say that out loud?"
Family Guy
"No, but at this point, I know what you're thinking."
Family Guy
"It'll be soon, babe."
Family Guy
"There's hardly anyone here."
Family Guy
"Ugh. Well, that's it."
Family Guy
"I'm off to a new town to start a new life."
Family Guy
"Ooh. Sorry."
Family Guy
"Don't you know what a rosary on a doorknob means?!"
Family Guy
"Siri, play "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal."
Family Guy
"I hope everyone enjoys tonight's dinner."
Family Guy
"It... it was Meg's favorite."
Family Guy
"(sobbing)"
Family Guy
"There, there, Lois. Stop your crying."
Family Guy
"-Stop it. -(continues crying)"
Family Guy
"Please stop. Stop."
Family Guy
"Stop it. Stop crying."
Family Guy
"Stop crying."
Family Guy
"Stop crying. Stop."
Family Guy
"(sighs) Before we eat,"
Family Guy
"would anyone like to say something about Meg?"
Family Guy
"Okay, I feel all of you looking at me, so here goes."
Family Guy
"Meg, wherever you are,"
Family Guy
"I hope that you're with Bubba, and I want you to know"
Family Guy
"that Lieutenant Dan is walking around..."
Family Guy
"Is this from Forrest Gump?"
Family Guy
"I miss you, Meg. (crying)"
Family Guy
"Stop it, Brian."
Family Guy
"Stop your crying."
Family Guy
"Stop it."
Family Guy
"Please stop."
Family Guy
"Stop. Stop it."
Family Guy
"Stop crying. Stop crying."
Family Guy
"Stop crying. Stop."
Family Guy
"Stewie, is there anything you'd like to say?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. We're gonna save a lot of money on toilet paper."
Family Guy
"Ever see her wipe?"
Family Guy
"She'd wrap up both hands like oven mitts"
Family Guy
"and act like she was cleaning out a pot of burnt chili."
Family Guy
"Anyway, that's all I care to say about Meg."
Family Guy
"Maybe we should just have a moment of silence"
Family Guy
"as we hear the guy down the street"
Family Guy
"scream at his barking dog."
Family Guy
"(dog barking)"
Family Guy
"MAN: Damn it, Rufus, shut up!"
Family Guy
"Will you shut up?!"
Family Guy
"Get in the house! Get in the house!"
Family Guy
"♪ Than the times we had before ♪"
Family Guy
"(knocking) Hi, new neighbor."
Family Guy
"I just thought I'd come by and see"
Family Guy
"if I could borrow a cup of tampons."
Family Guy
"Sure. Just bring 'em back when you're done. No rush."
Family Guy
"Thanks. My name's not important."
Family Guy
"What's yours?"
Family Guy
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